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Christmas Party Fish and Chips for Coldblow events

We bring a fish and chip van for your Christmas party across Coldblow and Greater London, frying fresh at your venue and serving from the hatch.

  • Boxing Day and New Year gatherings
  • Christmas markets and fairs
  • Festive open days

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Fresh fish and chips in Coldblow

Takeaway run or book a van?

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it’s hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.

Frying for a crowd at home isn’t a good idea: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties do not mix. Leave the frying to a van built for it.

Christmas party fish and chips for your Christmas party in Coldblow

It suits teams on shifts, because service can be planned in waves. Whether it is boxing Day and New Year gatherings and christmas customer days, we can cook mushy peas, haddock and chips and sausage and chips.

In Coldblow, festive bookings tend to be at workplaces and homes. Tell us about lighting and access. Every portion is cooked to order on the day, never cooked in advance and left in a hot cabinet, and served the moment it comes out of the fryer.

A plate of fish, chips and peas with a cup of tea
Where
Coldblow (DA5)
Area hub
Greater London
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quote
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026

Your questions about a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Coldblow

Can the van park in Braeburn Park?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, generally the council. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.

What’s the nearest station to Coldblow?

The closest is Bexley station, roughly 0.6 miles away.

What’s on the menu?

Fish and chips, of course, plus sausage or pie and chips. Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy go on the side.

Do you have allergen information?

Let us know about allergies in advance, and we will give you the allergen information and what we can offer.

Do you come to Coldblow?

We do. We serve events in Coldblow and across Greater London. Send us your date to check availability.

What does the van need?

Not much: a drive, a car park, a yard or a firm lawn, with a clear way in. Send us a picture if you are not sure.

Do you cater Christmas fairs?

Yes. Send us the event details and the pitch information.

How much is fish and chip van hire?

The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Send us the details for a quote.

How we price a fish and chip van for your Christmas party

Here’s what makes the biggest difference to the price:

  • Cod, haddock or both
  • The length of service
  • The date and time of year
  • Whether a minimum applies

Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so it helps to give us the postcode.

Getting an accurate quote

When you get in touch, it helps to tell us:

  • Your date and serving time
  • A picture of where the van would go
  • Expected numbers
  • The venue or postcode

To get a price, fill in our quote form. Give us the details of your Christmas party, and we will come back with availability and a quote.

For planners, venues and organisers

If you are organising for someone else, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we’ll work directly with you and the venue. It saves passing messages back and forth.

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. Ask the council or landowner early.

Planning for dietary needs

With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. A few tips:

  • Tell us about coeliac guests specifically
  • Plan lighting near the hatch
  • Think about a gazebo or covered doorway
  • Send allergies to us in writing

Afterwards, we pack up.

Fairy lights around the van make it part of the decorations.

Christmas catering near Coldblow

Coldblow is about 3 miles east of Sidcup, in Greater London. Christmas parties in Coldblow are planned around your venue and timings: a clear quote, an agreed spot for the van and food fried fresh on the day. We cover 764 places across Greater London, from the larger towns to small villages. Our nearest city page is London, about 12 miles away.

For colleagues travelling by train, the closest railway station is Bexley station, roughly 0.6 miles west of the centre. PTA Christmas fairs, for a school such as Maypole Primary School, suit a chip van. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 8 miles of Coldblow, where winter lanes can be dark and narrow, so tell us about the route.

We serve Christmas parties across the DA5 postcode area. Local streets include St Mary's Road, Dartford Road and Wansunt Road; a Christmas party on any of them works well with a drive or nearby car park. Neighbouring places where we serve Christmas parties include Joyden's Wood (1 mile south-east), Bowmans (1 mile east), North Cray (1 mile south-west), Crayford (1 mile north-east) and Wilmington (1 mile south-east). Larger places within reach include London (12 miles west), City of Westminster (15 miles west), Marylebone (14 miles north-west), St Pancras (14 miles north-west), Shoreditch (12 miles north-west) and Walthamstow (13 miles north-west).

A little further out are Bexley Museum (0.7 miles north) and Bexley Hospital (1.9 miles north-west). Within reach you will find Wansunt Pit and Summer Hill.

  • Schools near Coldblow include Beths Grammar School (0.8 miles north-west) and St Columba's Catholic Boys' School (1 mile north)
  • Local pubs include The Old Wick pub (under half a mile west)
  • Local facilities include Colyers (2.4 miles north)
Map of Coldblow © OpenStreetMap contributors

Where the van can park in Coldblow

If a spot is not suitable, we’ll tell you, and help find another. The main points are:

  • Room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Flat, firm ground for the van
  • Access wide and high enough for the van

As a London location, Coldblow is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.

Popular choices

  • Pie and chips
  • Gravy
  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Cod and chips
  • Curry sauce

View our menu

How it works

It is a relaxed, well-organised set-up. Arrival and serving times are agreed beforehand, park on the agreed spot, and cook and serve without fuss. At about 3:50pm in late December, it gets dark in Coldblow; light the path to the van.

  1. It starts with your date, site and numbers.
  2. We check the spot for the van and send a quote.
  3. We agree arrival, lighting and the serving spot with you or the venue.
  4. On the day we set up and fry fresh at the agreed time.
  5. Afterwards, we pack up and leave you to the party.

Preparing for the day

  • Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
  • Let us know the serving time
  • Get permission for the van from the venue

Get a quote

We only need a few details to quote: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. To send them, send us your details through our quote form.

Tell us about your event

Planning help

A closer look at the menu

Curry sauce

The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, perfect with chips or a sausage.

Haddock and chips

Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. It is the traditional favourite in Scotland and much of the north.

A fish and chip van or other catering?

A Christmas party at a venue costs more per head. A van in the car park keeps it simple. Larger groups generally cost less per head, since the van and set-up are much the same for any size. Give us your numbers and we’ll quote.

What you get with us

  • No surprises in your quote
  • No kitchen needed
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones

Take a look at our pricing and our guide to van hire costs.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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