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Care home fish and chip visits in Farnborough, Greater London

From the first sizzle in the fryer to the last chip, a fish and chip van visit turns food into part of your care home visit in Farnborough.

  • Residents’ family gatherings
  • Retirement village events
  • A monthly fish and chip day

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A chip van near Farnborough

Before you choose a spot

A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We look for:

  • A spot residents can enjoy, inside or out
  • A level, firm spot such as the car park or drive
  • Away from emergency access

As a London location, Farnborough is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: let us know about off-street space or permits.

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly.

On the menu in Farnborough

  • Sausage and chips
  • Gravy
  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas

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About our care home fish and chips in Farnborough

We visit care homes, retirement housing, sheltered schemes and day centres, for one-off events and regular visits. For care home summer fairs and lunch for the care team, we’ll put together a menu of cod and chips, mushy peas and pie and chips for your guests.

In Farnborough, care homes normally have limited parking, so we plan a spot that keeps emergency access clear. We cook inside the van, right where your residents are, so the batter is still crisp when it’s handed over.

A carer sitting with residents during an afternoon activity
Area
Farnborough (BR6)
County
Greater London
Menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Sides
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Price
Ask us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is typically the easier option.

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

A fish and chip van or other catering?

Taking residents out is a big undertaking. The van comes to the home. Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so it helps to give us the postcode.

Why book with us

  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
  • Bookings across Greater London, including Farnborough
  • A clear quote before booking
  • Fried fresh, not kept warm

See our pricing or the cost guide.

How we price a fish and chip van visit

There are no hidden charges: the price is based on:

  • How easy the site is to reach
  • The minimum booking
  • How long we serve
  • How far we travel

Got a budget? Let us know, and we’ll suggest a menu and timing to match. Keeping the menu short is generally the best value.

What we need to know

You do not need everything decided to ask for a quote, but it helps to know:

  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • The date and time of the event
  • Dietary needs, with numbers
  • Where the event is

Send us the date, the address or BR6 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time, and you will get a clear price. Just send us your details through our quote form.

Farnborough: care homes and access

Farnborough is about 2 miles south-west of Orpington, in Greater London. Give us the address of your care home visit in Farnborough, and we will plan access and set-up before the day. Farnborough is one of 764 places in Greater London where we bring the van. Our bookings stretch from Farnborough to London (12 miles away).

Families coming by rail can use the station: Orpington station is about 1.2 miles away. Some homes in Farnborough have links with a local church such as Church of St Giles the Abbot, and a van visit can be part of a summer fête. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 6 miles of Farnborough.

We cover care home visits in every part of BR6. We can serve a care home visit on streets such as Tye Lane, Peel Road and Pitt Road, wherever the van can park. Neighbouring places where we serve care home visits include Green Street Green (1 mile south-east), Locksbottom (1 mile north-west), Crofton (1 mile north), Farthing Street (1 mile south-west) and Downe (2 miles south-west). We also serve nearby towns such as London (12 miles north-west), City of Westminster (15 miles north-west), Marylebone (15 miles north-west), Kensington (15 miles north-west), St Pancras (14 miles north-west) and Shoreditch (13 miles north-west).

Nearby you will also find Orpington Hospital (0.9 miles east) and Crofton Roman Villa (1.1 miles north-east). Green spaces nearby include Downe Bank Nature Reserve and Summer Hill.

  • Nearby schools include Newstead Wood School (0.6 miles north)
  • Pubs nearby include The Buff pub (0.6 miles east)
Map of Farnborough © OpenStreetMap contributors

Events we cater in Farnborough

The kitchen gets a day off cooking.

Whatever the occasion in Farnborough, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. We regularly serve:

  • Care staff treats
  • Open days for families
  • Sheltered housing get-togethers
  • Family days

Old photos of Downe Bank Nature Reserve can spark conversation during a van visit.

Questions to ask before booking

  • When payment is due
  • What the price includes, item by item
  • How much space the van takes up
  • What happens if plans change

How to compare vans

Planning for dietary needs

With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. A few tips:

  • Arrange plates and trays for residents inside
  • Tell us about residents’ needs in writing
  • Agree the plan with your kitchen and care team
  • Count families who are joining in

When everyone has eaten, we pack up.

A seaside theme with bunting adds to the fun.

Your questions about a fish and chip van visit in Farnborough

Is parking a problem for the van in Farnborough?

London parking needs planning: let us know about off-street space or permits. We’ll plan around it.

Do you come to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?

Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We’ll work to whatever the site needs.

Can the van park on grass?

Usually, if it is firm and dry. After heavy rain, soft grass can be a problem for any vehicle, so have a hard-surface back-up.

Is everything cooked fresh?

Yes. Everything is fried fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch.

How do you handle allergies?

Tell us about allergies when you book, and we’ll tell you what’s in each item.

What if the weather’s bad?

Rain does not stop the fryers: the cooking is inside the van. It’s worth planning some cover for the queue.

How much is fish and chip van hire?

Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you need. Tell us your date and rough numbers for a clear quote.

What if we only have street parking?

Only where it is legal to park, or with a council parking suspension or road closure. Ask your council early.

How the day works

Setting up takes a little while, because the oil has to come up to temperature, so we always arrive well ahead of your serving time. For a summer visit in Farnborough, residents can enjoy the garden in daylight until about 9:20pm, which makes garden visits easy. In December, with dark by about 3:55pm, lunchtime is best.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check access for the van and quote.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we’re done.

How to prepare

  • Give us your final numbers and allergies
  • Let us know who to talk to on the day
  • Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates

How to get a price

Most quotes start with a few simple details: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. To send them, use our quote form.

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What comes out of the fryer

Pie and chips

A pie and chips is proper comfort food, and it is a favourite in colder months.

Mushy peas

Mushy peas are made from dried marrowfat peas, soaked and cooked until soft. They’re the classic side with fish and chips.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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