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Care Home Fish and Chips in Horden

Care home fish and chips in Horden: cod, haddock and chips fried to order, then handed over hot from the hatch.

  • A monthly fish and chip day
  • Themed afternoons
  • Day centres and lunch clubs

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Care home fish and chips for Horden events

About our care home fish and chips in Horden

Some residents need texture-modified food, which should come from the home’s own kitchen and care team, so everyone can share the occasion safely. Whether it’s family days and open days for families, we can cook mushy peas, gravy and haddock and chips and more.

For a care home near Horden, tell us about lanes and the drive so we can plan the route. The fryers are in the van, so the cooking happens right there at your care home visit, so the batter is still crisp when it is handed over.

Where
Horden (TN17, TN12)
Region
Kent
Menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Contact us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026
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Events we cater in Horden

It is easy to arrange and a plan for residents’ diets.

Almost any gathering works with a fish and chip van. People in Horden book the van for occasions like:

  • Day centres and lunch clubs
  • Open days for families
  • Residents’ family gatherings
  • Staff thank-you lunches at the home

Families coming by rail can use the station: the nearest station is Marden station, about 2.9 miles north.

What your quote should include

  • When final numbers are due
  • A clear list of what’s included
  • When payment is due
  • Whether there’s a minimum

How to compare vans

A chip van compared with other options

For a treat residents will talk about, a fish and chip van visit is a great choice. Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

Why book with us

  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
  • A van that becomes part of the event
  • Nothing for you to cook or clear

See how we price and the cost guide.

Fish and chip days near Horden

Horden is about 6 miles south-east of Paddock Wood, in Kent. For care home visits in Horden, we plan around your venue and timings: a clear quote, an agreed spot for the van and food fried fresh on the day. Horden is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent where we bring the van. Our nearest city page is Canterbury, about 27 miles away.

Horden is within about 4 miles of the High Weald National Landscape.

Anywhere in TN17 and TN12, we can fry fresh for your residents, from busy streets to quiet lanes. That could mean a care home visit at a home on Hill Top and Husheath Hill or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. Nearby, we also serve care home visits in Colliers Green (1 mile south), Flishinghurst (2 miles south), Marden Thorn (2 miles north), Knox Bridge (2 miles east) and Cranbrook Common (3 miles east). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (9 miles north), Royal Tunbridge Wells (10 miles west), Tonbridge (11 miles north-west), Kings Hill (10 miles north-west), Foley Park (10 miles north) and Paddock Wood (6 miles north-west).

Well-known places in the area include Sissinghurst Castle (3.6 miles east) and Brattle Farm Museum (2 miles north-east).

Map of Horden © OpenStreetMap contributors

The process

You will know we are ready when the smell of frying drifts over. From then on, people come up as they’re ready. In Horden, the garden season runs from late May, with light until about 8:50pm, to late September, around 7:00pm; in winter, keep it to lunchtime.

  1. Get in touch with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
  2. Show us where the van would go, and we will confirm it works.
  3. Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for residents.
  5. Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.

Preparing for the day

  • Give us your final numbers and allergies
  • Name one person we can call on the day
  • Confirm the van is allowed on site

Ask for a quote

Each quote is put together for your care home visit. Give us your date first, and we’ll confirm whether we are available that day.

Ask for a quote

Planning help

What affects the price in Horden

The price comes down to a few factors:

  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • Any minimum charge
  • Cod, haddock or both
  • The length of service

Larger groups usually cost less per head, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we will quote.

Details that help

You do not need everything decided to ask for a quote, but these help:

  • The venue or postcode
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
  • A picture of where the van would go
  • Roughly how many people, including children

Send us the date, the address or TN17 postcode and rough numbers, plus when you’d like to eat, and you’ll get a clear price. To get started, send us your details through our quote form.

Your questions about a fish and chip van visit in Horden

Could you trade in The Gill?

Only if the landowner, normally the council, allows it. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.

Which station is closest to Horden?

Marden station, about 2.9 miles north of the centre.

Where will the van park?

Wherever suits the home, as long as it’s level and safe.

Can residents with special diets join in?

The home knows each resident best. Tell us about any diets and we’ll explain what we can offer; soft and texture-modified meals should come from your kitchen.

Do you do regular visits?

Ask us about repeat dates when you enquire.

Do you fry it on site?

Yes, always. Everything is fried fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch.

Can portions be smaller?

Tell us what you need and we will plan portion sizes with your team.

How much does a fish and chip van visit cost in Horden?

Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you need. Tell us your date and rough numbers for a clear quote.

Planning the van’s spot

The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We look for:

  • Somewhere residents can reach safely, or see from inside
  • Not right beside residents’ rooms
  • A clear way in for the van

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly.

What we serve

  • Haddock and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Cod and chips
  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips

See the full menu

Takeaway run or book a van?

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. We are happy to send a quote so you can compare.

You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. A van fries it right there, so it is crisp.

Working with your venue

Parks, greens and streets normally need permission for a catering van. Ask the council or landowner early.

Planning an event for a club, school or charity in Horden? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Give us the details and we will suggest how it could work.

About the food

Haddock and chips

Haddock has loyal fans: sweeter and a touch firmer than cod. Ask us about offering haddock alongside or instead of cod.

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips covers anyone who does not want fish, and it is a favourite with children.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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