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Christmas Party Fish and Chips for Onslow Village events

Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Onslow Village and across Surrey.

  • Staff Christmas parties
  • Christmas fairs at schools
  • Festive gatherings after Christmas

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Your questions about a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Onslow Village

Is Onslow Village close to London?

About 29 miles from central London.

Do you come to venues in the Surrey Hills National Landscape?

Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We will follow the site rules.

What does the van need?

Less than you might think: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, that the van can reach easily. Send us a picture if you’re not sure.

When should we book?

As soon as you have a date. Peak dates go quickly, so it pays to ask early.

What about guests who do not eat fish?

We serve sausages and pies as well as fish. Tell us about other diets and we will be honest about what’s possible.

What if we only have street parking?

Only where it is legal to park, or with a council parking suspension or road closure. Check with your council first.

Can the van park on grass?

That depends on the weather and the ground. Let us know what the ground is like, and send a photo if you can.

Do we need to provide equipment?

All the cooking happens in the van. Tell us about power, water and bins at the site.

About our Christmas party fish and chips in Onslow Village

Christmas fairs and lights switch-ons suit a chip van too, serving hot food on a chilly evening. Typical bookings include christmas customer days and warehouse and depot Christmas lunches, serving haddock and chips, curry sauce and mushy peas.

At a festive party in Onslow Village, a chip van on the drive is a treat. We keep the menu short: fewer choices means fresher food and shorter queues.

A piece of battered fish, chips and curry sauce on a dark board
Area
Onslow Village (GU2, GU3)
County
Surrey
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
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Last updated
24 October 2026

Diets, allergies and planning

Nearly every event has some special diets. To look after them:

  • Book as early as possible for December
  • Confirm allergies by email
  • Choose a lit spot for the van
  • Have a back-up for special diets

A gazebo or covered doorway near the hatch helps on a wet night.

A hot drinks station run by your team pairs well with the van.

Space, access and the venue

The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We need:

  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
  • Somewhere close to where people will eat

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before you book.

From the hatch

  • Curry sauce
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Gravy

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How the day works

We work to your timings. If things run late, we simply start frying a little later, so nothing is cooked before it is needed. Plan your Christmas party in Onslow Village around the dark: sunset is about 3:55pm, so a lit, sheltered spot for the van is essential.

  1. You tell us the date, the venue or site, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat.
  2. You get an access check and a clear quote.
  3. We plan a lit, sheltered spot for the van and queue.
  4. On the day we set up and fry fresh at the agreed time.
  5. We clear our spot and head off.

Getting ready for the day

  • Choose a level, firm spot for the van
  • Let us know the serving time
  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue

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Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you actually need. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.

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Organising for someone else?

Planners and coordinators can contact us directly, and we’ll keep you updated on arrival and serving times.

For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can hold the date.

Christmas parties in Onslow Village: local tips

Onslow Village is about 2 miles south-west of Guildford, in Surrey. Whether your Christmas party is in the middle of Onslow Village or on the outskirts, we offer the same service: fresh frying, hot food from the hatch and a clear price. We serve 395 places across Surrey, from the larger towns to small villages.

Carol services and Christmas fairs at churches such as All Saints' Church draw people who are glad of hot food afterwards. For anyone getting the train home after the party, Guildford station is about 1 mile away. Onslow Village is within about 6 miles of the Surrey Hills National Landscape, where winter lanes can be dark and narrow, so tell us about the route.

Christmas parties anywhere in GU2 and GU3 start with a parking spot for the van. From Gill Avenue, Farnham Road and Orchard Road or a nearby road, we can park up and fry there. Onslow Village is on the A31, which makes the journey straightforward. Other places close to Onslow Village we cover include Littleton (1 mile south), Wood Street Village (2 miles north-west), Compton (2 miles south-west), Binscombe (2 miles south) and Fairlands (2 miles north). Further out, we also take the van to Woking (6 miles north), Camberley (9 miles north-west), Farnham (9 miles west), Egham (14 miles north), Walton-on-Thames (13 miles north-east) and Dorking (12 miles east).

Other landmarks nearby include Guildford Castle (1.3 miles east) and Guildford Cathedral Treasury (0.7 miles north-east). The countryside around Onslow Village includes Pewley Down and Lower Lake.

  • Schools near Onslow Village include Guildford County School (0.7 miles east) and Academy of Contemporary Music (1.1 miles east)
Map of Onslow Village © OpenStreetMap contributors

Who books Christmas party fish and chips in Onslow Village?

Christmas dinner fatigue is real, so fish and chips is a welcome change.

A fish and chip van suits almost any gathering. People in Onslow Village book the van for events such as:

  • Boxing Day and New Year gatherings
  • Office Christmas parties
  • Depot Christmas treats
  • Festive open days

Onslow Village is on or near the A31, so we can reach it easily in winter.

Before booking anyone

  • How allergens are handled
  • When final numbers are due
  • Whether VAT is included
  • What happens if the event is cancelled or moved

How to compare vans

Cannot we just order from the chip shop?

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is usually simpler.

DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

A closer look at the menu

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who is not a fish fan, especially with curry sauce.

Cod and chips

Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it is the favourite in much of the south. It’s battered and fried to order.

What affects the price in Onslow Village

We’ll give you a clear quote. The main things that affect it are:

  • How many people are eating
  • The minimum booking
  • How easy the site is to reach
  • Your choice of menu

There’s no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. We set everything out in your quote.

What to tell us

When you contact us, it helps to tell us:

  • A photo of the space and the way in
  • Your date and serving time
  • Where the event is
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes

A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. A picture of the spot helps too. When you’re ready, use our quote form.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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