East Sussex · England
Christmas party fish and chips in Offham, East Sussex
Bring the chip shop to your Christmas party in Offham. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so every portion goes out hot.
- Office Christmas parties
- Christmas socials for clubs
- End-of-year customer events
A chip van near Offham
Christmas party fish and chips in Offham, fried fresh
Everything is fried inside the van, so rain and cold do not stop us. For christmas customer days and warehouse and depot Christmas lunches, we can cook sausage and chips, pie and chips and haddock and chips.
Near Offham, country lanes are dark in winter, so tell us about the route and lighting at the spot. Timings are planned around your Christmas party, so the food is ready when you want to eat.
- Where
- Offham (BN7)
- County
- East Sussex
- Menu
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- On the side
- Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
- Price
- Quoted for your event
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
Food your guests will love
Sausage and chips
Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who is not a fish fan, especially with curry sauce.
Pie and chips
Pie and chips gives people a filling alternative to fish, perfect with gravy.
Places near Offham
What else we do in Offham
What the van needs
Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but a few things matter:
- A clear area by the serving hatch
- A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
- A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly.
What we serve
- Curry sauce
- Sausage and chips
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Gravy
- Pie and chips
For planners, venues and organisers
For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can hold the date.
Wedding planners and venue coordinators are welcome to contact us directly, and we’ll keep everyone informed on the day.
A fish and chip van or other catering?
Compared with a restaurant Christmas lunch, a van brings the meal to the team. Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. We set everything out in your quote.
Why Offham hosts choose us
- The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
- A quote that spells everything out
- Something for guests to gather round
- No kitchen needed
Questions from Offham
Could you trade in Railway Land?
Only if the landowner, normally the council, allows it. Ask them first.
Is Offham too small for a chip van?
Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.
Do you fry it on site?
Yes, always. We fry to order in the van at your venue, and serve straight from the hatch.
What do you bring?
All the cooking happens in the van. Tell us about power, water and bins at the site.
Where do you take the van?
We cover London and the South East, including East Sussex. Find your area.
How soon do we need to book?
As early as you can, especially for summer weekends and December. Ask about your date even if it’s soon.
What if it’s raining or freezing?
We cook inside the van, so the weather does not stop us. Keep the van close to the door.
How quickly can you serve everyone?
A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. We’ll talk it through when we quote.
Can’t we just order from the chip shop?
Frying for a crowd at home isn’t a good idea: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties don’t mix. Leave the frying to a van built for it.
Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. We are happy to send a quote so you can compare.
Looking after everyone
We take allergies seriously. Help us by following these steps:
- Flag any coeliac guests
- Ask about your date in the autumn, or earlier
- Think about a gazebo or covered doorway
- Agree the spot with the venue
Park the van close to the door.
Crackers on the tables finish it off.
Who books Christmas party fish and chips in Offham?
Few things beat hot fish and chips in December, served fast.
We can help if you are planning any of the following:
- Christmas socials for clubs
- Festive open days
- Festive family gatherings
- Office Christmas parties
Carol services and Christmas fairs at churches such as Church of St Peter draw people who are glad of hot food afterwards.
Before booking anyone
- Payment terms and deposit
- What they can offer for dietary needs
- VAT, if it applies
- The service time, and the cost of running over
The process
The van turns up at the agreed time, parks where we agreed and the hatch goes up. When the fryers are up to heat, service starts at the time you asked for. Plan your Christmas party in Offham around the dark: the light goes at about 3:55pm, so choose a lit spot near the door for the van.
- First, tell us about your Christmas party.
- You get an availability check and a clear quote.
- We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
- We cook to order on the day for your guests.
- Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.
Getting ready for the day
- Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
- Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
- Tell us when you want to eat
Getting a price
Every quote is worked out for your event. Give us your date first, and we’ll check availability straight away.
Planning help
Christmas catering near Offham
Offham is about 1 mile north-west of Lewes, in East Sussex. People in Offham book us for all sorts of reasons, but it always starts the same way: somewhere to park, a time to serve and fresh frying. We serve all 289 towns and villages in East Sussex. You can also see our page for Brighton, about 7 miles away.
For anyone getting the train home after the party, the closest railway station is Cooksbridge station, roughly 0.9 miles north of the centre. If you’re organising a Christmas fair for a school like Wallands Community Primary School, hot fish and chips goes down well. Offham is within about 2 miles of the South Downs National Park; in winter, rural routes need a bit more planning.
Wherever your Christmas party is in BN7, we can fry fresh for your guests. We also bring the van to Christmas parties in Hamsey (1 mile north-east), Lewes (1 mile south-east), South Malling (1 mile south-east), Southover (2 miles south-east) and Cliffe (2 miles south-east). Further out, we also take the van to Eastbourne (15 miles south-east), Seaford (10 miles south-east), Hailsham (12 miles east), Crowborough (14 miles north-east), Uckfield (7 miles north-east) and Newhaven (7 miles south).
Nearby you will also find Lewes Castle (1.5 miles south-east) and Lewes Victoria Hospital (1.2 miles south). Within reach you’ll find Malling Down and Offham Hill.
- Local schools include Lewes Old Grammar School (1.5 miles south-east) and Priory School (1.9 miles south-east)
- Pubs nearby include The Blacksmiths Arms (under half a mile north)
- Parks and local facilities nearby include St John under the Castle Lewes (1.1 miles south-east)
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch