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Care home fish and chip visits in Yopps Green, Kent

From the first sizzle in the fryer to the last chip, a fish and chip van visit turns food into part of your care home visit in Yopps Green.

  • Friday fish and chip treats
  • Retirement village events
  • Staff thank-you lunches at the home

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A chip van near Yopps Green

Allergies and dietary needs

With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. Here are a few tips:

  • Agree the plan with your kitchen and care team
  • Residents on soft diets should have meals from your kitchen
  • Arrange plates and trays for residents inside
  • Share residents’ diets and allergies with us

Afterwards we pack up quietly.

Make it a regular event.

Care home fish and chips for your care home visit in Yopps Green

The care team knows each resident’s needs, so we plan portion sizes, timings and diets with the home. Typical bookings include seaside-themed afternoons and residents’ family gatherings, with mushy peas, sausage and chips and cod and chips.

For a care home near Yopps Green, tell us about lanes and the drive so we can plan the route. Everything is fried fresh at your care home visit, never cooked in advance and left in a hot cabinet, and handed over as soon as it’s ready.

Location
Yopps Green (TN15)
County
Kent
Menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Extras
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
Ask us for a quote
Last updated
24 October 2026
Two pieces of battered fish on a white plate

Perfect for your care home visit in Yopps Green

It is a treat residents genuinely look forward to.

We’re booked for all kinds of occasions in Yopps Green and nearby. Popular bookings include:

  • Lunch for the care team
  • Seaside-themed afternoons
  • Family days
  • Day centre treats

A care home summer fair, perhaps with a church like Plaxtol Church, is a good occasion for a van visit.

What your quote should include

  • Exactly what’s included in the price
  • How allergens are handled
  • Any travel, parking or access charges
  • VAT, if it applies

15 questions to ask before you book

Can’t we just order from the chip shop?

DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

Some hosts try a takeaway order. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van solves that by cooking on site.

Care home visits in Yopps Green

Yopps Green is about 5 miles north of Tonbridge, in Kent. Care home visits in Yopps Green are planned around your venue and timings: a quote, a parking spot and fresh frying on the day. We take the van to all 922 towns and villages in Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. Our nearest city page is London, about 23 miles away.

Families coming by rail can use the station: the nearest station is Borough Green & Wrotham station, about 2 miles north. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 7 miles of Yopps Green, a nice prompt for residents’ memories of days out.

We serve care home visits across TN15 and the streets around it. Streets in the area include Sheet Hill and Yopps Green, and the van can serve a care home visit on any of them with a suitable parking spot. For care home visits just outside Yopps Green, we cover Sheet Hill (1 mile north-west), Ivy Hatch (1 mile west), Ightham (1 mile north-west), Shipbourne (1 mile south) and Oldbury (2 miles north-west). Further out, we also take the van to Maidstone (10 miles east), Dartford (13 miles north), Sevenoaks (5 miles west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (9 miles south), Gravesend (12 miles north) and Tonbridge (5 miles south).

A little further out are Ightham Court (2.1 miles north) and Sevenoaks Hospital (4.6 miles west).

  • Schools near Yopps Green include Wrotham School (2.5 miles north)
  • Pubs nearby include The Plough Public House (0.9 miles north-east)
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Planning the van’s spot

The van has to be able to get in and park safely, and a little planning goes a long way. Here’s what we look for:

  • A level parking spot near the entrance
  • With the serving side away from windows
  • Close to the garden or entrance

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.

Popular choices

  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Gravy
  • Pie and chips

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About the food

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips covers anyone who doesn’t want fish, and it’s a favourite with children.

Haddock and chips

Some people swear by haddock: a firmer flake and a sweeter taste. Tell us if you’d like to offer it.

Prices and what affects them

The price comes down to a few factors:

  • Access and parking
  • The minimum booking
  • How long we serve
  • The menu and how many choices

Larger groups normally cost less per head, since the van and set-up are much the same for any size. Give us your numbers and we will quote.

What to tell us

We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what’s useful:

  • A picture of where the van would go
  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • The venue or postcode
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes

The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. A photo of the spot helps too. When you are ready, use our quote form.

How it works

We arrive on time, parks where we agreed and the hatch goes up. Once the oil is hot, the first portions go out at the time you asked for. Sunset in Yopps Green is around 8:50pm in late May and 7:00pm in late September; winter visits, dark by about 3:55pm, suit lunchtime.

  1. It starts with your date, numbers and mealtime.
  2. We check where the van can park and send a quote.
  3. Portions and diets are planned with your care team.
  4. We park up and cook to order at mealtime.
  5. Afterwards, we pack up quietly.

Getting ready for the day

  • Have a level parking spot ready
  • Let us know who to talk to on the day
  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time

Ask for a quote

Every quote is worked out for your event. Start with your date, and we’ll confirm whether we are available that day.

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Planning help

Yopps Green questions

How far is Yopps Green from London?

Roughly 23 miles from the centre of London.

What’s the nearest station to Yopps Green?

Borough Green & Wrotham station, about 2 miles north of the centre.

How do you handle allergies?

We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Send us any allergies in writing.

Is there something for children?

Yes, children are easy to cater for. Let us know numbers, and we’ll include them in the plan.

Where do you take the van?

We cover London and the South East, Kent included. See all areas.

Where can the van park?

Level, firm ground the van can reach, close to where people will eat, with room for a queue at the hatch. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.

How fast is service?

A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. We will talk it through when we quote.

Do you bring everything you need?

All the cooking happens in the van. Let us know what’s available at the site.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Yopps Green?

Your kitchen could cook it, but a van makes it an event. Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. We set everything out in your quote.

Why book with us

  • Hot food handed straight over
  • Bookings across Kent, including Yopps Green
  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side

Read our prices page or the cost guide.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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