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Christmas Party Fish and Chips for Moorhouse Bank events

Bring the chip shop to your Christmas party in Moorhouse Bank. The van arrives, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray.

  • Christmas lunches for shift teams
  • Staff Christmas parties
  • Festive gatherings after Christmas

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A chip van near Moorhouse Bank

What comes out of the fryer

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips covers anyone who does not want fish, and children love it.

Curry sauce

Some people will not eat chips without curry sauce and it’s on the menu.

About our Christmas party fish and chips in Moorhouse Bank

December dates book up early, so ask as soon as you know yours. We serve sausage and chips, pie and chips and curry sauce, and we are regularly asked to cater end-of-year customer events and new Year parties.

In Moorhouse Bank, festive bookings tend to be at workplaces and homes. Tell us about lighting and access. The fryers are in the van, so the cooking happens right there at your Christmas party, so the batter is still crisp when it’s handed over.

Location
Moorhouse Bank (TN16)
Region
Greater London
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quote
Quoted for your event
Last updated
24 October 2026
Fish and chips with peas and a mug of tea on a wooden table

Your questions about a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Moorhouse Bank

Which station is closest to Moorhouse Bank?

Hurst Green station, about 2.2 miles south-west of the centre.

Do you come to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?

Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We will follow the site rules.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Tell us about coeliac guests when you enquire, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible.

What if it’s raining or freezing?

Not for the cooking. Plan cover and lighting for the queue.

What does the van need?

A level, firm spot it can drive onto, close to where people will eat, and space for a queue. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.

Do you have allergen information?

Yes, we can tell you which allergens are in each item. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Send us any allergies in writing.

Can you park on the road outside?

That depends on local parking rules. A drive, car park or yard is generally easier; if it has to be the street, check with the council.

How much is fish and chip van hire?

We quote for each booking, based on your numbers and timings. Give us your date, numbers and serving time for a clear quote.

Diets, allergies and planning

Most events have a few guests with dietary needs. To look after them:

  • Plan lighting near the hatch
  • Ask about allergies on the party invitation
  • Keep the queue dry
  • Put allergy details in writing

Send people out in groups.

Crackers on the tables finish it off.

For planners, venues and organisers

If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can hold the date.

If you are organising for someone else, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we are happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It keeps things simple.

DIY versus a fish and chip van

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is usually simpler.

Frying for a crowd at home isn’t a good idea: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties do not mix. Leave the frying to a van built for it.

A fish and chip van or other catering?

Compared with a restaurant Christmas lunch, a van means no booking, no travel and no time off site. Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

What you get with us

  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
  • Classic food your guests already know
  • No surprises in your quote

See our pricing or what a fish and chip van costs.

Step by step

You’ll know we’re ready when the smell of frying drifts over, about the time the first guests wander across. After that, it’s a steady flow to the hatch. December in Moorhouse Bank means early darkness: sunset is about 3:55pm, so a lit, sheltered spot for the van is essential.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check the route in and send a price.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
  5. Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.

Before we arrive

  • Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
  • Have a level parking spot ready
  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue

How to get a price

Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, along with your serving time, and you will get a clear price. Just send us your details through our quote form.

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Planning the van’s spot

Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but a few things matter:

  • Confirmation that the van can park there
  • Somewhere close to where people will eat
  • Lighting nearby for evening events

As a London location, Moorhouse Bank is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: let us know about off-street space or permits.

Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly.

Popular choices

  • Curry sauce
  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Gravy
  • Cod and chips

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Christmas parties in Moorhouse Bank: local tips

Moorhouse Bank is about 6 miles west of Sevenoaks, in Greater London. Anywhere in TN16, we’ll come to your venue, home or workplace. Moorhouse Bank is one of 764 places in Greater London we cover. We serve events right across the region, from Moorhouse Bank to London (18 miles away).

Carol services and Christmas fairs at churches such as St Andrew's draw people who are glad of hot food afterwards. For colleagues travelling by train, Hurst Green station, about 2.2 miles south-west, is the nearest station. Moorhouse Bank is within about 8 miles of the Kent Downs National Landscape, where winter lanes can be dark and narrow, so tell us about the route.

We take the van to Christmas parties all over the TN16 postcode area. For Christmas parties just outside Moorhouse Bank, we cover The Chart (1 mile south-west), Goodley Stock (1 mile south-east), Westerham (1 mile north-east), Pains-Hill (1 mile south-west) and Titsey (2 miles north-west). Further out, we also take the van to Orpington (9 miles north), New Cross (15 miles north), Thornton Heath (12 miles north-west), Croydon (10 miles north-west), East Dulwich (15 miles north) and Streatham (14 miles north-west).

A little further out are Tandridge Priory (1 mile south-west). Within reach you will find Betsom's Hill and Dryhill Nature Reserve.

  • Nearby, you’ll find The Wolfe Public House (0.8 miles east)
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How we price a fish and chip van for your Christmas party

The same numbers can mean different prices, depending on:

  • Parking and the way in
  • The number of meals
  • Your choice of menu
  • Distance and any road charges

Got a budget? Let us know, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. Keeping the menu short is generally the best value.

What we need to know

We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what’s useful:

  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • Anything awkward about the way in
  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • Your date and serving time

To get a price, send us your details through our quote form. Give us the details of your Christmas party, and we’ll check the date and send a price.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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