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Corporate fish and chip catering in Goose Green, Kent

Something for almost everyone: fish and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Corporate fish and chip catering in Goose Green.

  • Team away days
  • Lunch for site crews
  • Retirement and leaving lunches

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Planning an event in Goose Green?

Corporate fish and chip catering in Goose Green, cooked to order

Food is fried to order, so the last person served gets food as hot as the first. We are frequently asked to cater project milestones and a monthly Fish Friday, serving cod and chips, pie and chips and sausage and chips.

Rural businesses around Goose Green can be a long way from anywhere to buy lunch, which makes a chip van a real treat. We cook inside the van, right where your staff are, and the food reaches them hot and crisp.

Area
Goose Green (TN11)
Area hub
Kent
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Price
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Updated
24 October 2026
A hand holding a plate with two pieces of golden fried fish

Cannot we just order from the chip shop?

You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is usually the easier option.

How it works

You will know we are ready when the smell of frying drifts over. From then on, people come up as they’re ready. For an end-of-day event in Goose Green, summer gives you light until about 9:20pm; in late May, sunset is around 8:50pm.

  1. First, the plan: what, where and what time.
  2. You hear back on the date and the price.
  3. We agree exactly where the van parks, and how it gets in.
  4. On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
  5. The pitch is left tidy when we go.

Before we arrive

  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
  • Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day

How to get a price

It’s easy to get a price: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We’ll come back with a clear quote.

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Planning help

Events we cater in Goose Green

Hot food in the car park, rain or shine, because the cooking is inside the van.

Here are some of the occasions we serve around Goose Green:

  • Workplace fundraising days
  • Lunch for site crews
  • Fish Friday treats
  • Open days and customer events

For staff and visitors coming by train, Yalding station, about 2.5 miles east, is the nearest station.

What your quote should include

  • The cancellation terms
  • Any travel, parking or access charges
  • VAT, if it applies
  • The service time, and the cost of running over

Choosing a fish and chip van

Prices and what affects them

Here’s what makes the biggest difference to the price:

  • Your choice of menu
  • Access and parking
  • Any minimum charge
  • How many people are eating

Distance and any road charges make a difference, so tell us exactly where your staff event is.

What we need to know

Good planning starts with a few facts. Please include:

  • A picture of the parking spot
  • Where the van would park
  • The date and time of the event
  • Dietary needs, with numbers

The quickest way to a quote is to fill in our quote form. Give us the details of your staff event, and we will check the date and send a price.

Business events near Goose Green

Goose Green is about 4 miles north-east of Tonbridge, in Kent. Bookings in Goose Green come in all shapes and sizes, but the plan is always the same: somewhere to park, a time to serve and fresh frying. We take the van to 922 places across Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. Our bookings stretch from Goose Green to London (27 miles away).

Historic houses near Goose Green include Old Soar Manor (2.5 miles north-west) and Ightham Mote (4.1 miles north-west). Historic venues suit client days, but check their vehicle rules before planning a van. Goose Green sits roughly 27 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.

We serve staff events across the TN11 postcode area. Other places close to Goose Green we cover include Hadlow (1 mile south-west), West Peckham (1 mile north), Peckham Bush (1 mile south-east), Swanton (2 miles north) and Golden Green (2 miles south). Within a short drive, we also cover Maidstone (8 miles east), Sevenoaks (8 miles north-west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (8 miles south-west), Gravesend (14 miles north), Tonbridge (4 miles south-west) and Northfleet (14 miles north).

Well-known places in the area include Tonbridge Castle (4.4 miles south-west) and Tonbridge Cottage Hospital (5.3 miles south-west).

  • Nearby schools include Hadlow College (1.3 miles south-west) and Hadlow Rural Community School (1.4 miles south-west)
  • Nearby, you will find The Harrow pub (0.6 miles south-west)
Map of Goose Green © OpenStreetMap contributors

Goose Green questions

Which station is closest to Goose Green?

Yalding station, about 2.5 miles east of the centre.

Is Goose Green close to London?

Roughly 27 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

Who clears up?

We clear the van’s area after service. Let us know about bins for staff.

What’s on the menu?

Fish and chips, of course, with sausages and pies for anyone who doesn’t want fish. The sides are mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy.

Is there a non-fish option?

Yes: sausages and pies, with chips. Give us a rough idea of numbers.

How long will the queue be?

That depends on numbers, menu and timing. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we’ll plan service around it.

How soon do we need to book?

As early as you can, especially for summer weekends and December. Even at short notice, it is worth asking.

What does it cost to hire the van?

The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Tell us about your staff event and we’ll send a quote.

About the food

Pie and chips

Pie and chips gives people a filling alternative to fish, perfect with gravy.

Mushy peas

Mushy peas are a must for plenty of fish and chip fans, and they’re on the menu.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Goose Green?

Taking the team out for a meal means booking, travel and time away from site. The van brings lunch to the team. Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. We set everything out in your quote.

Why book our van in Goose Green

  • The queue at the hatch gets people talking
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • Hot food handed straight over

Read our prices page or the cost guide.

Space, access and the venue

A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, so a few things need checking. Here’s what we look for:

  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
  • Confirmation that the van can park there
  • A spot near your staff

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before you book.

What we serve

  • Staff lunches
  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Cod and chips

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Organising for someone else?

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.

If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can plan ahead.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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