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Care home fish and chip visits in West Farleigh, Kent

A menu everybody knows: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Care home fish and chips in West Farleigh.

  • Retirement housing and sheltered schemes
  • Residents’ birthdays and anniversaries
  • Friday fish and chip treats

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Planning an event in West Farleigh?

Care home fish and chips in West Farleigh, fried fresh

Staff get a break from the usual routine, and something to look forward to. We’re frequently asked to cater care staff treats and a monthly fish and chip day, with haddock and chips, mushy peas and sausage and chips.

Near West Farleigh, residents may not get out much, so a chip van visit is a special day. Tell us about dietary needs and allergies when you enquire, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.

Older women knitting and drawing at a table with a carer
Area
West Farleigh (ME15)
County
Kent
Menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
Contact us for a quote
Last updated
24 October 2026

About the food

Curry sauce

The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, great with chips and sausages.

Mushy peas

Proper mushy peas start with dried marrowfat peas. They’re the side most people expect.

For event organisers in West Farleigh

Venues frequently have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we will confirm what we can provide.

If you are booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we’ll explain how it works. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

Planning the van’s spot

If a spot is not suitable, we’ll tell you. What matters most:

  • Firm, level ground close to the home
  • Not blocking ambulance bays
  • Close to the garden or entrance

If you are unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before you book.

What we serve

  • Gravy
  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips

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Perfect for your care home visit in West Farleigh

The home only needs to provide a parking spot and a plan for residents’ diets.

If you’re planning any of these, we can help:

  • Open days for families
  • Themed afternoons
  • Family days
  • Fish and chip Fridays

Some homes in West Farleigh have links with a local church such as All Saints Church, and a van visit can be part of a summer fête.

What your quote should include

  • If the price includes VAT
  • How late numbers can change
  • Whether travel is included
  • Any minimum charge

15 questions to ask before you book

What a fish and chip van costs

The same numbers can mean different prices, because of:

  • Access and parking
  • Service time
  • Numbers
  • Whether a minimum applies

Most vans have a minimum charge, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We’ll tell you up front.

Getting an accurate quote

You do not need every detail fixed to get a quote, but it helps to know:

  • The venue or postcode
  • A photo of the parking spot
  • The date and time of the event
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes

The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. Photos of the spot and the way in help. To send your details, fill in our quote form.

Care homes around West Farleigh

West Farleigh is about 3 miles west of Maidstone, in Kent. Care home visits in West Farleigh are planned around your venue and timings: a clear quote, an agreed spot for the van and food fried fresh on the day. West Farleigh is one of 922 places in Kent where we bring the van. Our bookings stretch from West Farleigh to Canterbury (27 miles away).

Visitors arriving by train should know that East Farleigh station, about 1.4 miles east, is the nearest station.

Care home visits anywhere in ME15 start with a parking spot for the van and a serving time. Neighbouring places where we serve care home visits include Farleigh Green (1 mile east), Hoppers Corner (1 mile north-east), Teston (1 mile north-west), Barming Heath (1 mile north) and Kettle Corner (1 mile north-east). Within a short drive, we also cover Maidstone (3 miles east), Sittingbourne (14 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (12 miles west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (11 miles south-west), Gravesend (13 miles north) and Tonbridge (8 miles south-west).

Well-known places in the area include Allington Castle (3.9 miles north-east) and Oakwood Hospital (1.9 miles north-east).

  • Local pubs include The Tickled Trout pub (less than half a mile south-west)
Map of West Farleigh © OpenStreetMap contributors

How it works

Because we cook inside the van, rain doesn’t stop us. Residents will still appreciate a bit of cover near the hatch. With darkness by about 3:50pm in December, winter van visits in West Farleigh suit lunchtime, while summer visits can run into the evening, with light until about 9:15pm.

  1. Get in touch with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
  2. Show us where the van would go, and we will confirm it works.
  3. A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for residents.
  5. Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.

Getting ready for the day

  • Let us know the serving time
  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park
  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue

How to get a price

The quickest way to a quote is to send us your details through our quote form. Tell us about your care home visit in West Farleigh, and we will check the date and send a price.

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Diets, allergies and planning

Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Try these:

  • Involve the kitchen and care team early
  • Fit the visit around routines
  • Include staff and visitors in your numbers
  • Share residents’ diets and allergies with us

Room service goes up covered and hot.

Families love being included.

West Farleigh questions

How far is West Farleigh from London?

Roughly 29 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

Which station is closest to West Farleigh?

East Farleigh station, about 1.4 miles east of the centre.

Can you go on a lawn or field?

Typically, if it is firm and dry. After heavy rain, soft grass can be a problem for any vehicle, so have a hard-surface back-up.

Can families and staff eat too?

Of course. Add them to your numbers.

Do you bring everything you need?

All the cooking happens in the van. Let us know what’s available at the site and we’ll confirm what we need.

What does it cost to hire the van?

We quote for each booking, so the price fits what you need. Give us your date, numbers and serving time and we will reply with a price.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

Not as standard: batter is generally made with wheat flour. Tell us about any coeliac residents and we’ll explain the options before booking.

Which areas do you serve?

We cover London and the South East, including Kent. Find your area.

Should I sort the food myself?

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.

For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the care home visit.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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