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Christmas party fish and chips in Brockham, Surrey
Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Brockham and across Surrey.
- Depot Christmas treats
- PTA Christmas events
- Boxing Day and New Year gatherings
Fresh fish and chips in Brockham
Christmas party fish and chips in Brockham, cooked to order
The van parks outside and serves hot food, without anyone leaving site. For lights switch-on events and festive gatherings after Christmas, we will put together a menu of haddock and chips, pie and chips and cod and chips for your guests.
In winter near Brockham, we need firm ground and light. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we will be straight with you about what we can do before you book.
Perfect for your Christmas party in Brockham
Christmas dinner fatigue is real, so fish and chips is a welcome change.
If you’re planning any of these, we can help:
- Christmas lunches for shift teams
- School and PTA Christmas fairs
- Christmas family parties
- Lights switch-on events
Carol services and Christmas fairs at churches such as Christ Church draw people who are glad of hot food afterwards.
What your quote should include
- The cancellation terms
- What the price includes, item by item
- Whether travel is included
- The van’s size and access needs
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What a fish and chip van costs
These are the factors that matter most:
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- The length of service
- Whether a minimum applies
- Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
Got a budget? Let us know, and we’ll suggest how to make it work. Keeping the menu short is typically the best value.
Getting an accurate quote
To check availability and price, we need:
- Rough numbers for adults and children
- The date and when you’d like to eat
- Where the event is
- A picture of the space and the way in
Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you actually need. To ask for one, send us your details through our quote form.
Planning the van’s spot
No two venues are the same, so we’ll ask about yours before we confirm. In general, we need:
- A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
- Confirmation that the van can park there
If you are unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think.
What we serve
- Mushy peas
- Gravy
- Haddock and chips
- Curry sauce
- Pie and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Cod and chips
The menu, dish by dish
Pie and chips
A pie and chips is proper comfort food, and it’s a favourite in colder months.
Sausage and chips
Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who is not a fish fan.
Working with your venue
Many venues set rules for catering vans: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Tell us what your venue needs and we’ll work through them with you.
If you are planning an event on someone’s behalf, whether you are a planner, a facilities manager or an organiser, we’ll work directly with you and the venue. It saves passing messages back and forth.
How it works
We arrive on time, parks where we agreed. When the fryers are up to heat, service starts right on schedule. Sunset in Brockham in late December is about 3:55pm, so even a late-afternoon Christmas party needs lighting by the van and the queue. A lunchtime party is the only one served in good daylight.
- First, the plan: what, where and what time.
- You hear back on the date and the price.
- The van’s spot is fixed in advance.
- Batter, fish and chips all go into the fryer as people come up.
- We leave the spot as we found it.
Getting ready for the day
- Get permission for the van from the venue
- Plan where the queue will stand
- Clear the route for the van
Getting a price
The quickest way to a quote is to use our quote form. Give us the details of your Christmas party, and we will check the date and send a price.
Planning help
Brockham questions
Can the van go to venues in the Surrey Hills National Landscape?
Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We’ll work to whatever the site needs.
How far is Brockham from London?
Roughly 20 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.
What food do you serve?
Proper fish and chips, with sausages and pies for anyone who does not want fish. Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy go on the side.
How much does a fish and chip van for your Christmas party cost in Brockham?
We quote for each booking, based on your numbers and timings. Give us your date, numbers and serving time and we will reply with a price.
Do you do work Christmas parties?
We do. Tell us the date, site and numbers.
Do you bring everything you need?
We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You provide a suitable spot and permission to park.
Is there a non-fish option?
Yes: sausages and pies, with chips. Give us a rough idea of numbers.
When do you arrive?
We arrive well before service to park and heat the fryers. We will agree arrival and serving times with you.
Planning a Christmas party in Brockham
Brockham is about 2 miles east of Dorking, in Surrey. For Christmas parties in Brockham, we plan around your venue and timings: a quote, a parking spot and fresh frying on the day. We cover all 395 towns and villages in Surrey, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for Guildford, about 13 miles away.
If people are coming by rail, the closest railway station is Betchworth station, roughly 1.1 miles north-east of the centre. PTA Christmas fairs, for a school such as North Downs Primary School, suit a chip van. The Surrey Hills National Landscape is within about 2 miles of Brockham; in winter, rural routes need a bit more planning.
Anywhere in RH3, we can fry fresh for your guests, from busy streets to quiet lanes. From Holly Close, Nutwood Avenue and Kiln Lane or anywhere nearby, we will bring the van to you. Nearby, we also serve Christmas parties in Betchworth (1 mile north-east), Strood Green (1 mile south), Box Hill (1 mile north), Buckland (1 mile east) and Bunce Common (2 miles south). Within a short drive, we also cover Guildford (13 miles west), Woking (14 miles north-west), Epsom (7 miles north), Horley (6 miles south-east), Redhill (5 miles east) and Ewell (8 miles north).
Well-known places in the area include Reigate Priory Museum (3.3 miles east) and Headley Court (3.9 miles north). Green spaces nearby include Reigate Heath and Box Hill.
- Local schools include The Ashcombe School (2.1 miles west)
- Nearby, you’ll find Inn on The Green (within half a mile south-west)
- Other local spots include Pippbrook House (1.9 miles west)
Diets, allergies and planning
We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible. To get it right:
- Choose a lit spot for the van
- December Fridays go first: book early
- Ask about allergies on the party invitation
- Plan cover for the queue
Stagger groups so the queue stays short in the cold.
Some teams collect for a local charity on the day.
A chip van compared with other options
Venue Christmas packages add up. A van can be better value. Most vans have a minimum charge, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We’ll tell you up front.
Why book our van in Brockham
- We cover Brockham and the whole of Surrey
- No surprises in your quote
- A menu almost everyone likes
- Fish and chips fried fresh on site
See how we price or the cost guide.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch