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Care Home Fish and Chips in Thames Ditton

Treat your residents to fresh fish and chips at your care home visit in Thames Ditton. The van arrives, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray.

  • Residents’ birthdays and anniversaries
  • Friday fish and chip treats
  • Seaside days

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A chip van near Thames Ditton

Why choose a fish and chip van in Thames Ditton?

Activities are important; a van visit is both. Larger groups typically cost less per head, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we’ll quote.

Why us?

  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • Rain does not stop the fryers
  • A quote that spells everything out
  • Quick service from the hatch

Read our pricing or the cost guide.

How our care home fish and chips works in Thames Ditton

We visit care homes, retirement housing, sheltered schemes and day centres, for one-off events and regular visits. For residents’ birthdays and anniversaries and staff thank-you lunches at the home, we can cook mushy peas, cod and chips and sausage and chips for your guests.

In Thames Ditton, care homes, a chip van visit is a real treat. Food is served straight from the hatch, so every portion is hot, and service is quick once we’re up and running.

Where
Thames Ditton (KT7)
Region
Surrey
On the menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quote
Ask us for a quote
Last updated
24 October 2026
Golden fried fish on a plate held in one hand

How we price a fish and chip van visit

Each booking is quoted on its own, based on a few main things:

  • Cod, haddock or both
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • The number of meals
  • The length of service

Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. We set ours out clearly.

What we need to know

These details help us quote quickly:

  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • Dietary needs, with numbers
  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • A picture of the space and the way in

We only need a few details to quote: date, address, numbers and serving time. You can fill in our quote form.

What comes out of the fryer

Pie and chips

For a heartier option, there is pie and chips, perfect with gravy.

Cod and chips

Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it is the favourite in much of the south. We batter it and fry it to order, so it’s crisp when it reaches you.

Who books care home fish and chips in Thames Ditton?

It is food residents know and enjoy.

If you are planning any of these, we can help:

  • Friday fish and chip treats
  • Sheltered housing get-togethers
  • Themed afternoons
  • Summer fêtes and open days

Families coming by rail can use the station: Thames Ditton station is in Thames Ditton itself.

Before you book anyone

  • Any minimum charge
  • What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
  • How many hours the van serves
  • How allergens are handled

Our booking checklist

Cannot we just order from the chip shop?

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.

How the day works

Service is quick: everything is handed over hot from the hatch, and people can eat where they like. Afterwards we pack up. In Thames Ditton, late spring and early autumn evenings stay light until about 8:55pm and 7:05pm; for winter visits, choose lunchtime.

  1. We start with a few details about your care home visit.
  2. You get an availability check and a clear quote.
  3. Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
  4. On the day, we park up and fry fresh for residents.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

Preparing for the day

  • Give us your final numbers and allergies
  • Clear the route for the van
  • Have a level parking spot ready

Getting a price

Planning a fish and chip van visit in Thames Ditton? Send us the details and we will come back with a quote. Just send us your details through our quote form.

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Planning help

Diets, allergies and planning

Dietary needs are easiest to plan with some notice. We suggest:

  • Residents on soft diets should have meals from your kitchen
  • Check the spot with your manager
  • Count families who are joining in
  • Agree the plan with your kitchen and care team

We serve at the time the home chooses, around meals and medication.

Make it a regular event.

Working with your venue

Parks, greens and streets usually need permission for a catering van. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

Planning an event for a club, school or charity in Thames Ditton? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Tell us about the event and we’ll take it from there.

Thames Ditton: care homes and access

Thames Ditton is about 1 mile west of Surbiton, in Surrey. Whether your care home visit is in the middle of Thames Ditton or on the outskirts, the service works the same way: fish and chips fried to order, served hot and quoted clearly. Thames Ditton is one of 395 places in Surrey where we bring the van. You can also see our page for London, about 13 miles away.

The A307 make Thames Ditton a simple journey for the van. The Wood is close by, a good starting point for a chat about days out.

Wherever your care home visit is in KT7, we can bring the van to you, from busy streets to quiet lanes. We can serve a care home visit on streets such as High Street, Watts Road and Ditton Close, as long as there is somewhere for the van. Thames Ditton is on the A307, which makes the journey straightforward. Neighbouring places where we serve care home visits include Weston Green (1 mile south-west), Long Ditton (1 mile east), Hinchley Wood (1 mile south), Seething Wells (1 mile east) and Molesey (1 mile north-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Guildford (14 miles south-west), Woking (12 miles south-west), Epsom (5 miles south-east), Redhill (13 miles south-east), Ewell (4 miles south-east) and Egham (10 miles west).

A little further out are Tolworth Hospital (2 miles east) and Bentall Centre (2 miles north-east). The countryside around Thames Ditton includes The Wood and The Lake.

  • Nearby schools include Esher College (0.5 miles west) and Shrewsbury House School (1.3 miles south-east)
  • Pubs nearby include George and Dragon pub (within half a mile north)
  • Local facilities include Municipal Borough of Surbiton (1.8 miles south-east)
Map of Thames Ditton © OpenStreetMap contributors

Thames Ditton: your questions answered

Can the van park in Giggs Hill Green?

Only if the landowner, generally the council, allows it. Ask them first.

Is Thames Ditton close to London?

Roughly 13 miles from the centre of London.

Do we need to provide anything?

A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Mention any power or water available and we will take it from there.

Does the batter contain gluten?

No, not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Let us know and we will tell you what we can do.

What do you bring?

Everything is cooked in the van. Let us know what’s available at the site and we’ll confirm what we need.

How much is fish and chip van hire?

We quote for each booking, based on your numbers and timings. Tell us your date and rough numbers for a clear quote.

Can families and staff eat too?

Yes, it’s a lovely chance for families to visit.

What happens if it rains?

The weather does not stop the van, because the fryers are inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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