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Corporate fish and chip catering in Lordswood, Medway

Something for almost everyone: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Book a fish and chip van for your team in Lordswood.

  • Warehouse, depot and site teams
  • Customer days
  • A monthly Fish Friday

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Corporate fish and chip catering for Lordswood events

Planning a team lunch in Lordswood

Lordswood is about 2 miles south of Chatham, in Medway. For a staff event in Lordswood, we can park on a drive, a car park, a yard or firm, dry grass in and around Lordswood. We take the van to 68 places in Medway, from the larger towns to small villages. Our nearest city page is Canterbury, about 24 miles away.

Nearby historic houses include Restoration House (3.9 miles north-west) and Starkey Castle (4.1 miles north-west). Historic venues suit client days, but check their vehicle rules before planning a van. Lordswood is about 30 miles from central London, well within our area. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 7 miles, which suits team days in the countryside.

Wherever your staff event is in ME5 and ME7, we can fry fresh for your staff, from busy streets to quiet lanes. That could mean a staff event at a home on Hall Road, Rover Road and Gould Road, wherever the van can park. For staff events just outside Lordswood, we cover Lidsing (1 mile south-east), Walderslade (1 mile west), Dunn Street (1 mile south-east), Bredhurst (1 mile east) and Hempstead (2 miles north-east). Within a short drive, we also cover Gillingham (3 miles north-east), Rochester (4 miles north-west), Rainham (3 miles north-east), Strood (5 miles north-west), Twydall (3 miles north-east) and Hoo St Werburgh (6 miles north). As one of the bigger places in Medway, Lordswood has lots of places where the van can park.

A little further out are Pentagon Shopping Centre (3.4 miles north) and Medway Maritime Hospital (3 miles north). The countryside around Lordswood includes Burham Down and Boxley Hills.

  • Local schools include Greenacre Academy (1.3 miles north-west) and Walderslade Girls' School (1.4 miles north-west)
  • Pubs nearby include The Harrow pub (0.9 miles east)
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Corporate fish and chip catering for your staff event in Lordswood

A Fish Friday treat, an end-of-project lunch or a summer team day, the van makes the day feel special. Typical bookings include leaving dos and warehouse, depot and site teams, serving pie and chips, cod and chips and mushy peas.

Work events near Lordswood might be at a farm business, a workshop or an industrial unit. The van works at any of them. Everything is fried fresh at your staff event, never cooked in advance and left in a hot cabinet, and handed over as soon as it’s ready.

Where
Lordswood (ME5, ME7)
Region
Medway
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Price
Contact us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026
A long piece of battered fish with chips on a dark plate

Why choose a fish and chip van in Lordswood?

With a barbecue, somebody ends up at the grill. With a van, nobody from the team has to cook. If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we’ll suggest a menu and timing to match. Keeping the menu short is generally the best value.

Why Lordswood hosts choose us

  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
  • A clear quote before booking
  • We cover Lordswood and the whole of Medway

See our prices page and what a fish and chip van costs.

Perfect for your staff event in Lordswood

It is hot food on site, whatever the weather.

Whatever brings people together, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We are often booked for:

  • Warehouse, depot and site teams
  • Retirement send-offs
  • Thank-you lunches for the team
  • Charity and fundraising days at work

For staff and visitors coming by train, the nearest station is Chatham station, about 3.2 miles north.

Questions to ask before you book

  • If the price includes VAT
  • What the price includes, item by item
  • Whether travel is included
  • What happens if the event is cancelled or moved

Choosing a fish and chip van

Lordswood questions

What’s the nearest station to Lordswood?

Chatham station, about 3.2 miles north of the centre.

Can the van go to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?

Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We will follow the site rules.

Is everything cooked fresh?

Yes, always. We fry to order in the van at your venue, then handed over hot from the hatch.

Can the van come to Lordswood?

We do. We serve events in Lordswood and across Medway. Send us your date to check availability.

Do you bring everything you need?

The van comes fully equipped to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.

Is the fish gluten-free?

Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Let us know about coeliac staff in advance, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible.

Can you invoice the company?

We’ll talk you through booking and payment.

Can you go on a lawn or field?

Typically, if it is firm and dry. Soft, wet ground can trap any vehicle, so plan a back-up spot.

What happens on the day

Your timings come first. If things run late, we simply start frying a little later, so nothing is cooked before it’s needed. A lunch-break van visit in Lordswood is always in daylight, but later events need lighting: it is dark by about 3:50pm in December.

  1. Get in touch with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
  2. A photo of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
  3. A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your staff.
  5. Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.

Getting ready for the day

  • Give us your final numbers and allergies
  • Choose a level, firm spot for the van
  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park

How to get a price

To get a price, send us your details through our quote form. Give us the details of your staff event, and we’ll come back with availability and a quote.

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Planning help

Organising for someone else?

If you’re organising for someone else, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we’ll work directly with you and the venue. It saves passing messages back and forth.

If you’re booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we will explain how it works. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

Looking after everyone

Most events have a few staff with dietary needs. To plan for them:

  • Let us know about coeliac disease
  • Send allergies to us in writing
  • Arrange something for anyone with needs we cannot meet
  • Agree the van’s spot with facilities

Plan the queue away from vehicle routes in the car park or yard.

Somewhere to sit outside helps.

How we price a fish and chip van for your team

There is nothing hidden: the price is based on:

  • Distance and any road charges
  • Parking and the way in
  • Service time
  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays

There is no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. We set everything out in your quote.

What we need to know

The more we know about your staff event, the better we can plan. Try to include:

  • A photo of the parking spot
  • Dietary needs, with numbers
  • The address or venue name
  • The date and time of the event

Every booking is quoted individually, based on your numbers, timings and travel. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.

What comes out of the fryer

Cod and chips

Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Fried to order in the van, it is hot, crisp and generous.

Sausage and chips

For anyone who does not fancy fish, there is sausage and chips, and children love it.

Planning the van’s spot

Before the day, we will agree where the van parks. A good spot ticks these boxes:

  • A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
  • A route in without tight gates or low branches
  • The site’s agreement to a catering van

If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before booking.

Popular choices

  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Staff lunches

View our menu

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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