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Care Home Fish and Chips in Fawkham Green

A menu everybody knows: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Book a fish and chip van visit in Fawkham Green.

  • Lunch clubs
  • Themed afternoons
  • A monthly fish and chip day

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Planning an event in Fawkham Green?

Fawkham Green: your questions answered

Is Fawkham Green close to London?

About 19 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.

Is Fawkham Green too small for a chip van?

Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Let us know about access and parking.

Is there a non-fish option?

Yes: sausage and chips or pie and chips. Give us a rough idea of numbers.

Does the batter contain gluten?

Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Tell us about coeliac residents when you enquire, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.

Can everyone take part?

Yes, with meals for texture-modified diets from the home’s own kitchen, following their care plans.

Do you cover Fawkham Green?

Yes. We take the van across London and the South East, and Fawkham Green is within our area and the rest of Kent. To check your date, fill in our quote form.

Can the van park on grass?

Often, if the ground is firm and dry. After heavy rain, soft grass can be a problem for any vehicle, so plan a back-up spot.

What if the weather’s bad?

We carry on in the rain, because the fryers are inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.

Care home fish and chips for your care home visit in Fawkham Green

Monthly or seasonal visits become a highlight in the calendar. On the menu are cod and chips, pie and chips and sausage and chips, and we’re regularly asked to cater seaside days and visiting days.

For a care home near Fawkham Green, tell us about lanes and the drive. You will know what’s included before booking: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed, with no surprises on the day.

Battered fish and chips served on a plate
Area
Fawkham Green (DA3)
Region
Kent
Menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Sides
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quote
Ask us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026

About the food

Gravy

Gravy brings a bit of warmth to the meal, especially in winter.

Mushy peas

No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people.

How it works

The first sign we have arrived is usually the smell. After that, it is a steady flow to the hatch. With darkness by about 3:50pm in December, winter van visits in Fawkham Green suit lunchtime, while summer visits can run into the evening, with light until about 9:20pm.

  1. We start with the date, numbers and a serving time that suits the home.
  2. We check where the van can park and send a quote.
  3. We agree portion sizes and any diets with your kitchen or care team.
  4. We serve hot from the hatch at the time the home chooses.
  5. We clear up and leave the car park as we found it.

Preparing for the day

  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Tell us when you want to eat
  • Confirm the van is allowed on site

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Still finalising the details? No problem: tell us the basics about your care home visit, and we will firm it up nearer the time. To start, fill in our quote form.

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What affects the price in Fawkham Green

The same numbers can mean different prices, depending on:

  • The number of meals
  • Access and parking
  • The menu and how many choices
  • Travel, tolls and road charges

A chip van often compares well with a plated meal, as there’s no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. We will send you a quote.

Getting an accurate quote

You do not need every detail fixed to get a quote, but it helps to know:

  • Where the event is
  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • The date and time of the event
  • A picture of where the van would go

The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. Photos of the spot and the way in help. When you are ready, use our quote form.

DIY versus a fish and chip van

For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.

Fish and chip days near Fawkham Green

Fawkham Green is about 6 miles south-west of Northfleet, in Kent. We park up at drives, car parks, yards and venues around Fawkham Green and the surrounding area. Fawkham Green is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent we cover. You can also see our page for London, about 19 miles away.

Visitors arriving by train should know that the nearest station is Longfield station, about 2.3 miles north-east. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 5 miles of Fawkham Green.

Care home visits anywhere in DA3 start with a parking spot for the van and roughly how many residents. Your care home visit could be at a house on Fawkham Green Road, Brands Hatch Road and Valley Road, wherever the van can park. We also bring the van to care home visits in Speed Gate (1 mile north-west), West Yoke (1 mile east), Ash (1 mile south-east), West Kingsdown (2 miles south-west) and Maplescombe (2 miles west). Further out, we also take the van to Maidstone (13 miles south-east), Dartford (6 miles north-west), Sevenoaks (7 miles south-west), Gravesend (6 miles north-east), Tonbridge (12 miles south) and Northfleet (6 miles north-east).

Well-known places in the area include Eynsford Castle (2.9 miles west) and Darent Valley Hospital (4.9 miles north).

  • Nearby schools include Longfield Academy (2.5 miles north-east)
  • Nearby, you will find The Rising Sun pub (within half a mile north-west)
Map of Fawkham Green © OpenStreetMap contributors

Organising for someone else?

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can plan ahead.

Events we cater in Fawkham Green

It’s food residents know and enjoy.

The van suits big events and small ones. Typical bookings include:

  • Care home summer fairs
  • Themed afternoons
  • Residents’ family gatherings
  • Day centre treats

If your residents have links with Parish Church of Saint Peter and Saint Paul, a fête or open day together is a nice moment for a van visit.

Before you book anyone

  • Any travel, parking or access charges
  • The deadline for final numbers
  • The cancellation terms
  • What the price includes, item by item

How to compare vans

A chip van compared with other options

Entertainers and activities are great; a van visit combines a meal with an activity. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, plus travel and access. We quote for each booking individually.

Why Fawkham Green hosts choose us

  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • Nothing for you to cook or clear
  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • All the chip-shop extras

Read our prices page or the cost guide.

Planning for dietary needs

A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Here’s how:

  • Let us know if smaller portions suit
  • Arrange plates and trays for residents inside
  • Fit the visit around routines
  • Choose a spot away from ambulance routes

Visitors are welcome if included in numbers.

A bit of music from residents’ younger days helps.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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