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Christmas party fish and chips in Crockham Hill, Kent
We bring a fish and chip van for your Christmas party across Crockham Hill and Kent, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.
- Christmas fairs at schools
- Club and society Christmas socials
- Family Christmas get-togethers
Christmas party fish and chips for Crockham Hill events
Christmas party fish and chips in Crockham Hill, cooked to order
December dates book up early, so ask as soon as you know yours. Whether it’s PTA Christmas events and christmas lunches for shift teams, we can cook sausage and chips, mushy peas and curry sauce.
For a Christmas party near Crockham Hill, firm, lit ground near the house or hall is key, as fields are often soft. We cook inside the van, right where your guests are, and the food reaches them hot and crisp.
Where the van can park in Crockham Hill
Plenty of places work for the van, but there are a few things to check:
- Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
- A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
- Space for people to queue at the hatch
If you are unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before booking.
From the hatch
- Mushy peas
- Gravy
- Cod and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
- Curry sauce
- Sausage and chips
Perfect for your Christmas party in Crockham Hill
By December, many people have had several Christmas dinners, so fish and chips is a welcome change.
Here are some of the occasions we serve in Crockham Hill and Kent:
- Festive family gatherings
- Christmas markets and fairs
- End-of-year customer events
- Christmas fairs at schools
Carol services and Christmas fairs at churches such as Holy Trinity Church draw people who are glad of hot food afterwards.
Before booking anyone
- When payment is due
- What they can offer for dietary needs
- How much space the van takes up
- A clear list of what’s included
Planning for dietary needs
Most events have a few guests with dietary needs. To plan for them:
- Send allergies to us in writing
- Make sure the van and queue are well lit
- Flag any coeliac guests
- Collect allergies in advance
When service is finished, we pack up and leave you to the party.
Christmas music near the van sets the mood.
Cannot we just order from the chip shop?
Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. We’re happy to send a quote so you can compare.
Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.
What affects the price in Crockham Hill
Every booking is priced individually, and the price depends on a few things:
- The date and time of year
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- How long we serve
- How easy the site is to reach
The date matters too: summer Saturdays and December Fridays are the busiest days of the year. Ask about your date early.
Details that help
We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what’s useful:
- The date and time of the event
- Roughly how many people, including children
- A picture of where the van would go
- The venue or postcode
Send us the date, the address or TN8 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time, and we’ll reply with a quote. Just fill in our quote form.
Why choose a fish and chip van in Crockham Hill?
Takeaway for a whole office arrives late and cold. The van fries on site. Compared with a sit-down meal, a fish and chip van is often good value, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. Ask us for a quote.
Why book our van in Crockham Hill
- All the chip-shop extras
- No surprises in your quote
- Everything cooked to order at your event
- Nothing for you to cook or clear
How it works
We arrive on time, parks where we agreed and the hatch goes up. Once the oil is hot, the first portions go out right on schedule. By about 3:55pm in late December, it’s dark in Crockham Hill; park the van where there is good light, and keep the walk short.
- You share your date, numbers and address.
- We check access for the van and quote.
- We arrive in good time to set up.
- Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
- Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.
Before we arrive
- Make sure the van can get in
- Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park
- Keep space clear for guests at the hatch
Ask for a quote
Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We will come back with a clear quote.
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For planners, venues and organisers
Parks, greens and streets usually need permission for a catering van. Ask the council or landowner early.
If you are booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we will talk you through the process. We are happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.
Common questions in Crockham Hill
Which station is closest to Crockham Hill?
The closest is Edenbridge station, roughly 1.9 miles away.
How far is Crockham Hill from London?
About 19 miles from central London, and well within our area.
How early do Christmas dates go?
Ideally in the summer or early autumn.
Which areas do you serve?
London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight, including Crockham Hill.
What time should the van serve at a Christmas party?
Food early on is normally wise. For lunchtime, we’ll work to your break.
Do you cover Crockham Hill?
Yes, we do. Crockham Hill is one of the places we cover. Tell us your date and we’ll check availability.
Can you serve children?
Yes, children are easy to cater for. Let us know numbers, and we will include them in the plan.
How do you handle allergies?
We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Fish and gluten are the main ones in battered fish. Send us any allergies in writing.
Nearby places to Crockham Hill
Other occasions in Crockham Hill
Planning a Christmas party in Crockham Hill
Crockham Hill is about 6 miles south-west of Sevenoaks, in Kent. Bookings in Crockham Hill come in all shapes and sizes, but the plan is always the same: a level spot for the van, a time to eat and food fried to order. We take the van to 922 places in Kent. Our nearest city page is London, about 19 miles away.
For colleagues travelling by train, the closest railway station is Edenbridge station, roughly 1.9 miles south of the centre.
For Christmas parties in TN8, we just need to know where the van can park and roughly how many guests. Your Christmas party could be at a house on Deanery Road, Main Road and Spout Lane, as long as there is somewhere for the van. Nearby, we also serve Christmas parties in Goodley Stock (1 mile north), Pootings (1 mile south-east), Puddledock (1 mile east), The Chart (1 mile north-west) and Troy Town (2 miles south-west). We also serve nearby towns such as Sevenoaks (6 miles north-east), Royal Tunbridge Wells (11 miles south-east), Tonbridge (10 miles east), Swanley (12 miles north-east), Kings Hill (15 miles east) and Paddock Wood (15 miles east).
Other landmarks nearby include Hever Castle (4 miles south-east) and Haxted Watermill Museum (3.4 miles south-west). Open spaces near Crockham Hill include Betsom's Hill and Dryhill Nature Reserve.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch