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Care Home Fish and Chips for Linchmere events

Care home fish and chips in Linchmere: cod, haddock and chips fried to order, and served hot from the hatch.

  • Staff thank-you lunches at the home
  • Residents’ birthdays and anniversaries
  • Friday fish and chip treats

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Care home fish and chips in Linchmere, fried fresh

A regular visit gives everyone something to look forward to in the calendar. Whether it’s day centre treats and friday fish and chip treats, we can cook mushy peas, sausage and chips and cod and chips.

For a care home near Linchmere, tell us about lanes and the drive. Every portion is cooked to order on the day, not cooked earlier and kept warm, and served the moment it comes out of the fryer.

Two pieces of battered fish on a white plate
Where
Linchmere (GU27)
Area hub
Surrey
Menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
On the side
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
Contact us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026

Working with your venue

Venues frequently have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll work through them with you.

If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can plan ahead.

Care homes around Linchmere

Linchmere is about 9 miles north-east of Petersfield, in Surrey. For care home visits in Linchmere, we plan around your venue and timings: a quote, a parking spot and fresh frying on the day. Linchmere is one of 395 places in Surrey where we bring the van. We serve events right across the region, from Linchmere to Guildford (about 15 miles away).

Old photos of Lynchmere Commons can spark conversation during a van visit. If your residents have links with The Parish Church of St Peter, a fête or open day together is a nice moment for a van visit. Linchmere is within about 4 miles of the Surrey Hills National Landscape, a nice prompt for residents’ memories of days out.

We take the van to care home visits all over GU27. Other places close to Linchmere we cover include Hammer Bottom (1 mile north), Woolmer Hill (1 mile north-east), Hammer (1 mile north-east), Shottermill (2 miles north-east) and Bramshott Chase (2 miles north). Within a short drive, we also cover Guildford (15 miles north-east), Farnham (9 miles north), Cranleigh (13 miles east), Ash (12 miles north), Godalming (10 miles north-east) and Farncombe (11 miles north-east).

Other landmarks nearby include Haslemere and District Hospital (2.9 miles north-east). Green spaces nearby include Wheeler's Down and Lynchmere Commons.

  • Nearby, you’ll find The Prince of Wales pub (0.9 miles north)
Map of Linchmere © OpenStreetMap contributors

The menu, dish by dish

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips covers anyone who does not want fish, and it’s a favourite with children.

Mushy peas

Mushy peas are made from dried marrowfat peas, soaked and cooked until soft. They’re the side most people expect.

What happens on the day

We arrive on time, pulls onto the spot you’ve chosen. When the fryers are up to heat, service starts at the time you asked for. Sunset in Linchmere is around 8:55pm in late May and 7:05pm in late September; for winter visits, choose lunchtime.

  1. The home tells us the date, numbers for residents, staff and visitors, and the best time to serve.
  2. We check the parking spot and send a price.
  3. Portions and diets are planned with your care team.
  4. On the day we set up and fry fresh, serving at the agreed time.
  5. Afterwards, we pack up quietly.

How to prepare

  • Name one person we can call on the day
  • Have a level parking spot ready
  • Plan where the queue will stand

How to get a price

A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. Photos of the spot and the way in help. When you’re ready, use our quote form.

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Planning help

FAQs for Linchmere

Can the van go to venues in the Surrey Hills National Landscape?

Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We will follow the site rules.

Is Linchmere close to London?

Roughly 41 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.

What about residents who do not eat fish?

We serve sausages and pies as well as fish. Tell us about other diets and we will tell you what we can offer.

Can you park on the road outside?

Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Ask your council early.

Do you do residents’ portions?

We will agree portion sizes with your kitchen or care team.

Do we need to provide anything?

A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Mention any power or water available and we will confirm the rest.

Where should the van go?

Wherever suits the home, as long as it is level and safe; we will check access.

Is the fish gluten-free?

No, not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Let us know and we’ll tell you what we can do.

Occasions we serve in Linchmere

Families enjoy joining in.

A fish and chip van suits almost any gathering. In Linchmere, people book us for events such as:

  • A monthly fish and chip day
  • Family days
  • Lunch for the care team
  • Summer fêtes and open days

For families visiting by train, Liphook station, about 1.4 miles west, is the nearest station.

Before booking anyone

  • When payment is due
  • What happens if plans change
  • How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
  • A clear list of what’s included

How to compare vans

What affects the price in Linchmere

We’ll give you a clear quote. The main things that affect it are:

  • Numbers
  • The date and time of year
  • How easy the site is to reach
  • How long we serve

Distance and any road charges make a difference, so tell us exactly where your care home visit is.

What to tell us

To check availability and price, we need:

  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • Allergies and diets you know about
  • The address or venue name

We only need a few details to quote: date, address, numbers and serving time. You can fill in our quote form.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Linchmere?

Compared with a takeaway delivery, a van serves hot food on site, so food is hot when it reaches residents. If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest how to make it work. Keeping the menu short is generally the best value.

Why us?

  • Fish and chips fried fresh on site
  • No surprises in your quote
  • No kitchen needed
  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones

Take a look at how we price or our guide to van hire costs.

What the van needs

We will agree the van’s spot with you before the day. It needs to tick a few simple boxes:

  • Light near the van after dark
  • Close to the garden or entrance
  • Firm, level ground close to the home

Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly before booking.

On the menu in Linchmere

  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Gravy

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Allergies and dietary needs

Nearly every event has some special diets. To look after them:

  • Fit the visit around routines
  • Plan it with your catering manager
  • Organise staff to carry food in
  • Tell us about residents’ needs in writing

Staff carry plates to residents who cannot come outside.

Make it a regular event.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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