Kent · England
Care home fish and chip visits in Clement Street, Kent
Something for almost everyone: fish and chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Book a fish and chip van visit in Clement Street.
- Family days
- Friday fish and chip treats
- Birthday treats for residents
Fresh fish and chips in Clement Street
Can’t we just order from the chip shop?
DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.
A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the care home visit.
Care home fish and chips in Clement Street, cooked to order
Residents on soft or texture-modified diets need special care, which should come from the home’s own kitchen and care team. We serve haddock and chips, gravy and sausage and chips, and typical bookings are for family days and residents’ celebrations.
At a rural home near Clement Street, access matters so we can plan the route. Every portion is cooked to order on the day, not cooked earlier and kept warm, and served the moment it comes out of the fryer.
Questions from Clement Street
Do you come to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?
Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We will work to whatever the site needs.
What’s the nearest station to Clement Street?
The closest is Farningham Road station, roughly 1.3 miles away.
Do you do residents’ portions?
Portion sizes are agreed in advance.
How long does set-up take?
That depends on your numbers and timings. We confirm all the timings beforehand.
How much is fish and chip van hire?
We quote for each booking, based on your numbers and timings. Give us your date, numbers and serving time for a clear quote.
Are visitors included?
Yes, it’s a lovely chance for families to visit.
Can you cater for allergies?
Yes, we can tell you which allergens are in each item. Fish and gluten are the main ones in battered fish. Send us any allergies in writing.
Do you cover Clement Street?
We do. We serve events in Clement Street and across Kent. Tell us your date and we’ll check availability.
What affects the price in Clement Street
Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, because of:
- How many people are eating
- Whether a minimum applies
- The day of the week
- The length of service
Most vans have a minimum charge, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. Ask us what applies to your care home visit.
What to tell us
You do not need every detail fixed to get a quote, but these help:
- A photo of the parking spot
- Anything awkward about the way in
- Allergies and diets you know about
- Where the event is
Thinking about a fish and chip van visit for your care home visit in Clement Street? Send us the details and we’ll come back with a quote. To get in touch, fill in our quote form.
Why choose a fish and chip van in Clement Street?
Your kitchen could cook it, but a van turns it into an occasion. Got a budget? Let us know, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. Keeping the menu short is generally the best value.
Why Clement Street hosts choose us
- We cover Clement Street and the whole of Kent
- Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
- Fried fresh, not kept warm
- No surprises in your quote
Take a look at our pricing or what a fish and chip van costs.
Care home visits in Clement Street
Clement Street is about 2 miles south of Dartford, in Kent. For care home visits in Clement Street, we plan around your venue and timings: a quote, a parking spot and fresh frying on the day. Clement Street is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent where we bring the van. Our bookings stretch from Clement Street to London (about 14 miles away).
Old photos of Wansunt Pit can spark conversation during a van visit. For families visiting by train, the nearest station is Farningham Road station, about 1.3 miles south-east. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 6 miles of Clement Street.
We serve care home visits across the BR8 postcode area. Other places close to Clement Street we cover include Hawley (1 mile north-east), Sutton at Hone (1 mile east), South Darenth (2 miles south-east), Darenth (2 miles east) and St Margarets (2 miles east). Within a short drive, we also cover Sevenoaks (9 miles south), Gravesend (7 miles east), Tonbridge (15 miles south), Northfleet (6 miles east), Kings Hill (13 miles south-east) and Swanscombe (4 miles north-east).
Other landmarks nearby include Eynsford Castle (3 miles south) and West Hill Hospital (2.2 miles north). The countryside around Clement Street includes Wansunt Pit.
- Schools near Clement Street include Wilmington Academy (1.2 miles north-west)
- Local pubs include The Plough pub (1 mile north)
Where the van can park in Clement Street
The van has to be able to get in and park safely, so a few things need checking. These are the things we check:
- A spot residents can enjoy, inside or out
- Firm, level ground close to the home
- A clear way in for the van
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.
From the hatch
- Sausage and chips
- Gravy
- Mushy peas
- Pie and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Cod and chips
Diets, allergies and planning
With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. Here are a few tips:
- Organise staff to carry food in
- Share residents’ diets and allergies with us
- Plan portion sizes with us
- Agree numbers for residents, staff and families
We arrive in good time to park and heat the fryers.
Bunting, deckchairs and a seaside theme make it an occasion.
What happens on the day
Here’s how the day usually runs: we arrive, park up and set up, the oil comes up to temperature, and we serve hot from the hatch when you are ready to eat. In Clement Street, the garden season runs from late May, with light until about 8:50pm, to late September, around 7:05pm; in winter, keep it to lunchtime.
- Tell us what you are planning and when you’d like to eat.
- We come back with availability and a clear price.
- We agree exactly where the van parks, and how it gets in.
- On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
- The pitch is left tidy when we go.
Before we arrive
- Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
- Plan where the queue will stand
- Give us a contact for the day
Get a quote
Send us the date, the address or BR8 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time, and we’ll reply with a quote. To get started, fill in our quote form.
Planning help
Towns and villages near Clement Street
What else we do in Clement Street
For event organisers in Clement Street
Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we’ll explain how it works. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.
Venues frequently have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we will work through them with you.
What comes out of the fryer
Pie and chips
Pie and chips is hearty and filling, and it is especially welcome on a cold day.
Sausage and chips
For anyone who does not fancy fish, there is sausage and chips, and children love it.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch