Medway · England
Corporate Fish and Chip Catering in Cliffe Woods
Treat your staff to fresh fish and chips at your staff event in Cliffe Woods. The van arrives, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray.
- Celebrating a big win
- Fish Friday treats
- Customer days
Book the van in Cliffe Woods
A closer look at the menu
Haddock and chips
Haddock has loyal fans: a firmer flake and a sweeter taste. Ask us about offering haddock alongside or instead of cod.
Curry sauce
Chip-shop curry sauce is a mild, slightly sweet British classic, great with chips and sausages.
Corporate fish and chip catering in Cliffe Woods, cooked to order
A Fish Friday treat, an end-of-project lunch or a summer team day, a chip van makes it feel like an occasion. Typical bookings include summer team days and a monthly Fish Friday, with mushy peas, sausage and chips and cod and chips.
For farms and rural sites near Cliffe Woods, we can bring a hot lunch to the yard. Tell us about access. We serve from the hatch, so it is hot and generous, and the queue keeps moving.
Space, access and the venue
We will agree the van’s spot with you before the day. A good spot ticks these boxes:
- A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
- Lighting nearby for evening events
- Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly before booking.
Popular choices
- Haddock and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
- Staff lunches
How we price a fish and chip van for your team
The price comes down to a few factors:
- Numbers
- The minimum booking
- How easy the site is to reach
- Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.
Details that help
Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:
- Where you’d like the van to go
- Expected numbers
- Your date and serving time
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you actually need. To ask for one, use our quote form.
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FAQs for Cliffe Woods
Which station is closest to Cliffe Woods?
Higham station, about 1.5 miles west of the centre.
Do you come out to small places like Cliffe Woods?
No, we come to small places too. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.
Which areas do you serve?
London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight, including Cliffe Woods.
Can you cook in the rain?
We carry on in the rain, because the cooking happens inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.
What can staff choose from?
The classics: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Our menu has the details.
Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?
Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Tell us about coeliac staff when you enquire, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer.
How quickly can you serve everyone?
That depends on numbers, menu and timing. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we will plan service around it.
Can you park in our car park or yard?
Frequently, with a level spot and the site’s agreement. We’ll agree the exact spot with you or facilities.
Why choose corporate fish and chip catering in Cliffe Woods?
There’s nothing to book but the van, so it’s simple to arrange.
In Cliffe Woods and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Some of the most common are:
- Friday lunch treats
- Charity and fundraising days at work
- Shift teams at depots and warehouses
- Team away days
For colleagues arriving by train, Higham station is about 1.5 miles away.
Comparing caterers
- The van’s size and access needs
- Allergen information for each item
- Exactly what’s included in the price
- Any minimum charge
Organising for someone else?
If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can plan ahead.
For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.
Looking after everyone
Dietary needs are easiest to plan with some notice. Our advice:
- Check with facilities where the van can park
- Give us break and shift times
- Flag any coeliac staff
- Check the site’s requirements for caterers
We get there ahead of the lunch break, so we’re ready when the first group comes out.
A few tables or benches outside make it a proper break.
Staff lunches in Cliffe Woods: access and travel
Cliffe Woods is about 3 miles north of Rochester, in Medway. People in Cliffe Woods book us for all sorts of reasons, but the plan is always the same: a level spot for the van, a time to eat and food fried to order. We cover all 68 towns and villages in Medway, from the larger towns to small villages. Our bookings stretch from Cliffe Woods to London (26 miles away).
Cliffe Woods is about 26 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard. Nearby historic houses include Temple Manor (3.1 miles south) and Restoration House (3.2 miles south). For a client event at a historic house, ask early about rules for catering vans.
We cover staff events in every part of ME3 and the streets around it. Local streets include Cardens Road, View Road and Brewer Road; a staff event on any of them works well with a drive or nearby car park. Neighbouring places where we serve staff events include Mockbeggar (1 mile south-west), Church Street (1 mile west), Lower Higham (2 miles west), Cliffe (2 miles north) and Higham (2 miles south-west). We also serve nearby towns such as Gillingham (5 miles south-east), Chatham (5 miles south), Rochester (3 miles south), Rainham (7 miles south-east), Strood (3 miles south) and Luton (5 miles south).
Other landmarks nearby include French Hospital (3.1 miles south) and City of Rochester-upon-Medway (2.8 miles south). The countryside around Cliffe Woods includes Gad's Hill and Rede Common.
- Schools near Cliffe Woods include The Hundred of Hoo Academy (2.3 miles east)
How the day works
We need time before service to bring the fryers up to heat, so we always arrive well ahead of your serving time. A lunch-break van visit in Cliffe Woods is always in daylight, but evening events need lights from about 3:50pm in December or 7:00pm in late September.
- Get in touch with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
- Show us where the van would go, and we’ll confirm it works.
- A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
- We park, open the hatch and start frying for your staff.
- Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.
Getting ready for the day
- Have a level parking spot ready
- Plan where the queue will stand
- Make sure the van can get in
Ask for a quote
We only need a few details to quote: date, address, numbers and serving time. You can use our quote form.
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Takeaway run or book a van?
A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the staff event.
Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van cooks in front of your staff instead.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch