East Sussex · England
Christmas Party Fish and Chips for Telham events
Bring the chip shop to your Christmas party in Telham. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray.
- Work Christmas parties
- School and PTA Christmas fairs
- Christmas family parties
Planning an event in Telham?
Questions from Telham
Can you serve near the sea around Telham?
Yes. The cooking is inside the van, so wind doesn’t affect it, but the queue will want shelter.
Do you come out to small places like Telham?
Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.
Will the weather be a problem?
We cook inside the van, so the weather does not stop us. Plan a short, lit route from the door to the hatch.
Do you cover Telham?
Yes, we do. We serve events in Telham and across East Sussex. Tell us your date and we will check availability.
What time is best for food?
At the time you choose. Plan lighting, as it is dark early.
How quickly can you serve everyone?
A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. Tell us your timings and we will advise.
Can the van park on the street?
Only where it’s legal to park, or with a council parking suspension or road closure. Ask your council early.
What do you bring?
The van comes fully equipped to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.
How our Christmas party fish and chips works in Telham
We plan winter events around the dark and the weather: a lit, sheltered spot, and a quick, organised service. Whether it’s lights switch-on events and end-of-year customer events, we’ll put together a menu of haddock and chips, cod and chips and pie and chips and more.
For a Christmas party near Telham, firm, lit ground near the house or hall is key, as fields are often soft. Every portion is cooked to order on the day, not cooked earlier and kept warm.
- Location
- Telham (TN33)
- County
- East Sussex
- Menu
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- Extras
- Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
- Price
- Ask us for a quote
- Last updated
- 24 October 2026
What the van needs
We’ll be honest if a spot will not work. The main points are:
- Somewhere close to where people will eat
- A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.
What we serve
- Haddock and chips
- Mushy peas
- Curry sauce
- Cod and chips
- Pie and chips
- Gravy
- Sausage and chips
What affects the price in Telham
Your quote will be clear. What affects it most:
- The number of meals
- The day of the week
- Cod, haddock or both
- Any minimum charge
The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, along with distance and access to the site. Every booking gets its own quote.
Details that help
When you get in touch, it helps to tell us:
- Dietary needs, with numbers
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
- Rough numbers for adults and children
- A photo of the parking spot
Each quote is put together for your Christmas party. Give us your date first, and we will confirm whether we are available that day.
Diets, allergies and planning
Nearly every event has some special diets. To look after them:
- December Fridays go first: book early
- Plan an alternative for anyone we cannot cater for
- Tell facilities or the venue about the van
- Let us know about coeliac disease
Afterwards, we pack up and leave you to the party.
Hot drinks alongside make it even better.
Who books Christmas party fish and chips in Telham?
It is hot food on a cold day.
Big or small, the van works the same way. Typical bookings include:
- Office Christmas parties
- Lights switch-on events
- New Year parties
- Depot Christmas treats
For anyone getting the train home after the party, the nearest station is Battle station, about 0.8 miles north-west.
What your quote should include
- When payment is due
- Any travel, parking or access charges
- Any minimum charge
- How many hours the van serves
For planners, venues and organisers
Having the party at home? Send us a picture of the drive or the spot and the way in, and we will tell you honestly whether it works.
If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. Ask the council or landowner early.
Nearby places to Telham
What else we do in Telham
Takeaway run or book a van?
DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.
For a small group, making your own food can work. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and you get to enjoy the day.
What comes out of the fryer
Mushy peas
Mushy peas are a must for plenty of fish and chip fans.
Gravy
Gravy brings a bit of warmth to the meal.
What happens on the day
On the day, we park up on the agreed spot, set up and heat the fryers. Then everything is fried to order, timed around your Christmas party. Sunset in Telham in late December is about 3:55pm, so even a late-afternoon Christmas party needs lighting by the van and the queue. Lunchtime is the brightest slot in December.
- Send us your December date, venue, numbers and serving time.
- You get an access check and a clear quote.
- We agree arrival, lighting and the serving spot with you or the venue.
- We cook to order and serve from the hatch on time.
- We pack up when service ends and leave the pitch tidy.
How to prepare
- Tell us when you want to eat
- Choose a level, firm spot for the van
- Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
Ask for a quote
Planning a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Telham? Tell us what you have in mind and we will come back with a quote. To contact us, send us your details through our quote form.
Planning help
Christmas parties in Telham: local tips
Telham is about 4 miles north-west of Hastings, in East Sussex. People in Telham book us for all sorts of reasons, but the plan is always the same: a level spot for the van, a time to eat and food fried to order. We serve all 289 towns and villages in East Sussex. We serve events right across the region, from Telham to Brighton (28 miles away).
Christmas fairs at a church such as Chapel of the Ascension can book the van as a hot-food stall. The A2100 make Telham easy to reach on a dark winter evening. The coast is within about 5 miles of Telham, and winter sea winds can be bitter.
Wherever your Christmas party is in TN33, we can bring the van to you. Whether your Christmas party is on Hastings Road, Starr's Green Lane and Starrs Mead or anywhere nearby, we’ll bring the van to you. You will find Telham on the A2100, which makes the journey straightforward. We also bring the van to Christmas parties in Kent Street (2 miles east), Sedlescombe (2 miles north-east), Whatlington (2 miles north), Westfield (3 miles east) and Swaile's Green (4 miles north). Larger places within reach include Eastbourne (13 miles south-west), Hastings (4 miles south-east), Bexhill-on-Sea (5 miles south-west), Hailsham (12 miles west), St Leonards (4 miles south-east) and Polegate (13 miles south-west).
Nearby you will also find Hastings Castle (4.8 miles south-east) and Nortons Farm Museum (1.3 miles north-east). Within reach you will find Senlac Hill and Church Wood and Robsack Wood.
- Local pubs include The Black Horse Public House (0.7 miles south-east)
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch