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Care Home Fish and Chips in Stunts Green
A menu everybody knows: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Book a fish and chip van visit in Stunts Green.
- Open days for families
- Staff thank-you lunches at the home
- Fish and chip Fridays
Planning an event in Stunts Green?
Step by step
You don’t need to do much on the day: show us the spot, tell us when to start, and enjoy your care home visit. We handle the cooking and serving. December visits in Stunts Green are best at lunchtime, as it is dark by about 3:55pm, while summer visits can run into the evening, with light until about 9:15pm.
- Send us your date, numbers and address.
- We check access for the van and quote.
- We arrive in good time to set up.
- Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
- Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.
Preparing for the day
- Clear the route for the van
- Let us know who to talk to on the day
- Keep space clear for residents at the hatch
Getting a price
Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, along with your serving time, and we will reply with a quote. To get started, use our quote form.
Planning help
Care home fish and chips in Stunts Green, fried fresh
The care team knows each resident’s needs, so we plan portion sizes, timings and diets with the home. Whether it is retirement village events and residents’ family gatherings, we can cook pie and chips, mushy peas and haddock and chips for your guests.
At a rural home near Stunts Green, access matters. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we will be straight with you about what we can do before you book.
- Area
- Stunts Green (BN27)
- Area hub
- East Sussex
- Menu
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- On the side
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quotes
- Quoted for your event
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
What a fish and chip van costs
There are no hidden charges: the quote reflects:
- How many people are eating
- Any minimum charge
- How long we serve
- Your choice of menu
Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.
Getting an accurate quote
When you get in touch, it helps to tell us:
- Where the event is
- A picture of where the van would go
- The date and when you’d like to eat
- Where you’d like the van to go
A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. Photos of the spot and the way in help. To send your details, fill in our quote form.
Before you choose a spot
The van has to be able to get in and park safely, so a few things need checking. These are the things we check:
- A level parking spot near the entrance
- Not blocking ambulance bays
- A clear way in for the van
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before booking.
On the menu in Stunts Green
- Haddock and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Gravy
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
- Pie and chips
Care homes around Stunts Green
Stunts Green is about 3 miles north-east of Hailsham, in East Sussex. From the centre of Stunts Green to the outskirts, we offer the same service: fish and chips fried to order, served hot and quoted clearly. Stunts Green is one of 289 places in East Sussex we cover. Our bookings stretch from Stunts Green to Brighton (about 20 miles away).
The High Weald National Landscape is within about 8 miles of Stunts Green.
We cover care home visits in every part of the BN27 postcode area and the streets around it. Other places close to Stunts Green we cover include Herstmonceux (1 mile south-east), Chapel Row (1 mile south-east), Flowers Green (1 mile south-east), Golden Cross (1 mile south) and Windmill Hill (1 mile south-east). Larger places within reach include Eastbourne (8 miles south), Hastings (11 miles east), Bexhill-on-Sea (7 miles south-east), Seaford (12 miles south-west), Lewes (13 miles west) and Hailsham (3 miles south-west).
A little further out are Amberstone Hospital (1.8 miles south-west) and Herstmonceux Castle (2 miles south-east).
- Local pubs include Woolpack Inn (0.5 miles south-east)
A closer look at the menu
Cod and chips
For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it goes out hot and crisp.
Haddock and chips
Some people swear by haddock: sweeter and a touch firmer than cod. Ask us about offering haddock alongside or instead of cod.
DIY versus a fish and chip van
Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.
Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.
Places near Stunts Green
Also in Stunts Green
Questions from Stunts Green
How far is Stunts Green from London?
Roughly 45 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.
Can the van go to venues in the High Weald National Landscape?
Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We’ll follow the site rules.
What do you bring?
Everything is cooked in the van. Tell us about power, water and bins at the site and we will confirm what we need.
How quickly can you serve everyone?
A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. Tell us your timings and we’ll advise.
Do you do residents’ portions?
We will plan portions with the home.
Does the batter contain gluten?
Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Let us know about coeliac residents in advance, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible.
Is the food cooked at the event?
Yes. We cook inside the van, so food is cooked there and then, rather than made in advance.
Do we need to provide anything?
Tell us what’s available at the site when you enquire, and we will confirm what we need.
Is a fish and chip van right for your care home visit?
A themed afternoon with a van feels like a day out. There’s no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. Your quote spells it all out.
Why book our van in Stunts Green
- Fried fresh, not kept warm
- Nothing for you to cook or clear
- Something for residents to gather round
- Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
Take a look at our pricing or what a fish and chip van costs.
Working with your venue
For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Sending people up in groups helps.
Venues frequently have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Tell us what your venue needs and we’ll confirm what we can provide.
Diets, allergies and planning
We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer. To make it work smoothly:
- Plan portion sizes with us
- Share residents’ diets and allergies with us
- Arrange plates and trays for residents inside
- Arrange texture-modified meals from your own kitchen
Families can join in, with numbers agreed in advance.
Bunting, deckchairs and a seaside theme make it an occasion.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch