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Christmas party fish and chips in Stonehill Green, Kent
Looking for a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Stonehill Green? The van comes to your venue, home or workplace and fry everything fresh on the spot.
- Christmas fairs and lights switch-ons
- Family Christmas get-togethers
- School and PTA Christmas fairs
Book the van in Stonehill Green
A fish and chip van or other catering?
Hog roasts are a Christmas favourite, but it’s pork only. A chip van gives a choice. If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest how to make it work. A short menu is frequently the best value.
Why book our van in Stonehill Green
- Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
- A menu almost everyone likes
- Served hot, straight from the hatch
- Something for guests to gather round
Take a look at how we price and our guide to van hire costs.
Christmas party fish and chips in Stonehill Green, fried fresh
December dates book up early, so it pays to ask early. Popular choices include sausage and chips, gravy and curry sauce, and we’re frequently booked for christmas socials for clubs and christmas markets and fairs.
In winter near Stonehill Green, we need firm ground and light, as fields are often soft. We plan the timings around your day, whether that’s a first dance, a lunch break or a service time.
Who books Christmas party fish and chips in Stonehill Green?
Rain or shine, the fryers keep going.
A fish and chip van suits almost any gathering. In Stonehill Green, people book us for events such as:
- Depot Christmas treats
- Family Christmas get-togethers
- Staff Christmas parties
- Christmas markets and fairs
Carol services and Christmas fairs at churches such as St Peter draw people who are glad of hot food afterwards.
What to look for in a quote
- How allergens are handled
- The deadline for final numbers
- The service time, and the cost of running over
- What happens if plans change
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How it works
Changes on the day are fine: we can start a little later or slow the pace. In December, it’s dark in Stonehill Green by about 3:55pm, so plan lighting for any party after mid-afternoon. Lunchtime is the brightest slot in December.
- Send us your date, numbers and address.
- We check access for the van and quote.
- We arrive in good time to set up.
- Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
- We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we’re done.
Before we arrive
- Get permission for the van from the venue
- Choose a level, firm spot for the van
- Let us know who to talk to on the day
How to get a price
Thinking about a fish and chip van for your Christmas party for your Christmas party in Stonehill Green? Tell us what you have in mind and we’ll come back with a quote. Just use our quote form.
Planning help
Before you choose a spot
A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We need:
- A route in without tight gates or low branches
- Light near the van and the queue for evening service
- Confirmation that the van can park there
If you are unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think before you book.
On the menu in Stonehill Green
- Pie and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Cod and chips
- Gravy
- Curry sauce
- Mushy peas
- Sausage and chips
What a fish and chip van costs
Here’s what makes the biggest difference to the price:
- How long we serve
- Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
- Whether a minimum applies
- Parking and the way in
The cost per head usually falls as numbers rise, since the van and set-up are much the same for any size. Tell us your numbers for an accurate price.
Getting an accurate quote
The more we know about your Christmas party, the better we can plan. Please include:
- Roughly how many people, including children
- Where you’d like the van to go
- The date and when you’d like to eat
- Any dietary needs and allergies
Send us the date, the address or DA2 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time, and we will reply with a quote. Just fill in our quote form.
Questions from Stonehill Green
Can the van park in Dartford Heath?
Only with permission from the park’s owner, typically the council. Check with them first.
What’s the nearest station to Stonehill Green?
Swanley station, about 1.4 miles south of the centre.
How fast is service?
That depends on numbers, menu and timing. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we’ll plan service around it.
When should we eat?
Food early on is typically wise, before the drinks really flow. For lunchtime, we will work to your break.
Who clears up?
The pitch is left as we found it. Bins for guests are worth planning.
Is grass a problem?
It depends on the ground. Let us know what the ground is like, and we will advise.
Do you have allergen information?
Let us know about allergies in advance, and we will tell you what’s in each item and what we can offer.
Do you cater Christmas fairs?
Yes, and hot food goes down well in December. Send us the details.
Planning a Christmas party in Stonehill Green
Stonehill Green is about 3 miles south-east of Sidcup, in Kent. Give us the address of your Christmas party in Stonehill Green, and we’ll plan the route and the parking spot. We cover 922 places across Kent. You can also see our page for London, about 13 miles away.
PTA Christmas fairs, for a school such as Hextable School, suit a chip van. If people are coming by rail, Swanley station, about 1.4 miles south, is the nearest station. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 6 miles of Stonehill Green; in winter, rural routes need a bit more planning.
For Christmas parties in DA2, we just need to know where the van can park and roughly how many guests. For Christmas parties just outside Stonehill Green, we cover Puddledock (1 mile north-east), Hextable (1 mile east), Joyden's Wood (1 mile north), Hockenden (1 mile south-west) and Upper Ruxley (1 mile west). Larger places within reach include Dartford (3 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (9 miles south), Gravesend (9 miles east), Northfleet (8 miles east), Kings Hill (14 miles south-east) and Swanscombe (6 miles north-east).
Well-known places in the area include Queen Mary's Hospital (2.8 miles west) and Eynsford Castle (3.6 miles south-east). Green spaces nearby include Summer Hill and The Warren.
- Schools near Stonehill Green include Hextable Primary School (0.7 miles east)
- Nearby, you’ll find The Ship pub (0.5 miles north-east)
The menu, dish by dish
Gravy
In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it is lovely with a pie.
Sausage and chips
For anyone who doesn’t fancy fish, there is sausage and chips, and it is a favourite with children.
Planning for dietary needs
Nearly every event has some special diets. To look after them:
- Let us know about coeliac disease
- Send round an allergy question
- Check the van can park on site
- Plan cover for the queue
Keep the walk from the door to the van short.
Fairy lights around the van make it part of the decorations.
Organising for someone else?
For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can hold the date.
Organising a club, school or community event in Stonehill Green? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Tell us about the event and we will take it from there.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch