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Care Home Fish and Chips for Selsey events
Something for almost everyone: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Book a fish and chip van visit in Selsey.
- Retirement housing and sheltered schemes
- Residents’ celebrations
- Day centres and lunch clubs
Book the van in Selsey
About our care home fish and chips in Selsey
Residents can watch from the window or come out to the hatch, and families are welcome too. On the menu are mushy peas, pie and chips and haddock and chips, and we’re frequently booked for care home summer fairs and retirement housing and sheltered schemes.
In Selsey, a garden visit on a sunny day works beautifully. Everything is fried fresh at your care home visit, not cooked earlier and kept warm, and served the moment it comes out of the fryer.
- Where
- Selsey (PO20)
- County
- West Sussex
- From the fryer
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- Extras
- Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
- Quote
- Ask us for a quote
- Page updated
- 24 October 2026

Should I sort the food myself?
If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is generally the easier option.
DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.
Towns and villages near Selsey
Also in Selsey
The menu, dish by dish
Haddock and chips
Some people swear by haddock: sweeter and a touch firmer than cod. Tell us if you’d like to offer it.
Curry sauce
Curry sauce divides opinion, so we bring it along.
Care homes around Selsey
Selsey is about 6 miles south-west of Bognor Regis, in West Sussex. We park up at drives, car parks, yards and venues around Selsey and the surrounding area. We serve 371 places across West Sussex, from the larger towns to small villages. Our bookings stretch from Selsey to Southampton (29 miles away).
If your residents have links with St Peter's Church, a fête or open day together is a nice moment for a van visit. The coast is within about a mile, and a van visit brings back seaside memories.
Here we cover the PO20 postcode area. That could mean a care home visit at a home on Church Road, High Street and Ellis Square, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. Being close to the B2145, Selsey is simple for us to get to for your care home visit. Neighbouring places where we serve care home visits include Church Norton (1 mile north-east), Keynor Estate (2 miles north), Sidlesham (3 miles north), Pagham (3 miles north-east) and Street End (4 miles north). Further out, we also take the van to Bognor Regis (6 miles north-east), Chichester (7 miles north), Littlehampton (12 miles north-east), Emsworth (10 miles north-west), Rustington (13 miles north-east) and Angmering (15 miles north-east). Being one of West Sussex’s larger places, Selsey has lots of places where the van can park.
Well-known places in the area include Selsey Lifeboat Museum (0.5 miles south-east).
- Nearby schools include The Academy (within half a mile north-west) and The Academy (less than half a mile north-west)
- Local pubs include The Fisherman's Joy Public House (within half a mile south)
Space, access and the venue
If a spot is not suitable, we’ll tell you, and suggest an alternative. The main points are:
- With the serving side away from windows
- Light near the van after dark
- Not blocking ambulance bays
If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before booking.
From the hatch
- Gravy
- Sausage and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Mushy peas
- Pie and chips
- Cod and chips
Selsey questions
What about events near the coast?
Yes, of course. The cooking is inside the van, so wind doesn’t affect it, but the queue will want shelter.
How far is Selsey from London?
Roughly 61 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.
What if the weather’s bad?
We cook inside the van, so rain doesn’t stop us. It’s worth planning some cover for the queue.
Do you need power or water?
Let us know about power and water at the site when you enquire, and we will confirm what we need.
What does the van need?
Less than you might think: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, that the van can reach easily. If in doubt, send a photo.
Can you cater for allergies?
We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Send us any allergies in writing.
Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?
Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Let us know about coeliac residents in advance, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.
Is there something for children?
Yes. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Include children in your numbers.
Prices and what affects them
Your quote will be clear. The main things that affect it are:
- How long we serve
- Your choice of menu
- The day of the week
- Parking and the way in
Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so it helps to give us the postcode.
Getting an accurate quote
To check availability and price, we need:
- Allergies and diets you know about
- The spot you have in mind for the van
- The date and when you’d like to eat
- Rough numbers for adults and children
Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.
What happens on the day
From set-up to the last portion, we look after the food, so you can enjoy your care home visit. In Selsey, late spring and early autumn evenings stay light until about 8:50pm and 7:05pm; for winter visits, choose lunchtime.
- We start with a few details about your care home visit.
- You get an availability check and a clear quote.
- We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
- On the day, we park up and fry fresh for residents.
- Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.
Preparing for the day
- Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
- Give us your final numbers and allergies
- Plan where the queue will stand
Get a quote
Not sure of numbers yet? No problem: give us a rough idea and the date, and we’ll firm it up nearer the time. To start, send us your details through our quote form.
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Working with your venue
Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Send us your venue’s requirements and we will work through them with you.
If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.
Occasions we serve in Selsey
It brings families in.
Here are some of the occasions we serve:
- Care staff treats
- Friday fish and chip treats
- Open days for families
- Day centres and lunch clubs
Selsey is on or near the B2145, so access for the van is simple.
What your quote should include
- When payment is due
- How allergens are handled
- VAT, if it applies
- The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
Allergies and dietary needs
With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. We suggest:
- Let us know if smaller portions suit
- Choose a spot away from ambulance routes
- Agree the plan with your kitchen and care team
- Share residents’ diets and allergies with us
Afterwards we pack up quietly.
Bunting, deckchairs and a seaside theme make it an occasion.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch