Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East
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Care Home Fish and Chips for Malden Rushett events

Looking for a fish and chip van visit in Malden Rushett? The van comes to your venue, home or workplace and fry fresh while your residents queue at the hatch.

  • Day centres and lunch clubs
  • Birthday treats for residents
  • Lunch for the care team

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Care home fish and chips in Malden Rushett

How our care home fish and chips works in Malden Rushett

We park close to the entrance or garden, clear of ambulance access. Popular choices include cod and chips, mushy peas and gravy, and we’re regularly asked to cater staff thank-you lunches at the home and birthday treats for residents.

In Malden Rushett, we park briefly in the home’s car park or drive. Your quote spells out what’s included: the date, the service time and the menu.

A large piece of battered fish with chips on a plate
Location
Malden Rushett (KT9)
County
Greater London
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quote
Contact us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026

What the van needs

Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but there are a few things to check:

  • Not blocking ambulance bays
  • Somewhere residents can reach safely, or see from inside
  • Not right beside residents’ rooms

As a London location, Malden Rushett is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: let us know about off-street space or permits.

If you’re unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before booking.

What we serve

  • Pie and chips
  • Gravy
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas

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Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

A themed afternoon with a van feels like a day out, without leaving the home. A chip van frequently compares well with a plated meal, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. Ask us for a quote.

Why Malden Rushett hosts choose us

  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
  • Hot food handed straight over
  • Events in Malden Rushett and across Greater London
  • Rain does not stop the fryers

Read our pricing or what a fish and chip van costs.

FAQs for Malden Rushett

Do you come to venues in the Surrey Hills National Landscape?

Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We’ll work to whatever the site needs.

Could you trade in Claygate Common?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, typically the council. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.

How much space do you need?

Not much: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, with a clear way in. Send us a picture if you are not sure.

Can the van park on grass?

That depends on the weather and the ground. Let us know what the ground is like, and we’ll advise.

Where should the van go?

Wherever suits the home, as long as it’s level and safe.

What areas do you cover?

London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.

How do you handle allergies?

Yes, we can tell you which allergens are in each item. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Tell us about allergies in advance.

Do you do regular visits?

Tell us how frequently you’d like a visit.

The process

The van needs a level, firm spot it can drive onto, close to where people will eat, and we agree exactly where before the day. In Malden Rushett, the garden season runs from late May, with light until about 8:50pm, to late September, around 7:05pm.

  1. Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
  2. A picture of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
  3. Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
  4. We park, open the hatch and start frying for residents.
  5. Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.

Before we arrive

  • Clear the route for the van
  • Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
  • Keep space clear for residents at the hatch

Get a quote

It’s easy to get a price: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We will send a clear quote that says what’s included.

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Care home visits in Malden Rushett

Malden Rushett is about 2 miles north of Ashtead, in Greater London. We cover Malden Rushett as standard, so your care home visit just needs a date, a spot for the van and a serving time. Malden Rushett is one of 764 towns and villages in Greater London we cover. You can also see our page for Guildford, about 13 miles away.

Jubilee Wood is close by, a good starting point for a chat about days out. The Surrey Hills National Landscape is within about 6 miles of Malden Rushett.

Wherever your care home visit is in KT9, we can fry fresh for your residents. Streets in the area include Silverglade, Leatherhead Road and West Road, and the van can serve a care home visit on any of them with a suitable parking spot. For care home visits just outside Malden Rushett, we cover Barwell (1 mile north), Pachesham Park (1 mile south-west), Claygate (2 miles north-west), Oxshott (2 miles west) and Ashtead (2 miles south). We also serve nearby towns such as London (15 miles north-east), City of Westminster (14 miles north-east), Marylebone (14 miles north-east), Kensington (12 miles north-east), Brompton (13 miles north-east) and Stockwell (12 miles north-east).

A little further out are Chessington Castle Hill (1.8 miles north-east) and The Ashley Centre (2.2 miles east). Open spaces near Malden Rushett include The Lake and Jubilee Wood.

  • Parks and local facilities nearby include Municipal Borough of Surbiton (2.7 miles north)
Map of Malden Rushett © OpenStreetMap contributors

Prices and what affects them

These are the factors that matter most:

  • The length of service
  • How many people are eating
  • The day of the week
  • Parking and the way in

If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we’ll suggest a menu and timing to match. Keeping the menu short is typically the best value.

Getting an accurate quote

Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:

  • Where the van would park
  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • Anything awkward about the way in
  • A photo of the space and the way in

Planning a fish and chip van visit in Malden Rushett? Send us the details and we will come back with a quote. To get in touch, use our quote form.

Allergies and dietary needs

Allergies are taken seriously. Help us by following these steps:

  • Choose a time around meals and medication
  • Include staff and visitors in your numbers
  • Plan IDDSI-level meals with your own team
  • Ask about smaller portions

We set up before the mealtime, quietly.

Music from the 1950s and 60s sets the mood.

Organising for someone else?

For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.

Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Send us your venue’s requirements and we will confirm what we can provide.

About the food

Pie and chips

A pie and chips is proper comfort food, and it is a favourite in colder months.

Mushy peas

Mushy peas are made from dried marrowfat peas, soaked and cooked until soft. They’re the side most people expect.

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. We’re happy to send a quote so you can compare.

For a small group, making your own food can work. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and nobody has to miss the care home visit.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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