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Christmas party fish and chips in Milebush, Kent

Christmas party fish and chips in Milebush: fish and chips cooked fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch at the time you choose.

  • Christmas socials for clubs
  • School and PTA Christmas fairs
  • Family Christmas get-togethers

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A chip van near Milebush

Christmas party fish and chips in Milebush, fried fresh

Everything is fried inside the van, so rain and cold don’t stop us. Popular choices include curry sauce, pie and chips and haddock and chips, and we are often booked for staff Christmas parties and christmas lunches for shift teams.

In winter near Milebush, we need firm ground and light, as fields are often soft. We plan the timings around your day, whether that’s a first dance, a lunch break or a service time.

Trees wrapped in Christmas lights over a busy square
Area
Milebush (TN12)
Region
Kent
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Contact us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026

The menu, dish by dish

Curry sauce

Curry sauce divides opinion and it’s on the menu.

Sausage and chips

For anyone who does not fancy fish, there’s sausage and chips, and children love it.

Before you choose a spot

A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We need:

  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
  • Somewhere close to where people will eat
  • A clear area by the serving hatch

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before booking.

What we serve

  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Mushy peas
  • Gravy

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Who books Christmas party fish and chips in Milebush?

Christmas dinner fatigue is real, so fish and chips is a welcome change.

We can help if you’re planning any of the following:

  • School and PTA Christmas fairs
  • Family Christmas get-togethers
  • End-of-year customer events
  • Work Christmas parties

Train travellers will want to know that Marden station, about 1.1 miles south-west, is the nearest station.

What your quote should include

  • The deposit and payment dates
  • What happens if plans change
  • The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
  • What they can offer for dietary needs

Choosing a fish and chip van

What happens on the day

Changes on the day are fine: we will adjust start times and pace to suit your Christmas party. December in Milebush means early darkness: sunset is about 3:50pm, so a lit, sheltered spot for the van is essential.

  1. We start with a few details about your Christmas party.
  2. You get an availability check and a clear quote.
  3. Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
  4. We cook to order on the day for your guests.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

How to prepare

  • Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
  • Give us a contact for the day
  • Plan where the queue will stand

How to get a price

Thinking about a fish and chip van for your Christmas party for your Christmas party in Milebush? Tell us what you have in mind and we’ll come back with a quote. Just use our quote form.

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Should I sort the food myself?

DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. A van fries it right there, so it is crisp.

Your questions about a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Milebush

How far is Milebush from London?

About 34 miles from central London, and well within our area.

Can the van go to venues in the High Weald National Landscape?

Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We will work to whatever the site needs.

Will the weather be a problem?

We cook inside the van, so the weather does not stop us. Keep the van close to the door.

Can the van come to our work Christmas do?

Yes. Tell us the date, site and numbers.

Do you cater Christmas fairs?

We do. Tell us the date and pitch.

Which areas do you serve?

We cover London and the South East, Kent included. Find your area.

How long does set-up take?

We arrive well before service to park and heat the fryers. Timings are agreed in advance.

How much does a fish and chip van for your Christmas party cost in Milebush?

We quote for each booking, based on your numbers and timings. Give us your date, numbers and serving time and we’ll reply with a price.

What a fish and chip van costs

Each booking is quoted on its own, and the price depends on a few things:

  • Numbers
  • Service time
  • How far we travel
  • Access and parking

Larger groups normally cost less per head, since the van and set-up are much the same for any size. Tell us your numbers for an accurate price.

What to tell us

The more we know about your Christmas party, the better we can plan. Please include:

  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • The venue or postcode
  • Dietary needs, with numbers
  • Where you’d like the van to go

Still finalising the details? That’s fine: tell us the basics about your Christmas party, and we will quote on that. To start, send us your details through our quote form.

Working with your venue

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we’ll talk you through the process. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can hold the date.

Looking after everyone

We take allergies seriously. Here’s how you can help:

  • Ask about your date in the autumn, or earlier
  • Keep the queue dry
  • Collect allergies in advance
  • Tell us about coeliac guests specifically

Keep the walk from the door to the van short, so nobody is out in the cold for long.

Paper hats and crackers on the tables add to the fun.

Festive bookings around Milebush

Milebush is about 6 miles south of Maidstone, in Kent. We serve Christmas parties at homes, halls, workplaces and venues in Milebush and the surrounding area. Milebush is one of 922 places in Kent where we bring the van. We serve events right across the region, from Milebush to Canterbury (about 26 miles away).

If a church like St Michael and All Angels Church is running a Christmas fair, a chip van is a welcome sight on a cold evening. Milebush is within about 7 miles of the High Weald National Landscape, where winter lanes can be dark and narrow, so tell us about the route.

We take the van to Christmas parties all over the TN12 postcode area and the streets around it. Your Christmas party could be at a house on Maidstone Road and Milebush Lane or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. If your venue is just outside Milebush, we also cover St Ann's Green (1 mile east), Underling Green (1 mile north-east), Wanshurst Green (1 mile south-east), Cross-at-Hand (2 miles east) and Marden Thorn (2 miles south). Within a short drive, we also cover Maidstone (6 miles north), Sittingbourne (15 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (15 miles north-west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (11 miles west), Tonbridge (10 miles west) and Kings Hill (7 miles north-west).

Nearby you’ll also find Sutton Valence Castle (4.2 miles north-east) and Oakwood Hospital (5.7 miles north).

Map of Milebush © OpenStreetMap contributors
  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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