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Christmas Party Fish and Chips for Tudeley Hale events

Something for almost everyone: fish and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Christmas party fish and chips in Tudeley Hale.

  • Club and society Christmas socials
  • Work Christmas parties
  • End-of-year customer events

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A chip van near Tudeley Hale

About the food

Curry sauce

Curry sauce divides opinion and it’s on the menu.

Gravy

Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it goes perfectly with a pie.

How our Christmas party fish and chips works in Tudeley Hale

Not every Christmas party needs a turkey dinner. Fish and chips from the van is warming, generous and a bit different. For christmas lunches for shift teams and staff Christmas parties, we’ll put together a menu of gravy, curry sauce and pie and chips and more.

Near Tudeley Hale, country lanes are dark in winter, so tell us about the route and lighting at the spot. Tell us about dietary needs and allergies when you enquire, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.

Where
Tudeley Hale (TN11)
County
Kent
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quote
Contact us for a quote
Last updated
24 October 2026
People walking through a festive street market under string lights

For event organisers in Tudeley Hale

Venues often have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll work through them with you.

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan service to match. Staggering groups helps a lot.

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

A hog roast is popular at Christmas, but it’s one dish. A van offers fish, sausages and pies. Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

Why us?

  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • All the chip-shop extras
  • We cover Tudeley Hale and the whole of Kent
  • A van that becomes part of the event

Read how we price or our guide to van hire costs.

Looking after everyone

A little planning helps everyone eat safely. A few tips:

  • December Fridays go first: book early
  • Agree the spot with the venue
  • Plan cover for the queue
  • Arrange something for anyone with needs we can’t meet

Plan cover for the queue.

Hot drinks alongside make it even better.

Tudeley Hale questions

What’s the nearest station to Tudeley Hale?

Tonbridge station, about 2.2 miles west of the centre.

Do you come out to small places like Tudeley Hale?

Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Let us know about access and parking.

Do we need to provide equipment?

We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.

Is the fish gluten-free?

Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Tell us about coeliac guests when you enquire, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible.

Do you have allergen information?

Let us know about allergies in advance, and we will tell you what’s in each item and what we can offer.

When should we book?

Early, particularly for summer Saturdays and Christmas party Fridays. Ask about your date even if it’s soon.

Is there a non-fish option?

There is: sausage and chips or pie and chips. Give us a rough idea of numbers.

Do you need power or water?

A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Mention any power or water available and we will confirm the rest.

Christmas parties in Tudeley Hale: local tips

Tudeley Hale is about 2 miles east of Tonbridge, in Kent. Tell us where your Christmas party in Tudeley Hale will be, and we’ll plan the route and the parking spot. We serve 922 places in Kent. Our nearest city page is London, about 28 miles away.

For colleagues travelling by train, Tonbridge station is about 2.2 miles away. A Christmas fair at Church of All Saints is just the kind of event a chip van suits.

For Christmas parties in TN11, we just need to know where the van can park. If your venue is just outside Tudeley Hale, we also cover Tudeley (1 mile south-west), Crockhurst Street (1 mile south), Capel (2 miles south-east), Five Oak Green (2 miles east) and Colt's Hill (2 miles south-east). Within a short drive, we also cover Maidstone (10 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (8 miles north-west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (4 miles south-west), Kings Hill (7 miles north-east), Foley Park (11 miles north-east) and Paddock Wood (3 miles east).

A little further out are The Milne Museum (2.1 miles west) and Tonbridge Castle (2 miles west). Within reach you will find Barden Lake and Tudeley Woods RSPB reserve.

  • Schools near Tudeley Hale include Hillview School for Girls (1.6 miles west)
  • Pubs nearby include The Poacher & Partridge pub (within half a mile south-east)
Map of Tudeley Hale © OpenStreetMap contributors

Space, access and the venue

We will agree the van’s spot with you before the day. A good spot ticks these boxes:

  • A route in without tight gates or low branches
  • Confirmation that the van can park there
  • Somewhere close to where people will eat

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly before booking.

From the hatch

  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips
  • Gravy
  • Pie and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Curry sauce

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How the day works

Your timings come first. If the day runs behind, we simply start frying a little later, so nothing is cooked before it’s needed. At about 3:55pm in late December, it gets dark in Tudeley Hale; light the path to the van.

  1. First, the plan: what, where and what time.
  2. You hear back on the date and the price.
  3. We agree exactly where the van parks, and how it gets in.
  4. On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
  5. We leave the spot as we found it.

Getting ready for the day

  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
  • Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
  • Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day

Getting a price

Not sure of numbers yet? That’s fine: give us a rough idea and the date, and we will quote on that. Start when you’re ready: send us your details through our quote form.

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Planning help

Perfect for your Christmas party in Tudeley Hale

It is relaxed and fun, and people talk about it.

We are booked for all kinds of occasions in Tudeley Hale and nearby. Popular bookings include:

  • Festive family gatherings
  • Warehouse and depot Christmas lunches
  • Staff Christmas parties
  • End-of-year customer events

If you’re organising a Christmas fair for a school like The Schools at Somerhill, hot fish and chips goes down well.

Questions to ask before you book

  • The deadline for final numbers
  • What the van needs: space, access, power
  • What happens if plans change
  • How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun

Our booking checklist

Cannot we just order from the chip shop?

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties don’t mix. A van is designed for exactly this.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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