Kent · England
Corporate Fish and Chip Catering for Five Oak Green events
Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van for your team in Five Oak Green and across Kent.
- Friday lunch treats
- Team away days
- Celebrating a big win
Planning an event in Five Oak Green?
DIY versus a fish and chip van
Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.
Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.
About our corporate fish and chip catering in Five Oak Green
Whether it’s a Friday treat or an end-of-quarter thank you, the van makes the day feel special. On the menu are haddock and chips, mushy peas and sausage and chips, and we’re regularly asked to cater thank-you lunches for the team and fish Friday treats.
Rural businesses around Five Oak Green can be a long way from anywhere to buy lunch, which makes a chip van a real treat. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.
Planners, venues and businesses
If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can plan ahead.
For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan service to match. Staggering groups helps a lot.
Business events near Five Oak Green
Five Oak Green is about 3 miles east of Tonbridge, in Kent. Tell us where your staff event in Five Oak Green will be, and we’ll plan access and set-up before the day. We take the van to all 922 towns and villages across Kent. Our bookings stretch from Five Oak Green to London (29 miles away).
Five Oak Green sits roughly 29 miles from central London, well within our area.
Anywhere in TN12, we can fry fresh for your staff. From Oak Road, Nortons Way and Ellis Close or a nearby road, we’ll bring the van to you. Close by, we cover staff events in Capel (1 mile south-west), Colt's Hill (1 mile south), Whetsted (1 mile north-east), Crockhurst Street (1 mile west) and Tudeley Hale (2 miles west). Further out, we also take the van to Maidstone (9 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (10 miles north-west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (5 miles south-west), Tonbridge (3 miles west), Kings Hill (7 miles north) and Foley Park (10 miles north-east).
Other landmarks nearby include The Hop Farm Museum (2 miles north-east) and Tonbridge Castle (3.6 miles west). Within reach you will find Tudeley Woods RSPB reserve and Barden Lake.
- Local schools include Mascalls School (1.8 miles south-east)
- Local pubs include Queens Head pub (under half a mile east)
Diets, allergies and planning
Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Try these:
- Plan an alternative for anyone we cannot cater for
- Check with facilities where the van can park
- Tell us exactly when each group can eat
- Send allergies to us in writing
A quick message to staff when the van opens helps, and stagger departments if you can.
Make it a regular thing: monthly or quarterly.
How it works
We work to your timings. If things run late, we simply start frying a little later, so the food is still fresh when it’s served. Summer events after work in Five Oak Green have light until about 9:15pm; in late May, sunset is around 8:50pm.
- We start with a few details about your staff event.
- We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
- Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
- On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your staff.
- Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.
Before we arrive
- Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
- Let us know the serving time
- Let us know who to talk to on the day
Ask for a quote
We only need a few details to quote: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, fill in our quote form.
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Questions from Five Oak Green
Is Five Oak Green close to London?
Roughly 29 miles from the centre of London.
Do you come out to small places like Five Oak Green?
No, we come to small places too. Let us know about access and parking.
Can the van park on the street?
Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Ask your council early.
Do you bring everything you need?
We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.
What happens if it rains?
We carry on in the rain, because the cooking happens inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.
Can the van come to Five Oak Green?
We do. Five Oak Green is one of the places we cover. Send us your date to check availability.
How long are you on site?
We get there in good time to set up. Timings are agreed in advance so food is ready when you want it.
Who clears up?
We clear the van’s area after service. Let us know about bins for staff.
Nearby places to Five Oak Green
Other occasions in Five Oak Green
What the van needs
No two venues are the same, so we ask about the spot and the way in before we confirm. In general, we need:
- Room in front of the hatch for a queue
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
- A route in without tight gates or low branches
Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly.
From the hatch
- Staff lunches
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
- Sausage and chips
About the food
Gravy
In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it goes perfectly with a pie.
Curry sauce
The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, perfect with chips or a sausage.
How we price a fish and chip van for your team
There are no hidden charges: the quote reflects:
- The menu and how many choices
- How many people are eating
- Access and parking
- Travel, tolls and road charges
Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so it helps to give us the postcode.
Details that help
These details help us quote quickly:
- Where the van would park
- Allergies and diets you know about
- Anything awkward about the way in
- Rough numbers for adults and children
Thinking about a fish and chip van for your team for your staff event in Five Oak Green? Send us the details and we will come back with a quote. Just send us your details through our quote form.
Who books corporate fish and chip catering in Five Oak Green?
It gets people out of their usual groups and talking.
Whatever brings people together, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We regularly serve:
- Thank-you lunches for the team
- Retirement and leaving lunches
- Summer team days
- Celebrating a big win
For colleagues arriving by train, Paddock Wood station is about 1.6 miles away.
Questions to ask before you book
- How many hours the van serves
- How much space the van takes up
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- VAT, if it applies
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch
