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Christmas Party Fish and Chips in Newtimber

Bring the chip shop to your Christmas party in Newtimber. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so every portion goes out hot.

  • Boxing Day and New Year gatherings
  • Festive family gatherings
  • End-of-year customer events

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What happens on the day

Your timings come first. If things run late, we simply start frying a little later, so nothing is cooked before it’s needed. An afternoon Christmas party in Newtimber can start in daylight and finish in the dark, with sunset about 3:55pm, so put the van where there is good light.

  1. Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
  2. Show us where the van would go, and we’ll confirm it works.
  3. Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your guests.
  5. Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.

Preparing for the day

  • Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park

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The quickest way to a quote is to fill in our quote form. Give us the details of your Christmas party, and we’ll come back with availability and a quote.

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About our Christmas party fish and chips in Newtimber

The cooking is inside the van, so rain and cold don’t stop us. Typical bookings include christmas lunches for shift teams and new Year parties, serving curry sauce, gravy and pie and chips.

Near Newtimber, country lanes are dark in winter, so tell us about the route and lighting at the spot. We keep the menu short: a few classics done properly keeps the food fresh and the queue moving.

Battered fish and chips with a pot of curry sauce
Location
Newtimber (BN6)
Region
West Sussex
On the menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Sides
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Last updated
24 October 2026

Questions from Newtimber

Can the van go to venues in the South Downs National Park?

Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We will work to whatever the site needs.

How far is Newtimber from London?

Roughly 41 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.

Can you serve children?

Children are very welcome. Tell us how many children, and we’ll include them in the plan.

How far ahead should we book?

As early as you can, especially for summer weekends and December. Even at short notice, it’s worth asking.

What about guests who do not eat fish?

Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Let us know about any other dietary needs and we’ll be honest about what’s possible.

Do you do Christmas markets?

We do. Tell us the date and pitch.

Do you come to Newtimber?

We do. We serve events in Newtimber and across West Sussex. Send us your date to check availability.

What does the van need?

A level, firm spot it can drive onto, close to where people will eat, with room for a queue at the hatch. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.

A chip van compared with other options

Venue Christmas packages add up. A van can be better value. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, plus travel and access. Every booking gets its own quote.

Why Newtimber hosts choose us

  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • Quick service from the hatch
  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up

See our prices page and what a fish and chip van costs.

What affects the price in Newtimber

Each booking is quoted on its own, based on a few main things:

  • How many people are eating
  • Access and parking
  • The menu and how many choices
  • The length of service

Distance and any road charges make a difference, so it helps to give us the postcode.

Details that help

We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what to include:

  • The date and time of the event
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • The address or venue name

Send us the date, the address or BN6 postcode and rough numbers, plus when you’d like to eat, and you will get a clear price. Just use our quote form.

Planners, venues and businesses

Hosting at home? Send us a picture of the drive or the spot and the way in, and we’ll tell you honestly whether it works.

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.

Perfect for your Christmas party in Newtimber

It’s hot food on a cold day, served fast.

We can help if you’re planning any of the following:

  • End-of-year customer events
  • Christmas socials for clubs
  • New Year parties
  • Christmas family parties

Christmas fairs at a church such as The Parish Church of St John Evangelist can book the van as a hot-food stall.

What your quote should include

  • Whether VAT is included
  • How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
  • The cancellation terms
  • Whether there is a minimum

15 questions to ask before you book

Newtimber in December: what to know

Newtimber is about 5 miles south-west of Burgess Hill, in West Sussex. For Christmas parties in Newtimber, we plan around your venue and timings: a quote, a parking spot and fresh frying on the day. Newtimber is one of 371 places in West Sussex we cover. We serve events right across the region, from Newtimber to Brighton (about 6 miles away).

For colleagues travelling by train, Hassocks station, about 2.4 miles north-east, is the nearest station. Newtimber is within about 4 miles of the South Downs National Park, where winter lanes can be dark and narrow, so tell us about the route.

Here we cover the BN6 postcode area. Other places close to Newtimber we cover include Clayton (2 miles east), Hurstpierpoint (2 miles north), Hurst Wickham (2 miles north-east), Hassocks (2 miles north-east) and Keymer (3 miles north-east). Further out, we also take the van to Crawley (14 miles north), Horsham (12 miles north-west), Worthing (11 miles south-west), Haywards Heath (8 miles north-east), Burgess Hill (5 miles north-east) and Shoreham-by-Sea (6 miles south-west).

Nearby you’ll also find The Dene Hospital (4.2 miles north) and The Budding Foundation Museum of Gardening (2.1 miles north-east). Within reach you will find Woods Mill and Wolstonbury Hill.

Map of Newtimber © OpenStreetMap contributors

A closer look at the menu

Pie and chips

Pie and chips is hearty and filling, and it is a favourite in colder months.

Haddock and chips

Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. It is the traditional favourite in Scotland and much of the north.

DIY versus a fish and chip van

For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the Christmas party.

Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. We are happy to send a quote so you can compare.

Where the van can park in Newtimber

Every site is different, so we will ask about yours when you get in touch. Generally, we look for:

  • Lighting nearby for evening events
  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
  • A level, firm spot the van can drive onto

If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think before you book.

Popular choices

  • Pie and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Gravy

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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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