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Corporate fish and chip catering in Chalk, Kent

Something for almost everyone: fish and chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Corporate fish and chip catering in Chalk.

  • Retirement and leaving lunches
  • Charity and fundraising days at work
  • Open days

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Corporate fish and chip catering for Chalk events

Corporate fish and chip catering for your staff event in Chalk

Whether it’s a Friday treat or an end-of-quarter thank you, the van makes the day feel special. For staff appreciation days and retirement send-offs, we can cook haddock and chips, cod and chips and mushy peas for your guests.

For farms and rural sites near Chalk, a chip van brings a hot lunch to wherever the team is. Tell us about access. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer before you book.

Where
Chalk (DA12)
Area hub
Kent
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Last updated
24 October 2026
Battered fish and chips with a lemon wedge in a takeaway tray

Allergies and dietary needs

Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer. To get it right:

  • Send round an allergy question
  • Confirm allergies by email
  • Plan an alternative for anyone we cannot cater for
  • Agree the van’s spot with facilities

Bins and napkins by the van make it easy.

A few tables or benches outside make it a proper break.

Step by step

We do not cook ahead. Each portion is battered and fried as it is ordered, so it is as fresh as from any chip shop. Lunchtime bookings in Chalk are in daylight all year; winter evening events are dark by about 3:50pm, so evening events need a lit spot. Summer events have daylight until around 9:20pm.

  1. We start with a few details about your staff event.
  2. We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
  3. Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
  4. On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your staff.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

Getting ready for the day

  • Ensure the van can get in
  • Have a level parking spot ready
  • Give us a contact for the day

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Every booking is quoted individually, based on your numbers, timings and travel. To ask for one, fill in our quote form.

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Common questions in Chalk

Can the van park in Shorne Woods Country Park?

Only if the landowner, normally the council, allows it. Check with them first.

How far is Chalk from London?

About 22 miles from central London.

How long does set-up take?

We get there in good time to set up. We’ll agree arrival and serving times with you.

What food do you serve?

Proper fish and chips, plus sausage or pie and chips. Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy go on the side.

How soon do we need to book?

As soon as you have a date. Popular dates book up first, so get in touch early.

Do you take everything away?

The pitch is left as we found it. It helps to have bins near the hatch.

Can the van park on grass?

That depends on the weather and the ground. Tell us about it when you enquire, and we’ll advise.

Can the van come to Chalk?

Yes. We take the van across London and the South East, including Chalk and the rest of Kent. To check your date, fill in our quote form.

How we price a fish and chip van for your team

Every booking is priced individually, and the price depends on a few things:

  • Access and parking
  • The date and time of year
  • How far we travel
  • Cod, haddock or both

Dates make a difference: summer Saturdays and December Fridays are the busiest days of the year. Ask about your date early.

What we need to know

To speed things up, tell us:

  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
  • Your date and serving time
  • The venue or postcode
  • Where the van would park

Each quote is put together for your staff event. Give us your date first, and we will confirm whether we are available that day.

Occasions we serve in Chalk

People mix in the queue and talking.

If you’re planning any of these, we can help:

  • Shift teams at depots and warehouses
  • Retirement send-offs
  • Team away days
  • Staff appreciation days

Chalk sits roughly 22 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.

What to look for in a quote

  • VAT, if it applies
  • The van’s size and access needs
  • The deadline for final numbers
  • What they can offer for dietary needs

15 questions to ask before you book

Should I sort the food myself?

Some hosts try a takeaway order. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van cooks in front of your staff instead.

DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

Chalk for staff days and team lunches

Chalk is about 1 mile east of Gravesend, in Kent. From the centre of Chalk to the outskirts, we offer the same service: fish and chips fried to order, served hot and quoted clearly. Chalk is one of 922 places in Kent where we bring the van. You can also see our page for London, about 22 miles away.

Among the historic houses close to Chalk are Cobham College (2.8 miles south) and Temple Manor (4.4 miles south-east). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they typically set strict rules for vehicles. For colleagues arriving by train, the nearest station is Gravesend station, about 2 miles west.

Wherever your staff event is in DA12, we can bring the van to you. Your staff event could be at a house on Chalk Road, Castle Lane and Orlick Road or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. Other places close to Chalk we cover include Upper Ifield (1 mile south), Thong (1 mile south), Shorne (1 mile south-east), Shorne Ridgeway (2 miles south-east) and Higham (2 miles south-east). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (12 miles south-east), Sittingbourne (15 miles south-east), Dartford (8 miles west), Sevenoaks (14 miles south-west), Northfleet (3 miles west) and Swanley (10 miles west).

A little further out are Rochester Castle (4.8 miles south-east) and Gravesham Museum (1.9 miles north-west). Within reach you will find Gad's Hill and Rede Common.

  • Local schools include Westcourt Primary School (0.8 miles west) and St John's Catholic Comprehensive (1.1 miles west)
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Space, access and the venue

The van has to be able to get in and park safely, so a few things need checking. Here’s what we look for:

  • Light near the van and the queue for evening service
  • A short walk from the party
  • A route in without tight gates or low branches

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.

On the menu in Chalk

  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Staff lunches

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Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Compared with a sandwich platter, a chip van feels like a proper treat. Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

Why book our van in Chalk

  • Bookings across Kent, including Chalk
  • No surprises in your quote
  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • All the chip-shop extras

See how we price or the cost guide.

For planners, venues and organisers

Parks, greens and streets normally need permission for a catering van. Ask the council or landowner early.

If you’re planning an event on someone’s behalf, whether you’re a planner, a facilities manager or an organiser, we are happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It keeps things simple.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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