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Care Home Fish and Chips in Coleman's Hatch

Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van visit in Coleman's Hatch and across East Sussex.

  • Day centre treats
  • Care staff treats
  • Residents’ family gatherings

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Fresh fish and chips in Coleman's Hatch

FAQs for Coleman's Hatch

What’s the nearest station to Coleman's Hatch?

East Grinstead station, about 4.6 miles north-west of the centre.

How far is Coleman's Hatch from London?

Roughly 29 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Tell us about coeliac residents when you enquire, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.

Can the van park on the street?

It depends on the road. A drive, car park or yard is normally easier; for the street, check the council’s rules.

Which areas do you serve?

We take the van across London and the South East, including East Sussex. See all areas.

Can everyone take part?

Yes, with meals for texture-modified diets from the home’s own kitchen, following their care plans.

Where will the van park?

Wherever suits the home, as long as it is level and safe.

How long does set-up take?

That depends on your numbers and timings. We agree arrival, serving and finishing times with you before the day.

Care home fish and chips for your care home visit in Coleman's Hatch

Care homes, retirement housing and day centres all book visits. We serve mushy peas, gravy and sausage and chips, and we are regularly asked to cater summer fêtes and open days and retirement village events.

For a care home near Coleman's Hatch, tell us about lanes and the drive. Food is served straight from the hatch, so it’s hot and generous, and service is quick once we’re up and running.

Golden fried fish on a plate held in one hand
Where
Coleman's Hatch (TN7)
Area hub
East Sussex
Menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
On the side
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Price
Ask us for a quote
Last updated
24 October 2026

What a fish and chip van costs

The price comes down to a few factors:

  • Numbers
  • How long we serve
  • The minimum booking
  • How far we travel

When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. We set ours out clearly.

Getting an accurate quote

The more we know about your care home visit, the better we can plan. Please include:

  • The date and time of the event
  • A picture of the parking spot
  • The venue or postcode
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes

Each quote is put together for your care home visit. Give us your date first, and we’ll confirm whether we are available that day.

How it works

We work to your timings. If the day runs behind, we simply start frying a little later, so nothing is cooked before it is needed. In Coleman's Hatch, late spring and early autumn evenings stay light until about 8:50pm and 7:05pm; for winter visits, choose lunchtime.

  1. First, the plan: what, where and what time.
  2. You hear back on the date and the price.
  3. The van’s spot is fixed in advance.
  4. On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
  5. We leave the spot as we found it.

Getting ready for the day

  • Ensure the van can get in
  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park
  • Choose a level, firm spot for the van

How to get a price

Not sure of numbers yet? That is fine: give us a rough idea and the date, and we’ll quote on that. To start, send us your details through our quote form.

Tell us about your event

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Perfect for your care home visit in Coleman's Hatch

It brings families in.

These are some of the bookings we take around Coleman's Hatch:

  • Care staff treats
  • Sheltered housing get-togethers
  • Day centre treats
  • Residents’ birthdays and anniversaries

Old photos of Brickfield Meadow can spark conversation during a van visit.

Before you book anyone

  • Exactly what’s included in the price
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • VAT, if it applies
  • The deadline for final numbers

15 questions to ask before you book

Is a fish and chip van right for your care home visit?

A themed afternoon with a van feels like a day out, without leaving the home. Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. We set everything out in your quote.

Why book with us

  • The queue at the hatch gets people talking
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • A clear quote before you book
  • We cover Coleman's Hatch and the whole of East Sussex

See our pricing or the cost guide.

Looking after everyone

A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Try these:

  • Arrange texture-modified meals from your own kitchen
  • Ask about smaller portions
  • Check the spot with your manager
  • Agree numbers for residents, staff and families

When everyone has eaten, we pack up.

Make it a regular event.

Organising for someone else?

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we’ll talk you through the process. We are happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can hold the date.

Planning a van visit in Coleman's Hatch

Coleman's Hatch is about 4 miles south-east of East Grinstead, in East Sussex. For care home visits in Coleman's Hatch, we plan around your venue and timings: a quote, a parking spot and fresh frying on the day. We serve 289 places in East Sussex. We serve events right across the region, from Coleman's Hatch to Brighton (about 20 miles away).

If your residents have links with Holy Trinity Church, a fête or open day together is a nice moment for a van visit. Families coming by rail can use the station: the nearest station is East Grinstead station, about 4.6 miles north-west. Coleman's Hatch is within about 2 miles of the High Weald National Landscape.

Here we cover the TN7 postcode area, so your care home visit can be anywhere in it. Streets in the area include Shepherds Hill and Parrock Lane, and the van can serve a care home visit on any of them with a suitable parking spot. If your venue is just outside Coleman's Hatch, we also cover Upper Hartfield (1 mile north-east), Forest Row (1 mile west), Wych Cross (2 miles south-west), Chelwood Gate (3 miles south-west) and Duddleswell (3 miles south). Within a short drive, we also cover Lewes (15 miles south), Crowborough (5 miles south-east), Uckfield (8 miles south), South Malling (15 miles south), Heathfield (12 miles south-east) and Southover (15 miles south).

Nearby you’ll also find Queen Victoria Hospital (4.4 miles north-west) and Bolebroke Castle (2.9 miles north-east). The countryside around Coleman's Hatch includes Brickfield Meadow.

  • Pubs nearby include The Hatch Inn (within half a mile south-east)
Map of Coleman's Hatch © OpenStreetMap contributors

Should I sort the food myself?

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For a crowd, a van is normally simpler.

You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.

Space, access and the venue

A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We look for:

  • With the serving side away from windows
  • Access the van can manage
  • Firm, level ground close to the home

If you’re unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think before you book.

From the hatch

  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Gravy
  • Haddock and chips

Browse the menu

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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