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Care Home Fish and Chips in Woodham
Something for almost everyone: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Book a fish and chip van visit in Woodham.
- Seaside days
- Day centre treats
- Friday fish and chip treats
A chip van near Woodham
Food your guests will love
Gravy
In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it goes perfectly with a pie.
Curry sauce
Curry sauce divides opinion and it’s on the menu.
Care home fish and chips in Woodham, cooked to order
Some residents need texture-modified food, which should come from the home’s own kitchen and care team. Whether it’s family days and themed afternoons, we’ll put together a menu of gravy, cod and chips and haddock and chips for your guests.
For a care home in a place like Woodham, a van visit brings a bit of the seaside to residents. We serve from the hatch, so it is hot and generous, and service is quick once we are up and running.
A chip van compared with other options
Entertainers and activities are great; a van visit is both. Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.
Why Woodham hosts choose us
- Something for residents to gather round
- Nothing for you to cook or clear
- All the chip-shop extras
- We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
Read how we price and the cost guide.
Organising for someone else?
For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan service to match. Staggering groups helps a lot.
If you’re booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we will talk you through the process. We are happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.
Occasions we serve in Woodham
The home only needs to provide a parking spot and a plan for residents’ diets.
Here are some of the occasions we serve in Woodham and Surrey:
- Seaside-themed afternoons
- Day centre treats
- Summer fêtes and open days
- Fish and chip Fridays
Papercourt Marshes is close by, a good starting point for a chat about days out.
Before you book anyone
- How many hours the van serves
- Whether VAT is included
- How much space the van takes up
- Whether there’s a minimum
How we price a fish and chip van visit
Your quote will be clear. The main things that affect it are:
- The date and time of year
- Service time
- Numbers
- Access and parking
A chip van often compares well with a plated meal, as there is no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. Ask us for a quote.
Details that help
These details help us quote quickly:
- The date and time of the event
- Dietary needs, with numbers
- A picture of the parking spot
- The venue or postcode
A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. Photos of the spot and the way in help. When you are ready, use our quote form.
The process
We need a level, firm place to park the van, near your residents, which we agree with you beforehand. December visits in Woodham are best at lunchtime, as it’s dark by about 3:55pm, while summer visits can run into the evening, with light until about 9:20pm.
- We start with the date, numbers and a serving time that suits the home.
- We check where the van can park and send a quote.
- We agree portion sizes and any diets with your kitchen or care team.
- We park up and cook to order at mealtime.
- We clear up and leave the car park as we found it.
Before we arrive
- Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
- Name one person we can call on the day
- Plan where the queue will stand
Ask for a quote
Every quote is worked out for your event. Start with your date, and we will confirm whether we are available that day.
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Planning a van visit in Woodham
Woodham is about 3 miles north-east of Woking, in Surrey. From the centre of Woodham to the outskirts, the service works the same way: fish and chips fried to order, served hot and quoted clearly. We cover 395 places in Surrey. Our nearest city page is Guildford, about 7 miles away.
Visitors arriving by train should know that the nearest station is West Byfleet station, about 0.5 miles south-east. If your residents have links with Church of St John the Baptist, a fête or open day together is a nice moment for a van visit.
Wherever your care home visit is in KT15 and GU21, we can fry fresh for your residents. Local streets include Willow Close, Greenwood Close and Westwood Avenue; a care home visit on any of them works well with a drive or nearby car park. If your venue is just outside Woodham, we also cover West Byfleet (1 mile south-east), Sheerwater (1 mile south-west), Pyrford (1 mile south), Row Town (1 mile north) and Ottershaw (1 mile north-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Guildford (7 miles south), Woking (3 miles south-west), Camberley (9 miles west), Epsom (11 miles east), Farnham (15 miles south-west) and Ewell (11 miles east).
Other landmarks nearby include St. Peter's Hospital (2.3 miles north) and The Peacocks (2.6 miles south-west). The countryside around Woodham includes St Ann's Hill and Papercourt Marshes.
- Schools near Woodham include The Grange Community Infant School (0.5 miles north-east) and The Bishop David Brown School (0.7 miles south-west)
- Local pubs include The Station pub (0.5 miles south-east)
Woodham questions
Which station is closest to Woodham?
The closest is West Byfleet station, roughly 0.5 miles away.
Is Woodham close to London?
Roughly 21 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.
Do you offer repeat visits?
Yes, ask us about regular dates.
Are visitors included?
Yes, it is a lovely chance for families to visit.
What does it cost to hire the van?
The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Send us the details for a quote.
Can you serve children?
Children are very welcome. Let us know numbers, and we will plan for them.
What do we need to supply?
Somewhere suitable to park, with permission. Mention any power or water available and we will confirm the rest.
Can you park at the home?
Wherever suits the home, as long as it’s level and safe.
Should I sort the food myself?
A DIY buffet works for small groups. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and you get to enjoy the day.
DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.
Space, access and the venue
Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but there are a few things to check:
- A spot residents can enjoy, inside or out
- A level parking spot near the entrance
- A route in without tight gates
Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly before you book.
On the menu in Woodham
- Haddock and chips
- Gravy
- Cod and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
- Mushy peas
Also near Woodham
What else we do in Woodham
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch