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Christmas Party Fish and Chips for Twineham events
A menu everybody knows: fish and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Book a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Twineham.
- Christmas lunches for shift teams
- New Year parties
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Christmas party fish and chips for Twineham events
Christmas party fish and chips in Twineham, cooked to order
Fish and chips is food everyone enjoys, which makes it ideal for a big, mixed group. Typical bookings include christmas socials for clubs and office Christmas parties, serving curry sauce, pie and chips and mushy peas.
In a small place like Twineham, December lanes are dark, so tell us about the route and lighting at the spot. Every portion is cooked to order on the day, not cooked earlier and kept warm, and handed over as soon as it’s ready.
- Location
- Twineham (RH17)
- County
- West Sussex
- Menu
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- On the side
- Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
- Quote
- Contact us for a quote
- Last updated
- 24 October 2026
Prices and what affects them
There are no hidden charges: the quote reflects:
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- How many people are eating
- Access and parking
- Any minimum charge
Compared with a sit-down meal, a fish and chip van is frequently good value, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. We’ll send you a quote.
What we need to know
The more we know about your Christmas party, the better we can plan. Please include:
- Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
- Where the event is
- A photo of the space and the way in
- Any dietary needs and allergies
Most quotes start with a few simple details: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. To send them, fill in our quote form.
What happens on the day
We need time before service to bring the fryers up to heat, so we’re there in good time before you want to eat. An afternoon Christmas party in Twineham can start in daylight and finish in the dark, with sunset about 3:55pm; light the path to the van.
- You tell us the date, the venue or site, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat.
- We check access and lighting at the spot and send a price.
- Arrival time and a well-lit spot are agreed in advance.
- On the day we set up and fry fresh at the agreed time.
- We clear our spot and head off.
Getting ready for the day
- Name one person we can call on the day
- Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
- Share the timings for the day
Get a quote
Planning a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Twineham? Send us the details and we’ll come back with a quote. To get in touch, fill in our quote form.
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Twineham questions
How far is Twineham from London?
About 37 miles from central London.
Is Twineham too small for a chip van?
No, we come to small places too. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.
What food do you serve?
The classics: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.
Do you take everything away?
We pack up and leave the pitch tidy when service is finished. Let us know about bins for guests.
How far ahead should we book?
As early as you can, especially for summer weekends and December. Ask about your date even if it is soon.
How quickly can you serve everyone?
It depends on numbers, the menu and how people arrive. Give us your numbers and service window, and we will plan service around it.
How do you handle allergies?
Yes, we can tell you which allergens are in each item. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Send us any allergies in writing.
Can you cook in the rain?
Rain does not stop the fryers: the cooking is inside the van. Guests will appreciate cover near the hatch.
Organising for someone else?
Hosting at home? Send a picture of where the van would park, and we will let you know if the van will fit.
If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.
Planning the van’s spot
We’ll agree the van’s spot with you before the day. A good spot ticks these boxes:
- A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
- A route in without tight gates or low branches
- Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before you book.
On the menu in Twineham
- Pie and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Curry sauce
- Haddock and chips
- Gravy
- Cod and chips
- Mushy peas
Diets, allergies and planning
We take allergies seriously. Help us by following these steps:
- Send round an allergy question
- Confirm allergies by email
- Tell facilities or the venue about the van
- Flag any coeliac guests
Send people out in groups in the cold.
Hot drinks alongside make it even better.
Nearby places to Twineham
More for events in Twineham
Who books Christmas party fish and chips in Twineham?
It is relaxed and fun, and people talk about it.
We are booked for all kinds of occasions in Twineham and nearby. Some of the most common are:
- Christmas fairs at schools
- Festive gatherings after Christmas
- Staff Christmas parties
- Christmas family parties
A Christmas fair at The Parish Church of St Peter is just the kind of event a chip van suits.
Comparing caterers
- What they can offer for dietary needs
- Whether there is a minimum
- How much space the van takes up
- Any travel, parking or access charges
Takeaway run or book a van?
Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.
Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties do not mix. Leave the frying to a van built for it.
A fish and chip van or other catering?
Hog roasts are a Christmas favourite, but it is one dish. A van offers fish, sausages and pies. Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. We’ll tell you up front.
Why book with us
- No surprises in your quote
- Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
- Hot food handed straight over
- A van that becomes part of the event
Take a look at our pricing or what a fish and chip van costs.
Christmas parties in Twineham: local tips
Twineham is about 4 miles west of Burgess Hill, in West Sussex. Wherever your Christmas party is in the RH17 area, we will come to your venue, home or workplace. We take the van to 371 places in West Sussex. Our bookings stretch from Twineham to Brighton (10 miles away).
A winter fair at a school like Twineham CofE Primary School gets dark early, so hot food from a van is popular. Train travellers will want to know that the nearest station is Burgess Hill station, about 3.7 miles east. Twineham is within about 6 miles of the South Downs National Park, where winter lanes can be dark and narrow, so tell us about the route.
Anywhere in RH17, we can fry fresh for your guests, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Close by, we cover Christmas parties in Twineham Green (1 mile north), Wineham (1 mile west), Crosspost (2 miles north), High Cross (2 miles south) and Kent Street (2 miles north-west). We also serve nearby towns such as Crawley (10 miles north), Horsham (8 miles north-west), Worthing (13 miles south-west), Haywards Heath (6 miles north-east), Burgess Hill (4 miles east) and East Grinstead (14 miles north-east).
Well-known places in the area include The Dene Hospital (2 miles east) and Burgess Hill Museum (3.6 miles east). Within reach you’ll find Bedelands Farm Nature Reserve and Wolstonbury Hill.
- Local schools include St Paul's Catholic College (2.5 miles east)
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch