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Care Home Fish and Chips in Twydall

Treat your residents to fresh fish and chips at your care home visit in Twydall. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray.

  • Staff thank-you lunches at the home
  • Day centre treats
  • Friday fish and chip treats

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Fresh fish and chips in Twydall

Events we cater in Twydall

It gives staff a break from the kitchen.

These are some of the bookings we take around Twydall:

  • Themed afternoons
  • Day centres and lunch clubs
  • Family days
  • Open days for families

A care home summer fair, perhaps with a church like Holy Trinity Church, is a good occasion for a van visit.

What your quote should include

  • VAT, if it applies
  • How much space the van takes up
  • The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
  • Exactly what’s included in the price

15 questions to ask before you book

Care home fish and chips in Twydall, fried fresh

Residents can watch from the window or come out to the hatch, and families can join in. For day centre treats and seaside-themed afternoons, we can cook haddock and chips, gravy and pie and chips for your guests.

Care homes around Twydall are often in converted houses with a drive. Let us know about the way in. Food is served straight from the hatch, so every portion is hot, and service is quick once we are up and running.

Location
Twydall (ME8, ME7)
County
Medway
On the menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quote
Ask us for a quote
Last updated
24 October 2026
Fish and chips on a plate in warm light

Twydall questions

Is Twydall close to London?

Roughly 31 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

Can the van park in Riverside Country Park?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, typically the council. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.

Is everything cooked fresh?

Yes. Everything is fried fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch.

Where do you take the van?

London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight, including Twydall.

Do you bring everything you need?

All the cooking happens in the van. Let us know what’s available at the site.

How long does set-up take?

It depends on numbers and the service time. We agree arrival, serving and finishing times with you before the day.

Where can the van park?

A level, firm spot it can drive onto, close to where people will eat, and space for a queue. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.

Do you clear up afterwards?

We clear the van’s area after service. Let us know about bins for residents.

How we price a fish and chip van visit

The same numbers can mean different prices, because of:

  • Whether a minimum applies
  • The length of service
  • Cod, haddock or both
  • The date and time of year

The cost per head normally falls as numbers rise, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we will quote.

What we need to know

To check availability and price, we need:

  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • Your date and serving time
  • A photo of the space and the way in

Planning a fish and chip van visit in Twydall? Tell us what you have in mind and we will come back with a quote. Just send us your details through our quote form.

The menu, dish by dish

Gravy

Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it is lovely with a pie.

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who is not a fish fan.

Cannot we just order from the chip shop?

Some hosts try a takeaway order. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van solves that by cooking on site.

Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.

Allergies and dietary needs

Nearly every event has some special diets. To plan for them:

  • Plan portion sizes with us
  • Share residents’ diets and allergies with us
  • Count families who are joining in
  • Arrange plates and trays for residents inside

Visitors are welcome if included in numbers.

Bunting, deckchairs and a seaside theme make it an occasion.

For event organisers in Twydall

For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can hold the date.

If you are booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we will talk you through the process. We are happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

Twydall: care homes and access

Twydall is about 1 mile east of Gillingham, in Medway. For care home visits in Twydall, we plan around your venue and timings: a clear quote, an agreed spot for the van and food fried fresh on the day. We cover all 68 towns and villages across Medway, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for Canterbury, about 22 miles away.

Old photos of Bishop Saltings can spark conversation during a van visit. The A2 make Twydall a simple journey for the van. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 8 miles of Twydall.

Here we cover the ME8 and ME7 postcode area, so your care home visit can be anywhere in it. Streets in the area include Pump Lane, Blean Road and Herne Road, and the van can serve a care home visit on any of them with a suitable parking spot. With the A2 close by, Twydall is simple for us to get to with the van. Neighbouring places where we serve care home visits include Gillingham (1 mile west), Lower Twydall (1 mile north), Grange (1 mile north), Wigmore (1 mile south) and Darland (1 mile south-west). Larger places within reach include Chatham (3 miles south-west), Rochester (4 miles west), Strood (5 miles west), Lordswood (3 miles south-west), Hoo St Werburgh (4 miles north) and Chatham Waterfront (3 miles west). Being one of Medway’s larger places, Twydall has lots of places where the van can park.

Nearby you will also find Upnor Castle (3.4 miles north-west) and Six Poor Travellers House (3.7 miles west). Within reach you will find Bishop Saltings and Boxley Hills.

  • Schools near Twydall include Rainham Mark Grammar School (0.5 miles south-east) and Howard School (0.8 miles south-east)
  • Nearby, you’ll find The Three Mariners pub (0.9 miles east)
Map of Twydall © OpenStreetMap contributors

How it works

It is a relaxed, well-organised set-up. We agree arrival and serving times in advance, park on the agreed spot, and cook and serve without fuss. For a summer visit in Twydall, residents can enjoy the garden in daylight until about 9:20pm, which makes garden visits easy. In winter, dark by about 3:50pm, a lunchtime visit is better.

  1. Get in touch with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
  2. Show us where the van would go, and we’ll confirm it works.
  3. Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for residents.
  5. Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.

Getting ready for the day

  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
  • Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
  • Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates

Get a quote

We quote for each event separately, so the price fits what you actually need. For a quote, use our quote form.

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Planning help

Before you choose a spot

No two venues are the same, so we ask about the spot and the way in when you get in touch. Generally, we look for:

  • Somewhere residents can reach safely, or see from inside
  • Light near the van after dark
  • Away from emergency access

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly before booking.

Popular choices

  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Gravy

View our menu

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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