Kent · England
Corporate fish and chip catering in Slutshole, Kent
Something for almost everyone: fish and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Corporate fish and chip catering in Slutshole.
- Lunch for site crews
- Retirement send-offs
- Customer days
Book the van in Slutshole
Slutshole questions
Can you serve near the sea around Slutshole?
Yes. The cooking is inside the van, so wind does not affect it, but the queue will want shelter.
Is Slutshole close to London?
Roughly 47 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.
Can you serve each shift?
Give us the break times and we’ll serve in waves.
Can you invoice the company?
We’ll talk you through booking and payment.
Can you park in our car park or yard?
That is up to your site, but car parks and yards normally work well.
What does it cost to hire the van?
Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you need. Tell us your date and rough numbers and we will reply with a price.
How far ahead should we book?
Early, particularly for summer Saturdays and Christmas party Fridays. Ask about your date even if it’s soon.
Which areas do you serve?
London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.
How our corporate fish and chip catering works in Slutshole
We work with your facilities team on access and parking, and we will go through what your site needs from us. For charity and fundraising days at work and celebrating a big win, we can cook sausage and chips, haddock and chips and cod and chips and more.
For farms and rural sites near Slutshole, a chip van brings a hot lunch to wherever the team is. Tell us about access. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.
How it works
Here’s how the day normally runs: the van arrives and we set up, the oil comes up to temperature, and we serve hot from the hatch when you’re ready to eat. After-work summer events in Slutshole have daylight until about 9:15pm in late June and 7:00pm in late September; for winter events, dark by about 3:50pm, we need lighting.
- We start with a few details about your staff event.
- We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
- We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
- On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your staff.
- Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.
How to prepare
- Tell us when you want to eat
- Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
- Give us a contact for the day
Ask for a quote
To get a price, send us your details through our quote form. Tell us about your staff event in Slutshole, and we will check the date and send a price.
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Space, access and the venue
Before the day, we’ll agree where the van parks. A good spot ticks these boxes:
- Room in front of the hatch for a queue
- Lighting nearby for evening events
- Access wide and high enough for the van
If you are unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think.
What we serve
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
- Staff lunches
- Pie and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Haddock and chips
Slutshole for staff days and team lunches
Slutshole is about 3 miles east of Faversham, in Kent. Bookings in Slutshole come in all shapes and sizes, but the plan is always the same: somewhere to park, a time to serve and fresh frying. We take the van to all 922 towns and villages in Kent. Our nearest city page is Canterbury, about 6 miles away.
Teams travelling in by rail can use the station: the nearest station is Selling station, about 2.1 miles south. The coast is within about 5 miles, so a chip van lunch feels like a day at the seaside.
Here we cover the ME13 postcode area. If your venue is just outside Slutshole, we also cover Hernhill (1 mile north-east), Staplestreet (1 mile south-west), Dargate (1 mile north-east), Goodnestone (1 mile north-west) and Culmers (1 mile north-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Ashford (12 miles south), Canterbury (6 miles east), Sittingbourne (10 miles west), Whitstable (5 miles north-east), Faversham (3 miles west) and Herne Bay (9 miles north-east).
Nearby you’ll also find Tower keep castle at Chilham (4.3 miles south) and Eastbridge Hospital of St Thomas the Martyr (5.5 miles east). The countryside around Slutshole includes Blean Woods RSPB Reserve.
- Nearby, you will find Red Lion pub (within half a mile north-east)
Allergies and dietary needs
We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible. To get it right:
- Check with facilities where the van can park
- Tell us exactly when each group can eat
- Have a back-up for special diets
- Tell us about coeliac staff specifically
Bins and napkins by the van make it easy.
Cover near the van keeps the queue dry.
About the food
Gravy
Gravy brings a bit of warmth to the meal, especially in winter.
Cod and chips
Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it is what most people in the south ask for. It’s battered and fried to order, so it’s crisp when it reaches you.
How we price a fish and chip van for your team
The price comes down to a few factors:
- The date and time of year
- Parking and the way in
- Your choice of menu
- The length of service
When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. We set ours out clearly.
Getting an accurate quote
A few details help us give you an accurate quote. Here’s what’s useful:
- Anything awkward about the way in
- A picture of the space and the way in
- Any dietary needs and allergies
- Rough numbers for adults and children
Planning a fish and chip van for your team in Slutshole? Send us the details and we’ll reply with a clear price. Just fill in our quote form.
Takeaway run or book a van?
Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. We’re happy to send a quote so you can compare.
Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van solves that by cooking on site.
Planners, venues and businesses
Organising a club, school or community event in Slutshole? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Give us the details and we will suggest how it could work.
Many venues set rules for catering vans: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we’ll work through them with you.
Perfect for your staff event in Slutshole
It suits shift teams, because service can be planned in waves.
Almost any gathering works with a fish and chip van. In Slutshole, people book us for events such as:
- Project milestones
- A monthly Fish Friday
- Lunch for site crews
- Workplace fundraising days
Slutshole sits roughly 47 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.
Comparing caterers
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- Any minimum charge
- What the van needs: space, access, power
- How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
Nearby places to Slutshole
More for events in Slutshole
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch