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Christmas party fish and chips in Lower Twydall, Medway

From the first sizzle in the fryer to the last chip, a fish and chip van for your Christmas party turns food into part of your Christmas party in Lower Twydall.

  • Family Christmas get-togethers
  • End-of-year club parties
  • Christmas customer days

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Fresh fish and chips in Lower Twydall

Step by step

On the day, we position the van, set up the hatch and get the fryers up to temperature. Once we are hot, we cook to order, so we time it to your schedule. At about 3:50pm in late December, it gets dark in Lower Twydall, so put the van where there is good light.

  1. Get in touch with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
  2. Show us where the van would go, and we will confirm it works.
  3. Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
  4. We park, open the hatch and start frying for your guests.
  5. Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.

Preparing for the day

  • Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
  • Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
  • Tell us when you want to eat

Ask for a quote

The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. A photo of the spot helps too. To send your details, send us your details through our quote form.

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Planning help

About our Christmas party fish and chips in Lower Twydall

It suits teams on shifts, because service can be planned in waves. Whether it is new Year parties and club and society Christmas socials, we can cook curry sauce, pie and chips and haddock and chips.

Near Lower Twydall, country lanes are dark in winter, so tell us about the route and lighting at the spot. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer before booking.

Location
Lower Twydall (ME7)
County
Medway
On the menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026
A Christmas table setting with lights and greenery

Perfect for your Christmas party in Lower Twydall

No restaurant booking, no taxis, because the van comes to you.

Whatever the occasion in Lower Twydall, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We regularly serve:

  • Depot Christmas treats
  • Family Christmas get-togethers
  • Lights switch-on events
  • Christmas socials for clubs

Christmas fairs at a church such as Holy Trinity Church can book the van as a hot-food stall.

What your quote should include

  • What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
  • Payment terms and deposit
  • If the price includes VAT
  • How many hours the van serves

How to compare vans

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.

A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.

The menu, dish by dish

Gravy

Gravy brings a bit of warmth to the meal, especially in winter.

Cod and chips

Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it is the favourite in much of the south. We batter it and fry it to order, so it’s crisp when it reaches you.

Lower Twydall: your questions answered

Can the van park in Riverside Country Park?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, normally the council. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.

Do you come out to small places like Lower Twydall?

Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.

Is everything cooked fresh?

Yes. The fryers are in the van, so it’s fried on the spot, not cooked earlier and kept warm.

Can you trade at our Christmas fair?

Yes, it’s a popular stall. Contact us with the date.

How long does set-up take?

That depends on your numbers and timings. We confirm all the timings beforehand.

Does the batter contain gluten?

Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Let us know about coeliac guests in advance, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer.

What do we need to supply?

Somewhere suitable to park, with permission. Tell us whether there is power or water nearby and we will confirm the rest.

How do you handle allergies?

We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Fish and gluten are the main ones in battered fish. Tell us about allergies in advance.

Lower Twydall in December: what to know

Lower Twydall is about 1 mile north-east of Gillingham, in Medway. For a Christmas party in Lower Twydall, we can park on a drive, a car park, a yard or firm, dry grass in and around Lower Twydall. Lower Twydall is one of 68 towns and villages in Medway where we bring the van. Our bookings stretch from Lower Twydall to Canterbury (about 22 miles away).

A winter fair at a school like Featherby Infant and Nursery School gets dark early, so hot food from a van is popular. Train travellers will want to know that Rainham (Kent) station, about 1.5 miles south-east, is the nearest station.

This part of Medway takes in ME7, and we can serve your Christmas party anywhere in it. Your Christmas party could be at a house on Lower Twydall Lane, Grange Road and Lower Rainham Road, wherever the van can park. Other places close to Lower Twydall we cover include Grange (1 mile north-west), Twydall (1 mile south), Gillingham (1 mile south-west), Wigmore (2 miles south) and Darland (2 miles south-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Chatham (3 miles south-west), Rochester (4 miles west), Strood (5 miles west), Park Wood (3 miles south), Lordswood (4 miles south-west) and Hoo St Werburgh (3 miles north-west).

A little further out are Medway Maritime Hospital (2.1 miles west) and Upnor Castle (3.2 miles north-west). Within reach you’ll find Bishop Saltings.

  • Schools near Lower Twydall include Rainham Mark Grammar School (0.9 miles south) and The Robert Napier School (1.3 miles west)
  • Pubs nearby include The Hastings Arms (0.7 miles north-west)
Map of Lower Twydall © OpenStreetMap contributors

How we price a fish and chip van for your Christmas party

These are the factors that matter most:

  • The menu and how many choices
  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
  • How many people are eating
  • Parking and the way in

When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

What we need to know

Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:

  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • Where the event is
  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • Rough numbers for adults and children

It is easy to get a price: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We will send a clear quote that says what’s included.

Working with your venue

Organising a club, school or community event in Lower Twydall? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Give us the details and we will suggest how it could work.

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

Looking after everyone

We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer. To get it right:

  • December Fridays go first: book early
  • Tell facilities or the venue about the van
  • Make sure the van and queue are well lit
  • Let us know about coeliac disease

We arrive in good time and set up in a lit spot.

Paper hats and crackers on the tables add to the fun.

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

A cold buffet doesn’t feel festive. Hot food from the van does. Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. We set everything out in your quote.

Why Lower Twydall hosts choose us

  • Nothing for you to cook or clear
  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones

Take a look at how we price and what a fish and chip van costs.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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