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Care Home Fish and Chips for St Mary's Bay events

A menu everybody knows: fish and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Care home fish and chips in St Mary's Bay.

  • Summer fêtes and open days
  • Day centres and lunch clubs
  • Residents’ family gatherings

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Planning an event in St Mary's Bay?

Planning a van visit in St Mary's Bay

St Mary's Bay is about 6 miles south-west of Hythe, in Kent. For care home visits in St Mary's Bay, the van can park on drives, in car parks and yards, and on firm lawns and fields. We cover 922 places in Kent. Our nearest city page is Canterbury, about 19 miles away.

For care home visits in TN29, we just need to know where the van can park and roughly how many residents. Your care home visit could be at a house on Maple Drive, Oak Drive and Beechwood Close or the roads around them, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. Other places close to St Mary's Bay we cover include St Mary in the Marsh (1 mile west), Burmarsh (3 miles north), Newchurch (3 miles north-west), Postling Green (5 miles north) and Bonnington (6 miles north). Further out, we also take the van to Ashford (10 miles north-west), Folkestone (10 miles north-east), Hythe (6 miles north-east), Hawkinge (11 miles north-east), Tenterden (13 miles west) and Cheriton (9 miles north-east).

Other landmarks nearby include Romney 'castle' (3.6 miles west).

Map of St Mary's Bay © OpenStreetMap contributors

Care home fish and chips in St Mary's Bay, cooked to order

Residents on soft or texture-modified diets need special care, which should come from the home’s own kitchen and care team. For seaside-themed afternoons and retirement village events, we will put together a menu of gravy, mushy peas and haddock and chips.

Around St Mary's Bay, homes often have a drive and garden. Tell us about access. Food is served straight from the hatch, so it is hot and generous, and the queue keeps moving.

Location
St Mary's Bay (TN29)
County
Kent
On the menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quote
Contact us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026
Fish and chips with peas next to a cup of tea

Is a fish and chip van right for your care home visit?

A themed afternoon with a van feels like a day out. If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. A short menu is often the best value.

Why St Mary's Bay hosts choose us

  • No kitchen needed
  • Events in St Mary's Bay and across Kent
  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather

Read how we price and our guide to van hire costs.

About the food

Cod and chips

Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it is what most people in the south ask for. We batter it and fry it to order, so it’s crisp when it reaches you.

Pie and chips

For a heartier option, there’s pie and chips, perfect with gravy.

Allergies and dietary needs

We take allergies seriously. Here’s how you can help:

  • Choose a spot away from ambulance routes
  • Fit the visit around routines
  • Tell us about residents’ needs in writing
  • Agree the plan with your kitchen and care team

Room service goes up covered and hot.

Bunting, deckchairs and a seaside theme make it an occasion.

St Mary's Bay: your questions answered

Can the van park in Romney Warren Country Park?

Only if the landowner, typically the council, allows it. Ask them first.

How far is St Mary's Bay from London?

About 57 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.

What can residents choose from?

The classics: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.

Is there something for children?

Of course. Children typically love sausage and chips. Include children in your numbers.

Can families and staff eat too?

Yes. Add them to your numbers.

Is grass a problem?

Usually, if it’s firm and dry. Soft, wet ground can trap any vehicle, so have a hard-surface back-up.

Can you park at the home?

Wherever suits the home, as long as it is level and safe; we’ll check access.

Can you park on the road outside?

It depends on the road. A drive, car park or yard is normally easier; for the street, check the council’s rules.

What the van needs

We will be honest if a spot won’t work. The main points are:

  • Lighting for later visits
  • Not right beside residents’ rooms
  • Not blocking ambulance bays

If you are unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before you book.

From the hatch

  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Cod and chips
  • Gravy
  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips

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How the day works

The van turns up at the agreed time, pulls onto the spot you’ve chosen. Once the oil is hot, the first portions go out right on schedule. Garden visits in St Mary's Bay work best between late spring and early autumn, with sunset about 8:45pm in late May and 7:00pm in late September.

  1. The home tells us the date, numbers for residents, staff and visitors, and the best time to serve.
  2. We check where the van can park and send a quote.
  3. Portions and diets are planned with your care team.
  4. On the day we set up and fry fresh, serving at the agreed time.
  5. We clear up and leave the car park as we found it.

How to prepare

  • Make sure the van can get in
  • Name one person we can call on the day
  • Get permission for the van from the venue

Getting a price

We only need a few details to quote: date, address, numbers and serving time. You can send us your details through our quote form.

Tell us about your event

Planning help

What affects the price in St Mary's Bay

Your quote will be clear. The main things that affect it are:

  • Parking and the way in
  • How many people are eating
  • The length of service
  • How far we travel

Distance and any road charges make a difference, so it helps to give us the postcode.

What to tell us

These details help us quote quickly:

  • A picture of the space and the way in
  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • The venue or postcode
  • Roughly how many people, including children

Every quote is worked out for your event. Give us your date first, and we will check availability right away.

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. We are happy to send a quote so you can compare.

For planners, venues and organisers

Parks, greens and streets typically need permission for a catering van. Ask the council or landowner early.

For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can hold the date.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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