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Christmas Party Fish and Chips for Fairseat events

We bring a fish and chip van for your Christmas party across Fairseat and Kent, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.

  • Christmas markets and fairs
  • Festive gatherings after Christmas
  • Work Christmas parties

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Fresh fish and chips in Fairseat

Planning the van’s spot

A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, so a few things need checking. These are the things we check:

  • A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
  • A short walk from the party
  • A lit spot if service runs after dark

Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we’ll tell you honestly before booking.

What we serve

  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Pie and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Mushy peas

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How our Christmas party fish and chips works in Fairseat

It suits teams on shifts, because service can be planned in waves. On the menu are cod and chips, sausage and chips and gravy, and we’re regularly asked to cater christmas fairs and lights switch-ons and boxing Day and New Year gatherings.

In a small place like Fairseat, December lanes are dark, so let us know about access and lighting. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.

Trees wrapped in Christmas lights over a busy square
Area
Fairseat (TN15)
Area hub
Kent
Menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
Ask us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026

For event organisers in Fairseat

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Sending people up in groups helps.

Parks, greens and streets typically need permission for a catering van. Ask the council or landowner early.

How the day works

Changes on the day are fine: we can start a little later or slow the pace to suit your Christmas party. At about 3:50pm in late December, it gets dark in Fairseat, so put the van where there’s good light.

  1. First, tell us about your Christmas party.
  2. You get an availability check and a clear quote.
  3. Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
  4. We cook to order on the day for your guests.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

Before we arrive

  • Make sure the van can get in
  • Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
  • Share the timings for the day

Ask for a quote

A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. Photos of the spot and the way in help. To send your details, send us your details through our quote form.

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Planning for dietary needs

We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer. To get it right:

  • Make sure the van and queue are well lit
  • Arrange something for anyone with needs we cannot meet
  • Plan cover for the queue
  • Send allergies to us in writing

A gazebo or covered doorway near the hatch helps on a wet night.

Paper hats and crackers on the tables add to the fun.

FAQs for Fairseat

What’s the nearest station to Fairseat?

The closest is Borough Green & Wrotham station, roughly 2.6 miles away.

Could you trade in Trosley Country Park?

Only if the landowner, normally the council, allows it. Check with them first.

Can you serve children?

Of course. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Include children in your numbers.

What about guests who don’t eat fish?

We serve sausages and pies as well as fish. Let us know about any other dietary needs and we’ll tell you what we can offer.

Do you cater Christmas fairs?

Yes, it is a popular stall. Get in touch with the date.

Do we need to provide equipment?

We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You provide a suitable spot and permission to park.

Can you go on a lawn or field?

It depends on the ground. Let us know what the ground is like, and we will advise.

What can guests choose from?

The classics: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Our menu has the details.

Can’t we just order from the chip shop?

Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. We’re happy to send a quote so you can compare.

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is typically the easier option.

Occasions we serve in Fairseat

No restaurant booking, no taxis.

In Fairseat and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Popular bookings include:

  • Lights switch-on events
  • Christmas socials for clubs
  • Work Christmas parties
  • Christmas family parties

A Christmas fair at Holy Innocents is just the kind of event a chip van suits.

What to look for in a quote

  • How many hours the van serves
  • How late numbers can change
  • What they can offer for dietary needs
  • Whether there is a minimum

15 questions to ask before booking

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

For something other than turkey, a chip van is hard to beat. When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. We set ours out clearly.

Why book with us

  • Events in Fairseat and across Kent
  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • The queue at the hatch gets people talking

Read our pricing and what a fish and chip van costs.

A closer look at the menu

Mushy peas

No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people.

Haddock and chips

Haddock has a slightly sweeter flavour and a firmer flake. In the north and in Scotland, haddock is the classic.

Festive bookings around Fairseat

Fairseat is about 7 miles north-east of Sevenoaks, in Kent. We cover Fairseat as standard, so your Christmas party just needs a date, a spot for the van and a serving time. Fairseat is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent we cover. You can also see our page for London, about 22 miles away.

A winter fair at a school like Wrotham School gets dark early, so hot food from a van is popular. For colleagues travelling by train, the closest railway station is Borough Green & Wrotham station, roughly 2.6 miles south of the centre. Fairseat is within about 7 miles of the Kent Downs National Landscape; in winter, rural routes need a bit more planning.

We serve Christmas parties across TN15. Whether your Christmas party is on Vigo Road and Platt House Lane or a nearby road, we’ll bring the van to you. Nearby, we also serve Christmas parties in Hodsoll Street (1 mile north), Labour-in-vain (1 mile south-west), Culverstone Green (1 mile north-east), Trottiscliffe (1 mile south-east) and Vigo Village (1 mile east). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (10 miles south-east), Dartford (9 miles north-west), Sevenoaks (7 miles south-west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (14 miles south), Gravesend (7 miles north) and Tonbridge (9 miles south).

Nearby you will also find Ightham Court (2.9 miles south-west) and Coldrum Long Barrow (2 miles east).

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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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