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Care Home Fish and Chips in Tyburn

Looking for a fish and chip van visit in Tyburn? We bring the van to you and fry everything fresh on the spot.

  • Care staff treats
  • Residents’ celebrations
  • Seaside days

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Fresh fish and chips in Tyburn

Before you choose a spot

The van has to be able to get in and park safely, and a little planning goes a long way. Here’s what we look for:

  • With the serving side away from windows
  • Clear of ambulance access and emergency routes
  • Light near the van after dark

Tyburn is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: let us know about off-street space or permits.

If you are unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.

Popular choices

  • Cod and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas

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Care home fish and chips for your care home visit in Tyburn

Some residents come out to the van; others watch from inside, and families can join in. Typical bookings include care home summer fairs and residents’ celebrations, serving mushy peas, sausage and chips and gravy.

In Tyburn, we park briefly in the home’s car park or drive, as agreed with the manager. Every portion is cooked to order on the day, never cooked in advance and left in a hot cabinet, and served the moment it comes out of the fryer.

Where
Tyburn (W1H, W1U, W1K)
Region
Greater London
Menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Sides
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quote
Contact us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026
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Takeaway run or book a van?

Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For a crowd, a van is typically simpler.

Perfect for your care home visit in Tyburn

It’s easy to arrange and a plan for residents’ diets.

We can help if you are planning any of the following:

  • Lunch clubs
  • Themed afternoons
  • A monthly fish and chip day
  • Staff thank-you lunches at the home

Old photos of Serpentine can spark conversation during a van visit.

What to look for in a quote

  • How late numbers can change
  • What happens if plans change
  • Allergen information for each item
  • What the price includes, item by item

Our booking checklist

For planners, venues and organisers

Parks, greens and streets usually need permission for a catering van. Ask the council or landowner early.

Venues frequently have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Send us your venue’s requirements and we will work through them with you.

What affects the price in Tyburn

We will give you a clear quote. The main things that affect it are:

  • How long we serve
  • Cod, haddock or both
  • The day of the week
  • Whether a minimum applies

If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. Keeping the menu short is generally the best value.

What we need to know

Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:

  • Your date and serving time
  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • The address or venue name
  • Any dietary needs and allergies

A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. A photo of the spot helps too. When you are ready, send us your details through our quote form.

Step by step

Rain does not stop the fryers, because the cooking happens inside the van. It’s worth thinking about cover for the queue, though. Garden visits in Tyburn work best between late spring and early autumn, with sunset about 8:50pm in late May and 7:05pm in late September.

  1. The home tells us the date, numbers for residents, staff and visitors, and the best time to serve.
  2. You get an access check and a clear quote.
  3. We agree portion sizes and any diets with your kitchen or care team.
  4. We serve hot from the hatch at the time the home chooses.
  5. We clear up and leave the car park as we found it.

Before we arrive

  • Share the timings for the day
  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Get permission for the van from the venue

Ask for a quote

Not sure of numbers yet? That is fine: tell us the basics about your care home visit, and we’ll firm it up nearer the time. To start, fill in our quote form.

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A closer look at the menu

Gravy

In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it is lovely with a pie.

Haddock and chips

Some people swear by haddock: a firmer flake and a sweeter taste. Tell us if you’d like to offer it.

Tyburn: your questions answered

Is parking a problem for the van in Tyburn?

London parking needs planning: let us know about off-street space or permits. We will work around it.

What’s the nearest station to Tyburn?

The closest is London Paddington station, roughly 0.6 miles away.

Are visitors included?

Of course. Just include them in your numbers.

Do we need to provide anything?

A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Mention any power or water available and we will take it from there.

Do you come to Tyburn?

Yes. We cover London and the South East, and Tyburn is within our area and the rest of Greater London. To check your date, fill in our quote form.

Can you park on the road outside?

Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Check with your council first.

Do you have a kids’ option?

Of course. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Tell us how many are coming.

How much does a fish and chip van visit cost in Tyburn?

The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Send us the details for a quote.

Care home visits in Tyburn

Tyburn is about 1 mile west of City of Westminster, in Greater London. Give us the address of your care home visit in Tyburn, and we will plan access and set-up before the day. Tyburn is one of 764 places in Greater London where we bring the van.

A care home summer fair, perhaps with a church like Church of the Annunciation, is a good occasion for a van visit. The A4209 make Tyburn a simple journey for the van.

We serve care home visits across W1H, W1U and W1K and the streets around it. Your care home visit could be at a house on Sussex Square, Oxford Square and Bayswater Road or the roads around them, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. Being close to the A4209, Tyburn is simple for us to get to for your care home visit. For care home visits just outside Tyburn, we cover Connaught Village (1 mile north-west), Hyde Park Estate (1 mile north-west), Paddington (1 mile north-west), City of Westminster (1 mile east) and Paddington Green (1 mile north-west). Larger places within reach include London (3 miles east), Shoreditch (4 miles east), Walthamstow (8 miles north-east), Hoxton (4 miles north-east), Whitechapel (4 miles east) and Hampstead (3 miles north).

Other landmarks nearby include Fortius Clinic (0.5 miles north-east) and Montfichet's Tower (2.7 miles east). The countryside around Tyburn includes Greville Place nature reserve and Campden Hill.

  • Nearby schools include International Community School (within half a mile north-west) and Ark King Solomon Academy (0.7 miles north)
  • Nearby, you will find Duke Of Kendal pub (under half a mile north-west)
  • Other local spots include Royal Society of Medicine Library (0.8 miles east) and Westminster St James (1.2 miles east)
Map of Tyburn © OpenStreetMap contributors

Is a fish and chip van right for your care home visit?

The home’s kitchen can make fish and chips, but a van turns it into an occasion. There’s no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. Your quote spells it all out.

Why book with us

  • The queue at the hatch gets people talking
  • Hot food handed straight over
  • Events in Tyburn and across Greater London
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather

Take a look at our pricing and our guide to van hire costs.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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