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Christmas party fish and chips in Borden, Kent

Something for almost everyone: fish and chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Christmas party fish and chips in Borden.

  • Family Christmas get-togethers
  • Christmas socials for clubs
  • Warehouse and depot Christmas lunches

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Christmas party fish and chips in Borden

Planners, venues and businesses

Organising a club, school or community event in Borden? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Give us the details and we will suggest how it could work.

If you’re booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we will explain how it works. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

Christmas party fish and chips in Borden, fried fresh

The Christmas season is short and busy, so ask as soon as you know yours. Whether it’s christmas fairs and lights switch-ons and festive gatherings after Christmas, we’ll put together a menu of curry sauce, mushy peas and sausage and chips and more.

Near Borden, country lanes are dark in winter, so tell us about the route and lighting at the spot. The menu is short on purpose: fewer choices means fresher food and shorter queues.

Area
Borden (ME9)
Region
Kent
On the menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
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Page updated
24 October 2026
Fish and chips with peas and a mug of tea on a wooden table

Questions from Borden

Which station is closest to Borden?

Sittingbourne station, about 1.4 miles north-east of the centre.

How far is Borden from London?

About 36 miles from central London, and well within our area.

Can you serve children?

Yes. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Tell us how many are coming.

Which areas do you serve?

We cover London and the South East, including Kent. Find your area.

How early do Christmas dates go?

Very early. December weekends and Fridays are the first to go.

Do you do work Christmas parties?

Yes, if there is a suitable spot for the van and the site allows it.

What’s on the menu?

Proper fish and chips, with sausages and pies for anyone who doesn’t want fish. The sides are mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy.

Do you bring everything you need?

We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.

Who books Christmas party fish and chips in Borden?

Few things beat hot fish and chips in December.

These are some of the bookings we take in Borden and Kent:

  • Family Christmas get-togethers
  • Festive open days
  • Club and society Christmas socials
  • New Year parties

For colleagues travelling by train, the closest railway station is Sittingbourne station, roughly 1.4 miles north-east of the centre.

Before booking anyone

  • When payment is due
  • The deadline for final numbers
  • The cancellation terms
  • What they can offer for dietary needs

15 questions to ask before booking

What comes out of the fryer

Curry sauce

Some people will not eat chips without curry sauce, so we bring it along.

Pie and chips

Pie and chips gives people a filling alternative to fish, perfect with gravy.

Step by step

Serving is straightforward: everything is handed over hot from the hatch, and people can eat where they like. Afterwards we pack up. Plan your Christmas party in Borden around the dark: sunset is about 3:50pm, so choose a lit spot near the door for the van.

  1. You tell us the date, the venue or site, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat.
  2. You get an access check and a clear quote.
  3. We plan a lit, sheltered spot for the van and queue.
  4. We park up, heat the fryers and serve hot food on a cold day.
  5. We pack up when service ends and leave the pitch tidy.

Getting ready for the day

  • Name one person we can call on the day
  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
  • Give us your final numbers and allergies

Ask for a quote

Still finalising the details? No problem: tell us the basics about your Christmas party, and we’ll quote on that. Start when you are ready: use our quote form.

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How we price a fish and chip van for your Christmas party

There are no hidden charges: the quote reflects:

  • Distance and any road charges
  • The length of service
  • Numbers
  • Whether a minimum applies

Compared with a sit-down meal, a fish and chip van is often good value, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. We will send you a quote.

What to tell us

Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:

  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • The address or venue name
  • Where the van would park
  • Allergies and diets you know about

The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. A picture of the spot helps too. To send your details, send us your details through our quote form.

Christmas parties in Borden: local tips

Borden is about 1 mile south-west of Sittingbourne, in Kent. Christmas parties in Borden are planned around your venue and timings: a clear quote, an agreed spot for the van and food fried fresh on the day. We serve all 922 towns and villages in Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for Canterbury, about 17 miles away.

If you are organising a Christmas fair for a school like Borden Church of England Primary School, hot fish and chips goes down well. Carol services and Christmas fairs at churches such as Church of St Peter and St Paul draw people who are glad of hot food afterwards. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 6 miles of Borden; in winter, rural routes need a bit more planning.

Here we cover the ME9 postcode area, so your Christmas party can be anywhere in it. We can serve a Christmas party on streets such as The Street, Mountview and Homestead View, wherever the van can park. If your venue is just outside Borden, we also cover Heart's Delight (1 mile south-east), Tunstall (1 mile south-east), Sittingbourne (1 mile north-east), Highsted (2 miles south-east) and Rodmersham Green (2 miles south-east). Larger places within reach include Maidstone (9 miles south-west), Ashford (15 miles south-east), Whitstable (14 miles east), Faversham (8 miles east), Minster (7 miles north-east) and Kings Hill (14 miles west).

Nearby you will also find Bayford Court (1.7 miles north-east) and Sittingbourne and Milton Urban District (1.6 miles north-east).

  • Local schools include Westlands School (0.7 miles north)
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What the van needs

The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We look for:

  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
  • A spot near your guests
  • A clear area by the serving hatch

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly.

Popular choices

  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Pie and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Gravy
  • Mushy peas

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Why choose a fish and chip van in Borden?

A hog roast is popular at Christmas, but it is pork only. A chip van gives a choice. The date matters too: summer Saturdays and December Fridays are the busiest days of the year. It is worth asking early.

Why us?

  • Rain does not stop the fryers
  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
  • Events in Borden and across Kent
  • The queue at the hatch gets people talking

See how we price and our guide to van hire costs.

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it’s hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.

A DIY buffet works for small groups. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and you get to enjoy the day.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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