Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East
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Mobile Fish and Chip Van

Funeral and wake catering

A warm, simple meal after a funeral: fish and chips cooked fresh for family and friends at the wake, at home, a hall or a venue.

  • Wakes at home
  • Gatherings at a village hall or club
  • Wakes at a pub or venue with outside space

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Funeral and wake catering, fried fresh on the day

After a funeral, people want somewhere to gather, a hot cup of tea and something comforting to eat. For many families, fish and chips is exactly that, and sometimes it was the favourite meal of the person being remembered.

We keep it calm and simple. We arrive at the agreed time, park discreetly, and serve when you’re ready, at home, at a village hall or club, or at a venue with space outside. We understand that timings on the day can move, and we’ll work around the service and the family.

Popular for

  • Wakes at home
  • Gatherings at a village hall or club
  • Wakes at a pub or venue with outside space
  • Celebrations of life
  • A favourite meal in someone’s memory
  • Family gatherings after a burial or cremation

On the menu

  • Cod and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Gravy

See the full menu. Tell us about dietary needs and allergies when you enquire, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.

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Covering
London and the South East
Menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Price
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026

How it works

  1. You, or your funeral director, tell us the date, where the wake will be and roughly how many people.
  2. We check the spot for the van and send a quote.
  3. We agree a time to arrive and when food should be ready, allowing for the service running over.
  4. On the day we set up quietly and serve when guests are ready.
  5. We pack up when everyone has eaten and leave quietly.

Short notice

Funerals are often arranged within a couple of weeks. Get in touch as soon as you have a date and we’ll tell you straight away whether we’re available.

Working with the funeral director

If it helps, your funeral director or a family friend can deal with us directly, so you don’t have to.

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Fish and chips with peas next to a cup of teaA large piece of battered fish with chips on a plate

A fish and chip van compared with other event catering

OptionGood forWatch out for
Fish and chip vanFried to order and served hot; a menu almost everyone likes; no kitchen neededNeeds a level, firm spot the van can reach
Hog roastPopular for big outdoor eventsOne main dish; harder for guests who don’t eat pork
BarbecueCasual and familiarFood comes off in batches; someone has to cook it
Cold buffetSimple; no vehicle access neededFood sits out; nothing hot on a cold evening
Plated mealFormal and traditionalNeeds a kitchen, more staff and usually costs more per head

What your quote should include

  • What’s on the menu, and how many choices
  • How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
  • Any minimum charge
  • Travel, parking and any charges such as ULEZ
  • Whether VAT is included
  • What the van needs: space, access, power
  • How allergens are handled

Funeral and wake catering: questions

Can you cater a wake at short notice?

Ask as soon as you have the date. We’ll tell you straight away whether we’re available.

Can our funeral director book for us?

Yes. We’re happy to deal with the funeral director or a family friend.

What if the service runs late?

We allow for it. We’ll agree a serving time and stay flexible on the day.

Can the wake be at home?

Yes, if there’s somewhere level and firm to park the van close to the house.

Where do you take the van?

Across London and the South East: Kent, Surrey, Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight. Find your area.

How do I get a quote?

Send us your date, venue or postcode, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat through our quote form, and we’ll reply with a price.

Towns we cover

Find your county for every town and village we cover, from the big towns to the smallest villages.

Funeral and wake catering for your event

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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