Windsor and Maidenhead · England
Christmas Party Fish and Chips in Touchen-end
Christmas party fish and chips in Touchen-end: fish and chips cooked fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch.
- Festive family gatherings
- Staff Christmas parties
- Depot Christmas treats
A chip van near Touchen-end
Christmas party fish and chips for your Christmas party in Touchen-end
The Christmas season is short and busy, so it pays to ask early. Typical bookings include lights switch-on events and warehouse and depot Christmas lunches, with sausage and chips, mushy peas and curry sauce.
For a Christmas party near Touchen-end, firm, lit ground near the house or hall is key, as fields are often soft. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.
- Where
- Touchen-end (SL6)
- Region
- Windsor and Maidenhead
- From the fryer
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- Sides
- Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
- Quotes
- Ask us for a quote
- Page updated
- 24 October 2026
The menu, dish by dish
Cod and chips
Cod has big, soft white flakes and a mild flavour, and it is the favourite in much of the south. We batter it and fry it to order, so it’s crisp when it reaches you.
Gravy
In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it goes perfectly with a pie.
Allergies and dietary needs
Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Here’s how:
- Let us know about coeliac disease
- Arrange something for anyone with needs we can’t meet
- Agree the spot with the venue
- Choose a lit spot for the van
Keep the walk from the door to the van short.
Hot drinks alongside make it even better.
Should I sort the food myself?
Frying for a crowd at home is not a good idea: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties do not mix. Leave the frying to a van built for it.
Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For a crowd, a van is usually simpler.
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What a fish and chip van costs
These are the factors that matter most:
- Your choice of menu
- Whether a minimum applies
- Service time
- The date and time of year
Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. We set everything out in your quote.
What we need to know
We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what’s useful:
- The spot you have in mind for the van
- Roughly how many people, including children
- A photo of the space and the way in
- The venue or postcode
The quickest way to a quote is to send us your details through our quote form. Give us the details of your Christmas party, and we will come back with availability and a quote.
A fish and chip van or other catering?
Hog roasts are a Christmas favourite, but it is one dish. A chip van gives a choice. The cost per head typically falls as numbers rise, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Tell us your numbers for an accurate price.
Why Touchen-end hosts choose us
- Fish and chips fried fresh on site
- A van that becomes part of the event
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
- Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
Questions from Touchen-end
Do you come out to small places like Touchen-end?
Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.
How far is Touchen-end from London?
About 27 miles from central London, and well within our area.
How much does a fish and chip van for your Christmas party cost in Touchen-end?
It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Send us the details for a quote.
Is there a non-fish option?
Yes: sausages and pies, with chips. Give us a rough idea of numbers.
Can the van come to our work Christmas do?
We do. Send us your date and site details as early as you can.
Is the fish gluten-free?
Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Tell us about coeliac guests when you enquire, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.
What if it’s raining or freezing?
The van copes fine. Plan cover and lighting for the queue.
What food do you serve?
Fish and chips, of course, plus sausage or pie and chips. Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy go on the side.
How it works
There’s very little for you to do on the day: show us the spot, tell us when to start, and enjoy your Christmas party. The frying and serving are down to us. At about 3:55pm in late December, it gets dark in Touchen-end, so put the van where there’s good light.
- First, the plan: what, where and what time.
- We come back with availability and a clear price.
- The van’s spot is fixed in advance.
- Batter, fish and chips all go into the fryer as people come up.
- We leave the spot as we found it.
How to prepare
- Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
- Confirm the van is allowed on site
- Give us a contact for the day
Getting a price
Planning a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Touchen-end? Tell us what you have in mind and we’ll reply with a clear price. Just fill in our quote form.
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Where the van can park in Touchen-end
The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We need:
- A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
- A spot near your guests
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before booking.
From the hatch
- Mushy peas
- Curry sauce
- Sausage and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
- Gravy
- Cod and chips
Working with your venue
Organising a club, school or community event in Touchen-end? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Tell us about the event and we’ll take it from there.
Hosting at home? Send a picture of where the van would park, and we will tell you honestly whether it works.
Christmas parties in Touchen-end: local tips
Touchen-end is about 3 miles south of Maidenhead, in Windsor and Maidenhead. From the centre of Touchen-end to the outskirts, we offer the same service: fresh frying, hot food from the hatch and a clear price. Touchen-end is one of 57 towns and villages in Windsor and Maidenhead where we bring the van. Our bookings stretch from Touchen-end to Reading (11 miles away).
PTA Christmas fairs, for a school such as Holyport College, suit a chip van.
This part of Windsor and Maidenhead takes in SL6, so your Christmas party can be anywhere in it. We also bring the van to Christmas parties in Stud Green (1 mile north), Moneyrow Green (1 mile north-east), Holyport (1 mile north-east), Paley Street (1 mile west) and Braywoodside (1 mile south-west). Larger places within reach include Maidenhead (3 miles north), Windsor (4 miles east), North Ascot (5 miles south), Cookham (5 miles north), Furze Platt (4 miles north) and Dedworth (3 miles east).
Other landmarks nearby include The Reitlinger Bequest Museum (2.9 miles north) and St Mark's Hospital (2.9 miles north). Green spaces nearby include Bray Pit and Weycock Hill.
- Local schools include Holyport CofE Primary School (1 mile north-east)
- Nearby, you’ll find Jolly Gardener pub (within half a mile east)
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch