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Christmas Party Fish and Chips for Eastwood events
Looking for a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Eastwood? The van comes to your venue, home or workplace and fry fresh while your guests queue at the hatch.
- Christmas customer days
- Work Christmas parties
- Club and society Christmas socials
Christmas party fish and chips in Eastwood
Who books Christmas party fish and chips in Eastwood?
It feels festive without being formal, and people talk about it.
Whatever the occasion in Eastwood, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. We’re frequently booked for:
- Christmas fairs and lights switch-ons
- Staff Christmas parties
- Depot Christmas treats
- School and PTA Christmas fairs
If people are coming by rail, Harrietsham station is about 2.8 miles away.
What your quote should include
- Payment terms and deposit
- How late numbers can change
- What the price includes, item by item
- The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
About our Christmas party fish and chips in Eastwood
A fish and chip van in the car park or outside the venue gives everyone a hot meal, without anyone leaving site. On the menu are curry sauce, pie and chips and mushy peas, and we’re often booked for festive family gatherings and festive open days.
In a small place like Eastwood, December lanes are dark, so tell us about the route and lighting at the spot. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.
Should I sort the food myself?
Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. We are happy to send a quote so you can compare.
A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.
Places near Eastwood
What else we do in Eastwood
Food your guests will love
Cod and chips
Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it’s what most people in the south ask for. We batter it and fry it to order, so it is crisp when it reaches you.
Gravy
A pot of gravy turns chips into comfort food.
What happens on the day
Service is quick: food goes from the fryer to the hatch, and people can eat where they like. Afterwards we pack up. At about 3:50pm in late December, it gets dark in Eastwood; light the path to the van.
- Send us your date, numbers and address.
- We check access for the van and quote.
- We arrive in good time to set up.
- Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
- Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.
Getting ready for the day
- Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
- Confirm the van is allowed on site
- Let us know the serving time
Getting a price
A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. A picture of the spot helps too. To send your details, use our quote form.
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Eastwood in December: what to know
Eastwood is about 7 miles south-east of Maidstone, in Kent. Tell us where your Christmas party in Eastwood will be, and we will plan the route and the parking spot before the day. Eastwood is one of 922 places in Kent where we bring the van. You can also see our page for Canterbury, about 19 miles away.
PTA Christmas fairs, for a school such as Ulcombe Church of England Primary School, suit a chip van. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 5 miles of Eastwood, where winter lanes can be dark and narrow, so tell us about the route.
Here we cover the ME17 postcode area, so your Christmas party can be anywhere in it. For Christmas parties just outside Eastwood, we cover Broadstone (1 mile south-east), Grafty Green (1 mile east), Ulcombe (1 mile north-west), Fairbourne Heath (1 mile north) and Liverton Street (1 mile north-east). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (7 miles north-west), Ashford (10 miles south-east), Sittingbourne (10 miles north), Faversham (12 miles north-east), Kings Hill (12 miles north-west) and Davington (12 miles north-east).
Nearby you will also find The Dog Collar Museum (3.2 miles north-west) and Coldbridge Castle (1.6 miles east).
- Nearby, you’ll find The Provender Public House (0.5 miles west)
For planners, venues and organisers
Having the party at home? Send us a picture of the drive or the spot and the way in, and we will tell you honestly whether it works.
If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.
Why choose a fish and chip van in Eastwood?
A Christmas party at a venue costs more per head. A van in the car park keeps it simple. If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we’ll suggest how to make it work. Keeping the menu short is generally the best value.
Why book our van in Eastwood
- A quote that spells everything out
- A van that becomes part of the event
- The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
- Fish and chips fried fresh on site
See our prices page or the cost guide.
Eastwood questions
What’s the nearest station to Eastwood?
Harrietsham station, about 2.8 miles north of the centre.
Do you come to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?
Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We will work to whatever the site needs.
How much is fish and chip van hire?
We quote for each booking, so the price fits what you need. Tell us your date and rough numbers for a clear quote.
Is everything cooked fresh?
Yes. We cook inside the van, so food is cooked there and then, not cooked earlier and kept warm.
When should we eat?
Early in the evening generally works best, before the drinks really flow. For lunchtime, we will work to your break.
How fast is service?
That depends on numbers, menu and timing. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we’ll plan to keep the queue moving.
What does the van need?
Level, firm ground the van can reach, near your guests, and space for a queue. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.
What areas do you cover?
London and the South East: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.
Looking after everyone
Allergies are taken seriously. Help us by following these steps:
- Put allergy details in writing
- Plan lighting near the hatch
- Plan cover for the queue
- Tell us about coeliac guests specifically
Stagger groups so the queue stays short in the cold.
Some teams collect for a local charity on the day.
Planning the van’s spot
A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We look for:
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
- A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
- Room in front of the hatch for a queue
Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly before you book.
What we serve
- Gravy
- Cod and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Curry sauce
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
- Mushy peas
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch
