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Christmas Party Fish and Chips for Town Row events

We bring a fish and chip van for your Christmas party to Town Row and nearby, frying fresh at your venue.

  • Festive gatherings after Christmas
  • End-of-year customer events
  • Christmas family parties

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Planners, venues and businesses

If you’re booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we will talk you through the process. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.

Christmas party fish and chips in Town Row, cooked to order

December dates book up early, so ask as soon as you know yours. On the menu are sausage and chips, haddock and chips and pie and chips, and we’re frequently booked for work Christmas parties and festive family gatherings.

In a small place like Town Row, December lanes are dark, so tell us about the route and lighting at the spot. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we will be straight with you about what we can do before you book.

Battered fish and chips with a pot of curry sauce
Where
Town Row (TN6)
Area hub
East Sussex
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quote
Quoted for your event
Last updated
24 October 2026

Step by step

The smell of the fryers does the inviting. Each piece of fish is battered and fried to order, with chips cooked in batches as the queue moves. Sunset in Town Row in late December is about 3:55pm, so even a late-afternoon Christmas party needs lighting by the van and the queue. Lunchtime is the brightest slot in December.

  1. Send us your December date, venue, numbers and serving time.
  2. We check access and lighting at the spot and send a price.
  3. We plan a lit, sheltered spot for the van and queue.
  4. We park up, heat the fryers and serve hot food on a cold day.
  5. We pack up when service ends and leave the pitch tidy.

Before we arrive

  • Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
  • Name one person we can call on the day

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Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you actually need. To ask for one, fill in our quote form.

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Events we cater in Town Row

It’s relaxed and fun.

In Town Row and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Some of the most common are:

  • Festive family gatherings
  • New Year parties
  • End-of-year customer events
  • Christmas lunches for shift teams

If a church like The Parish Church of St Denys is running a Christmas fair, a chip van is a welcome sight on a cold evening.

What your quote should include

  • The deposit and payment dates
  • How much space the van takes up
  • What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
  • A clear list of what’s included

15 questions to ask before booking

Festive bookings around Town Row

Town Row is about 3 miles east of Crowborough, in East Sussex. For Christmas parties in Town Row, the van can park on drives, in car parks and yards, and on firm lawns and fields. Town Row is one of 289 places in East Sussex where we bring the van. Our nearest city page is Brighton, about 22 miles away.

PTA Christmas fairs, for a school such as Rotherfield Primary School, suit a chip van. Train travellers will want to know that the nearest station is Crowborough station, about 2 miles west. The High Weald National Landscape is within about 3 miles of Town Row; in winter, rural routes need a bit more planning.

We cover Christmas parties in every part of the TN6 postcode area and the streets around it. Local streets include Station Road, Station Close and Spout Hill; a Christmas party on any of them works well with a drive or nearby car park. Neighbouring places where we serve Christmas parties include Rotherfield (1 mile south-west), High Cross (1 mile south), Argos Hill (1 mile south), Mark Cross (1 mile north-east) and Woolbridge (2 miles south). Further out, we also take the van to Hailsham (13 miles south), Crowborough (3 miles west), Uckfield (8 miles south-west), South Malling (15 miles south-west), Heathfield (6 miles south) and Upper Horsebridge (12 miles south).

Other landmarks nearby include Crowborough War Memorial Hospital (3.3 miles west). The countryside around Town Row includes Crowborough Country Park.

  • Schools near Town Row include St Joseph Seminary (0.7 miles north-east)
  • Pubs nearby include The King's Arms Public House (0.7 miles south-west)
Map of Town Row © OpenStreetMap contributors

A closer look at the menu

Mushy peas

Proper mushy peas start with dried marrowfat peas. They’re the side most people expect.

Haddock and chips

Some people swear by haddock: sweeter and a touch firmer than cod. Ask us about offering haddock alongside or instead of cod.

DIY versus a fish and chip van

DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.

Planning for dietary needs

A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Try these:

  • Put allergy details in writing
  • Plan an alternative for anyone we cannot cater for
  • Plan cover for the queue
  • Ask about allergies on the party invitation

For a work party, food early in the evening normally works best.

Hot drinks alongside make it even better.

Town Row questions

Is Town Row close to London?

About 34 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.

Do you come to venues in the High Weald National Landscape?

Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We will follow the site rules.

Does the batter contain gluten?

Not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Tell us about any coeliac guests and we will explain the options.

When do Christmas bookings fill up?

Very early. Fridays in December book up first.

Can the van park on grass?

Often, if the ground is firm and dry. Soft, wet ground can trap any vehicle, so plan a back-up spot.

Can the van come to our work Christmas do?

Yes, if there is a suitable spot for the van and the site allows it.

What if we only have street parking?

That depends on local parking rules. Off-road parking is generally simpler; if it has to be the street, check with the council.

Do we need to provide equipment?

The van comes fully equipped to cook. You provide a suitable spot and permission to park.

What affects the price in Town Row

These are the factors that matter most:

  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
  • The number of meals
  • Whether a minimum applies
  • How long we serve

Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so tell us exactly where your Christmas party is.

Getting an accurate quote

For a quote, it helps to have:

  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • The date and time of the event
  • The address or venue name

The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. Photos of the spot and the way in help. To send your details, use our quote form.

What the van needs

The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We look for:

  • Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
  • Room in front of the hatch for a queue

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly before you book.

On the menu in Town Row

  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips
  • Curry sauce

See the full menu

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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