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Care Home Fish and Chips for Boughton Malherbe events
Care home fish and chips in Boughton Malherbe: fish and chips cooked fresh in the van, and served hot from the hatch at the time you choose.
- Open days for families
- Fish and chip Fridays
- Day centre treats
Book the van in Boughton Malherbe
Care home fish and chips in Boughton Malherbe, fried fresh
A regular visit gives everyone something to look forward to. Whether it is a monthly fish and chip day and staff thank-you lunches at the home, we can cook gravy, sausage and chips and pie and chips.
For a care home near Boughton Malherbe, tell us about lanes and the drive. We serve from the hatch, so it’s hot and generous, and the queue keeps moving.
Planning for dietary needs
We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible. To get it right:
- Pick a time that suits the home’s day
- Let us know if smaller portions suit
- Agree numbers for residents, staff and families
- Agree the plan with your kitchen and care team
We arrive in good time to park and heat the fryers.
A regular date gives everyone something to look forward to.
Planners, venues and businesses
If you’re booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we’ll talk you through the process. We are happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.
Organising a club, school or community event in Boughton Malherbe? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Tell us about the event and we will take it from there.
The menu, dish by dish
Pie and chips
Pie and chips gives people a filling alternative to fish, perfect with gravy.
Curry sauce
Chip-shop curry sauce is a mild, slightly sweet British classic, great with chips and sausages.
Places near Boughton Malherbe
Other occasions in Boughton Malherbe
What affects the price in Boughton Malherbe
There is nothing hidden: the price is based on:
- How far we travel
- The minimum booking
- Your choice of menu
- The day of the week
Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so tell us exactly where your care home visit is.
Details that help
To check availability and price, we need:
- A picture of the parking spot
- Where the van would park
- The address or venue name
- The date and when you’d like to eat
Thinking about a fish and chip van visit for your care home visit in Boughton Malherbe? Tell us what you have in mind and we’ll reply with a clear price. To get in touch, send us your details through our quote form.
Why choose care home fish and chips in Boughton Malherbe?
Families enjoy joining in.
Here are some of the occasions we serve around Boughton Malherbe:
- Fish and chip Fridays
- Staff thank-you lunches at the home
- Summer fêtes and open days
- Visiting days
Visitors arriving by train should know that the closest railway station is Lenham station, roughly 1.5 miles north-east of the centre.
What your quote should include
- A clear list of what’s included
- Any minimum charge
- The van’s size and access needs
- The service time, and the cost of running over
Questions from Boughton Malherbe
Could you trade in Kiln Wood?
Only if the landowner, usually the council, allows it. Check with them first.
Is Boughton Malherbe close to London?
Roughly 39 miles from the centre of London.
How much does a fish and chip van visit cost in Boughton Malherbe?
Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you need. Tell us your date and rough numbers and we’ll reply with a price.
Who clears up?
We pack up and leave the pitch tidy when service is finished. Tell us where bins can go for people’s paper and trays.
Can portions be smaller?
We will agree portion sizes with your kitchen or care team.
Can the van park on the street?
Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Check with your council first.
Which areas do you serve?
London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.
Is there a non-fish option?
We serve sausages and pies as well as fish. Let us know about any other dietary needs and we’ll be honest about what’s possible.
What happens on the day
A typical booking goes like this: the van arrives and we set up, the fryers heat up, and food goes out hot when you’re ready to eat. In Boughton Malherbe, the garden season runs from late May, with light until about 8:50pm, to late September, around 7:00pm.
- First, the plan: what, where and what time.
- We come back with availability and a clear price.
- The van’s spot is fixed in advance.
- On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
- The pitch is left tidy when we go.
Preparing for the day
- Clear the route for the van
- Choose a level, firm spot for the van
- Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
Get a quote
We only need a few details to quote: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, fill in our quote form.
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A fish and chip van or other catering?
Your kitchen could cook it, but a van turns it into an occasion. When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.
Why us?
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
- Everything cooked to order at your event
- Served hot, straight from the hatch
- Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
Care home visits in Boughton Malherbe
Boughton Malherbe is about 8 miles south-east of Maidstone, in Kent. For care home visits in Boughton Malherbe, we can park on a drive, a car park, a yard or firm, dry grass. We take the van to all 922 towns and villages in Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. Our bookings stretch from Boughton Malherbe to Canterbury (about 17 miles away).
If your residents have links with Church of St Nicholas, a fête or open day together is a nice moment for a van visit. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 5 miles of Boughton Malherbe.
Wherever your care home visit is in ME17, we can bring the van to you, from busy streets to quiet lanes. If your venue is just outside Boughton Malherbe, we also cover Liverton Street (1 mile north-west), Grafty Green (1 mile south-west), Platt's Heath (1 mile north-west), Sandway (1 mile north) and Broadstone (1 mile south-west). Larger places within reach include Maidstone (8 miles north-west), Ashford (9 miles south-east), Sittingbourne (9 miles north), Faversham (11 miles north-east), Minster (15 miles north) and Kings Hill (13 miles west).
Well-known places in the area include Coldbridge Castle (1.1 miles south) and The Dog Collar Museum (3.5 miles north-west).
- Schools near Boughton Malherbe include The Lenham School (1.8 miles north-east)
- Local pubs include The Kings Head Public House (0.7 miles south-west)
Before you choose a spot
Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but there are a few things to check:
- Firm, level ground close to the home
- Light near the van after dark
- Close to the garden or entrance
If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.
From the hatch
- Mushy peas
- Gravy
- Haddock and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
- Cod and chips
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch