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Care home fish and chip visits in Hemsted, Kent

Care home fish and chips in Hemsted: fish and chips cooked fresh in the van, and served hot from the hatch.

  • Seaside days
  • Care home summer fairs
  • Retirement village events

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Care home fish and chips for Hemsted events

How our care home fish and chips works in Hemsted

Monthly or seasonal visits become a highlight. For staff thank-you lunches at the home and retirement village events, we’ll put together a menu of haddock and chips, mushy peas and cod and chips for your guests.

For a care home near Hemsted, tell us about lanes and the drive so we can plan the route. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.

Location
Hemsted (CT18)
County
Kent
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quote
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Page updated
24 October 2026
Fish and chips with peas and a mug of tea on a wooden table

Working with your venue

Planning an event for a club, school or charity in Hemsted? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Give us the details and we will suggest how it could work.

Many venues set rules for catering vans: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Tell us what your venue needs and we’ll work through them with you.

Planning for dietary needs

A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Try these:

  • Tell us about residents’ needs in writing
  • Pick a time that suits the home’s day
  • Arrange texture-modified meals from your own kitchen
  • Ask about smaller portions

We set up before the mealtime, quietly.

A seaside theme with bunting adds to the fun.

Planning the van’s spot

No two venues are the same, so we will ask about yours before we confirm. Generally, we look for:

  • With the serving side away from windows
  • Not blocking ambulance bays
  • A clear way in for the van

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before you book.

Popular choices

  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips

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About the food

Gravy

In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it goes perfectly with a pie.

Curry sauce

The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, great with chips and sausages.

Hemsted: your questions answered

Can the van go to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?

Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We will work to whatever the site needs.

Can you serve near the sea around Hemsted?

Yes, of course. Wind doesn’t affect the fryers, but plan a sheltered spot for the queue.

Can you go on a lawn or field?

It depends on the ground. Let us know what the ground is like, and send a photo if you can.

Can you cater for allergies?

We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Tell us about allergies in advance.

How much is fish and chip van hire?

Every booking is quoted individually, based on your numbers and timings. Give us your date, numbers and serving time for a clear quote.

Can the van park on the street?

It depends on the road. A drive, car park or yard is usually easier; for the street, check the council’s rules.

Can staff have lunch from the van?

Yes, it is a lovely chance for families to visit.

Is the fish gluten-free?

Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Let us know about coeliac residents in advance, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible.

Step by step

Expect a friendly, organised set-up. Arrival and serving times are agreed beforehand, set up where we have agreed, and get on with frying and serving. In Hemsted, the garden season runs from late May, with light until about 8:45pm, to late September, around 7:00pm.

  1. Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
  2. Show us where the van would go, and we will confirm it works.
  3. Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for residents.
  5. Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.

How to prepare

  • Plan where the queue will stand
  • Choose a level, firm spot for the van
  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue

Getting a price

To get a price, fill in our quote form. Tell us about your care home visit in Hemsted, and we will check the date and send a price.

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Planning help

A chip van compared with other options

Entertainers and activities are great; a van visit is both. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, plus travel and access. We quote for each booking individually.

Why Hemsted hosts choose us

  • Rain doesn’t stop the fryers
  • No surprises in your quote
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • Something for residents to gather round

Take a look at our pricing and the cost guide.

Takeaway run or book a van?

Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van solves that by cooking on site.

Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. We’re happy to send a quote so you can compare.

Fish and chip days near Hemsted

Hemsted is about 5 miles north of Hythe, in Kent. In and around Hemsted, the van can serve from a drive, a yard, a car park or a firm field. We serve 922 places in Kent. You can also see our page for Canterbury, about 10 miles away.

Families coming by rail can use the station: the nearest station is Westenhanger station, about 2.9 miles south. Old photos of Tolsford Hill can spark conversation during a van visit. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 3 miles of Hemsted, a nice prompt for residents’ memories of days out. With the sea within about 5 miles, many residents will have memories of fish and chips on the seafront.

Wherever your care home visit is in CT18, we can fry fresh for your residents. If your venue is just outside Hemsted, we also cover Woodland (1 mile south-east), Skeete (1 mile south), Stowting (1 mile west), Rhodes Minnis (1 mile north-east) and Stowting Common (1 mile north-west). Further out, we also take the van to Ashford (8 miles west), Canterbury (10 miles north), Dover (11 miles east), Folkestone (6 miles south-east), Whitstable (15 miles north) and Faversham (14 miles north-west).

Well-known places in the area include Saltwood Castle (4 miles south) and Elham Valley Countryside Centre And Railway Museum (3.7 miles south-east). Green spaces nearby include Hatch Park and Tolsford Hill.

Map of Hemsted © OpenStreetMap contributors

Prices and what affects them

The price comes down to a few factors:

  • Your choice of menu
  • Service time
  • Parking and the way in
  • The minimum booking

Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We’ll tell you up front.

Details that help

You don’t need every detail fixed to get a quote, but these help:

  • Expected numbers
  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • Where the event is
  • The date and time of the event

Every booking is quoted individually, based on your numbers, timings and travel. For a quote, use our quote form.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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