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Christmas Party Fish and Chips in Lamberhurst Quarter
Christmas party fish and chips in Lamberhurst Quarter: cod, haddock and chips fried to order, and served hot from the hatch at the time you choose.
- Club and society Christmas socials
- PTA Christmas events
- New Year parties
Christmas party fish and chips in Lamberhurst Quarter
Christmas party fish and chips in Lamberhurst Quarter, cooked to order
December bookings are planned for the dark and the cold: a lit, sheltered spot, and a quick, organised service. Whether it is depot Christmas treats and boxing Day and New Year gatherings, we can cook sausage and chips, gravy and mushy peas.
In a small place like Lamberhurst Quarter, December lanes are dark, so tell us about the route and lighting at the spot. We plan the timings around your day, so the food is ready when you want to eat.
For planners, venues and organisers
Wedding planners and venue coordinators are welcome to contact us directly, and we’ll keep everyone informed on the day.
For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can hold the date.
What the van needs
A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, so a few things need checking. These are the things we check:
- A spot near your guests
- Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.
Popular choices
- Gravy
- Pie and chips
- Cod and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Mushy peas
- Curry sauce
- Sausage and chips
A chip van compared with other options
A Christmas party at a venue costs more per head. A van can be better value. Compared with a sit-down meal, a fish and chip van is frequently good value, as there’s no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. We’ll send you a quote.
Why us?
- All the chip-shop extras
- The queue at the hatch gets people talking
- We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
- Nothing for you to cook or clear
Take a look at how we price and our guide to van hire costs.
Festive bookings around Lamberhurst Quarter
Lamberhurst Quarter is about 4 miles south of Paddock Wood, in Kent. In and around Lamberhurst Quarter, the van can serve from a drive, a yard, a car park or a firm field. We cover 922 places across Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. We serve events right across the region, from Lamberhurst Quarter to Brighton (29 miles away).
The High Weald National Landscape is within about 5 miles of Lamberhurst Quarter; in winter, rural routes need a bit more planning.
Christmas parties anywhere in TN3 start with a parking spot for the van and a serving time. If your venue is just outside Lamberhurst Quarter, we also cover Key's Green (1 mile north), Petteridge (2 miles north-east), Lamberhurst (2 miles south-east), Matfield (2 miles north) and Pembury (2 miles north-west). Larger places within reach include Maidstone (12 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (13 miles north-west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (4 miles west), Tonbridge (7 miles north-west), Kings Hill (11 miles north) and Foley Park (13 miles north-east).
Other landmarks nearby include Old Scotney Castle (2.9 miles south-east) and Pembury Hospital (3.1 miles north-west). Within reach you’ll find Bewl Water and Tudeley Woods RSPB reserve.
What a fish and chip van costs
There are no hidden charges: the price is based on:
- The number of meals
- Any minimum charge
- The length of service
- Cod, haddock or both
Larger groups usually cost less per head, since the van and set-up are much the same for any size. Give us your numbers and we will quote.
What to tell us
These details help us quote quickly:
- Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
- Dietary needs, with numbers
- The date and when you’d like to eat
- The address or venue name
Each quote is put together for your Christmas party. Start with your date, and we will check availability right away.
Allergies and dietary needs
Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Here’s how:
- Put allergy details in writing
- Collect allergies in advance
- Plan cover for the queue
- Tell facilities or the venue about the van
We park somewhere lit and get the fryers hot.
A bit of festive music by the van helps.
The menu, dish by dish
Cod and chips
Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it’s the favourite in much of the south. We batter it and fry it to order, so it is crisp when it reaches you.
Sausage and chips
Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who is not a fish fan.
How it works
We get there well before service, set up and bring the oil up to temperature. Your guests can wander over to the hatch as soon as we open. In December, it is dark in Lamberhurst Quarter by about 3:55pm, so even a late-afternoon Christmas party needs lighting by the van and the queue. A lunchtime party is the only one served in good daylight.
- You tell us the date, the venue or site, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat.
- We check the spot for the van and send a quote.
- Arrival time and a well-lit spot are agreed in advance.
- On the day we set up and fry fresh at the agreed time.
- Afterwards, we pack up and leave you to the party.
Preparing for the day
- Name one person we can call on the day
- Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
- Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
Ask for a quote
The quickest way to a quote is to fill in our quote form. Tell us about your Christmas party in Lamberhurst Quarter, and we will check the date and send a price.
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Lamberhurst Quarter questions
Which station is closest to Lamberhurst Quarter?
Frant station, about 3.3 miles west of the centre.
Do you come to venues in the High Weald National Landscape?
Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We’ll follow the site rules.
Do you do work Christmas parties?
Yes. Send us your date and site details.
Does the batter contain gluten?
Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Tell us about coeliac guests when you enquire, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible.
Which areas do you serve?
We cover London and the South East, including Kent. See all areas.
How fast is service?
It depends on numbers, the menu and how people arrive. Give us your numbers and service window, and we’ll plan service around it.
How long are you on site?
That depends on your numbers and timings. We confirm all the timings beforehand.
What if we only have street parking?
It depends on the road. Off-road parking is generally simpler; if it has to be the street, check with the council.
Events we cater in Lamberhurst Quarter
No restaurant booking, no taxis, because the van comes to you.
Here are some of the occasions we serve in Lamberhurst Quarter and Kent:
- Christmas family parties
- Depot Christmas treats
- Club and society Christmas socials
- New Year parties
For anyone getting the train home after the party, Frant station, about 3.3 miles west, is the nearest station.
Comparing caterers
- The van’s size and access needs
- Any travel, parking or access charges
- Any minimum charge
- What the price includes, item by item
Nearby places to Lamberhurst Quarter
What else we do in Lamberhurst Quarter
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch