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Christmas Party Fish and Chips for Battle events
Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Battle and the surrounding area.
- New Year parties
- PTA Christmas events
- Family Christmas get-togethers
Fresh fish and chips in Battle
Christmas party fish and chips in Battle, cooked to order
A Christmas party does not have to mean another turkey dinner. Hot fish and chips on a cold December day is festive in its own way. Popular choices include curry sauce, sausage and chips and pie and chips, and we are frequently booked for office Christmas parties and club and society Christmas socials.
At a festive party in Battle, a chip van on the drive is a treat. We keep the menu short: fewer choices means fresher food and shorter queues.
- Where
- Battle (TN33)
- Area hub
- East Sussex
- On the menu
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- Sides
- Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
- Price
- Quoted for your event
- Last updated
- 24 October 2026
How we price a fish and chip van for your Christmas party
Each booking is quoted on its own, based on a few main things:
- Distance and any road charges
- The minimum booking
- The length of service
- How easy the site is to reach
Most vans have a minimum charge, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. Ask us what applies to your Christmas party.
What to tell us
These details help us quote quickly:
- Rough numbers for adults and children
- The venue or postcode
- Allergies and diets you know about
- The date and time of the event
Thinking about a fish and chip van for your Christmas party for your Christmas party in Battle? Tell us what you have in mind and we’ll come back with a quote. Just fill in our quote form.
Towns and villages near Battle
What else we do in Battle
Takeaway run or book a van?
Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.
Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is usually the easier option.
Common questions in Battle
What’s the nearest station to Battle?
The closest is Battle station, roughly 0.6 miles away.
Is Battle close to London?
About 47 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.
Which areas do you serve?
London and the South East: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight, including Battle.
Is grass a problem?
Usually, if it’s firm and dry. Soft, wet ground can trap any vehicle, so plan a back-up spot.
Can you park on the road outside?
Only where it is legal to park, or with a council parking suspension or road closure. Ask your council early.
Can the van come to our work Christmas do?
We do. Tell us the date, site and numbers.
How much does a fish and chip van for your Christmas party cost in Battle?
The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Tell us about your Christmas party and we’ll send a quote.
Do you bring everything you need?
All the cooking happens in the van. Tell us about power, water and bins at the site and we will confirm what we need.
Why choose a fish and chip van in Battle?
A big takeaway order rarely arrives hot. The van fries on site. The cost per head usually falls as numbers rise, since the van and set-up are much the same for any size. Give us your numbers and we will quote.
Why us?
- Hot food handed straight over
- The queue at the hatch gets people talking
- All the chip-shop extras
- Fried fresh, not kept warm
Read how we price and our guide to van hire costs.
Step by step
We need time before service to bring the fryers up to heat, so we are there in good time before you want to eat. By about 3:55pm in late December, it’s dark in Battle; choose a lit spot near the door for the van, and keep the walk short.
- It starts with your date, site and numbers.
- We check the spot for the van and send a quote.
- We agree arrival, lighting and the serving spot with you or the venue.
- On the day we set up and fry fresh at the agreed time.
- Afterwards, we pack up and leave you to the party.
Before we arrive
- Let us know the serving time
- Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
- Plan where the queue will stand
Get a quote
Most quotes start with a few simple details: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, use our quote form.
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Perfect for your Christmas party in Battle
It feels festive without being formal, and people talk about it.
A fish and chip van suits almost any gathering. In Battle, people book us for events such as:
- Depot Christmas treats
- Christmas fairs and lights switch-ons
- Festive open days
- Festive family gatherings
For anyone getting the train home after the party, Battle station is about 0.6 miles away.
Questions to ask before booking
- Whether there’s a minimum
- When payment is due
- If the price includes VAT
- When final numbers are due
For planners, venues and organisers
Wedding planners and venue coordinators are welcome to contact us directly, and we will keep you updated on arrival and serving times.
If you are organising for someone else, whether you are a planner, a facilities manager or an organiser, we are happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It saves passing messages back and forth.
Space, access and the venue
A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, and a little planning goes a long way. These are the things we check:
- Confirmation that the van can park there
- Light near the van and the queue for evening service
- A route in without tight gates or low branches
Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly before you book.
Popular choices
- Cod and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Mushy peas
- Pie and chips
- Curry sauce
- Gravy
Battle in December: what to know
Battle is about 5 miles north of Bexhill-on-Sea, in East Sussex. Anywhere in TN33, we’ll come to your venue, home or workplace. We take the van to all 289 towns and villages across East Sussex, from the larger towns to small villages. Our nearest city page is Brighton, about 27 miles away.
The A271 and A2100 make Battle easy to reach on a dark winter evening. Christmas fairs at a church such as The Parish Church of St Mary can book the van as a hot-food stall. The High Weald National Landscape is within about 7 miles of Battle, where winter lanes can be dark and narrow, so tell us about the route.
Anywhere in TN33, we can fry fresh for your guests. Whether your Christmas party is on High Street, Market Road and Station Road or anywhere nearby, we will bring the van to you. Being close to the A271 and A2100, Battle is easy for us to reach. For Christmas parties just outside Battle, we cover Steven's Crouch (2 miles west), Netherfield (2 miles north-west), Mountfield (2 miles north), John's Cross (3 miles north) and Penhurst (3 miles west). Further out, we also take the van to Eastbourne (12 miles south-west), Hastings (5 miles south-east), Bexhill-on-Sea (5 miles south), Hailsham (11 miles west), St Leonards (5 miles south-east) and Polegate (12 miles south-west).
Other landmarks nearby include Battle Museum of Local History (under half a mile north) and Conquest Hospital (4.3 miles south-east). Open spaces near Battle include Church Wood and Robsack Wood and Senlac Hill.
- Schools near Battle include Claverham Community College (0.7 miles west)
- Local pubs include The Abbey Hotel (within half a mile south-east)
What comes out of the fryer
Sausage and chips
For anyone who doesn’t fancy fish, there is sausage and chips, and it’s a favourite with children.
Mushy peas
Mushy peas are made from dried marrowfat peas, soaked and cooked until soft. They’re the classic side with fish and chips.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch