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Hampshire · England

Christmas Party Fish and Chips in Conford

Christmas party fish and chips in Conford: fish and chips cooked fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch at the time you choose.

  • School and PTA Christmas fairs
  • Christmas markets and fairs
  • Christmas lunches for shift teams

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How our Christmas party fish and chips works in Conford

For a family gathering over Christmas, the van can come to you. Whether it is office Christmas parties and christmas family parties, we can cook haddock and chips, gravy and curry sauce and more.

Near Conford, country lanes are dark in winter, so let us know about access and lighting. Tell us about dietary needs and allergies when you enquire, and we will be straight with you about what we can do.

Location
Conford (GU30)
Area hub
Hampshire
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026
Battered fish and chips with a pot of curry sauce

Questions from Conford

Is Conford close to London?

About 42 miles from central London, and well within our area.

Do you come out to small places like Conford?

No, we come to small places too. Let us know about access and parking.

Do you cater Christmas fairs?

Yes, and hot food goes down well in December. Get in touch with the date.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Tell us about coeliac guests when you enquire, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible.

How long are you on site?

We arrive well before service to park and heat the fryers. We’ll agree arrival and serving times with you.

Where do you take the van?

London and the South East: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.

Is there a non-fish option?

We serve sausages and pies as well as fish. Let us know about any other dietary needs and we will be honest about what’s possible.

When do Christmas bookings fill up?

As early as possible. Fridays in December book up first.

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

For a Christmas party that feels a bit different, a fish and chip van is a great choice. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. Every booking gets its own quote.

Why book our van in Conford

  • Something for guests to gather round
  • Fish and chips fried fresh on site
  • A clear quote before booking
  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies

Take a look at our prices page and our guide to van hire costs.

About the food

Cod and chips

Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Fried to order in the van, it goes out hot and crisp.

Mushy peas

Mushy peas are made from dried marrowfat peas, soaked and cooked until soft. They’re the classic side with fish and chips.

Step by step

The first sign we’ve arrived is typically the smell. After that, it’s a steady flow to the hatch. It gets dark in Conford by about 4:00pm at Christmas; choose a lit spot near the door for the van, and keep the walk short.

  1. Contact us with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
  2. Show us where the van would go, and we will confirm it works.
  3. Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your guests.
  5. Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.

Before we arrive

  • Plan where the queue will stand
  • Give us your final numbers and allergies
  • Let us know who to talk to on the day

Ask for a quote

Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, plus when you’d like to eat, and you’ll get a clear price. Just send us your details through our quote form.

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For event organisers in Conford

If you’re booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we will explain how it works. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can hold the date.

Where the van can park in Conford

Every site is different, so we’ll ask about yours before we confirm. In general, we need:

  • Access wide and high enough for the van
  • The site’s agreement to a catering van
  • A clear area by the serving hatch

If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.

From the hatch

  • Haddock and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Pie and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips
  • Gravy

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Festive bookings around Conford

Conford is about 2 miles south-east of Bordon, in Hampshire. We cover Conford as standard, so your Christmas party just needs a date, a spot for the van and a serving time. Conford is one of 683 towns and villages in Hampshire where we bring the van. Our bookings stretch from Conford to Guildford (about 15 miles away).

If people are coming by rail, the nearest station is Liphook station, about 1.8 miles south-east. The Surrey Hills National Landscape is within about 5 miles of Conford, where winter lanes can be dark and narrow, so tell us about the route.

Christmas parties anywhere in GU30 start with a parking spot for the van. Close by, we cover Christmas parties in Passfield (1 mile north-west), Weavers Down (1 mile south), Liphook (1 mile south-east), Longmoor (2 miles south-west) and Woolmer (2 miles west). Within a short drive, we also cover Farnborough (14 miles north), Fleet (13 miles north), Horndean (15 miles south-west), Aldershot (11 miles north), Alton (8 miles north-west) and Petersfield (8 miles south-west).

Well-known places in the area include Chase Community Hospital (1.9 miles north-west). Within reach you’ll find Wheeler's Down and Deadwater Valley.

  • Schools near Conford include Bohunt School (1.3 miles south-east)
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Perfect for your Christmas party in Conford

It is relaxed and fun.

The van suits big events and small ones. Common bookings include:

  • Christmas customer days
  • Christmas markets and fairs
  • Work Christmas parties
  • Boxing Day and New Year gatherings

If you are organising a Christmas fair for a school like Liphook Infant School, hot fish and chips goes down well.

Questions to ask before you book

  • If the price includes VAT
  • What the van needs: space, access, power
  • Any minimum charge
  • How allergens are handled

How to compare vans

How we price a fish and chip van for your Christmas party

The price comes down to a few factors:

  • The menu and how many choices
  • Whether a minimum applies
  • Parking and the way in
  • The day of the week

The date matters too: summer Saturdays and December Fridays are the busiest days of the year. Ask about your date early.

Details that help

Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:

  • The venue or postcode
  • Anything awkward about the way in
  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • Where you’d like the van to go

Most quotes start with a few simple details: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, send us your details through our quote form.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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