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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering in Speed Gate

Something for almost everyone: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Corporate fish and chip catering in Speed Gate.

  • End-of-project celebrations
  • Fish Friday treats
  • Retirement send-offs

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Fresh fish and chips in Speed Gate

Events we cater in Speed Gate

It works across shifts, with service timed to each break.

The van suits big events and small ones. Typical bookings include:

  • Shift teams at depots and warehouses
  • Team away days
  • Celebrating a big win
  • Workplace fundraising days

Nearby historic houses include Lullingstone Castle (3.2 miles west). For a client event at a historic house, ask early about rules for catering vans.

What your quote should include

  • A clear list of what’s included
  • Allergen information for each item
  • The deadline for final numbers
  • What the van needs: space, access, power

Choosing a fish and chip van

Corporate fish and chip catering in Speed Gate, cooked to order

A short menu keeps the queue moving through a lunch break: fish, sausages, pies and chips, with the classic sides. Whether it is customer days and staff appreciation days, we can cook cod and chips, sausage and chips and mushy peas.

For farms and rural sites near Speed Gate, a chip van brings a hot lunch to wherever the team is. Tell us about access. The menu is short on purpose: fewer choices means fresher food and shorter queues.

Fish and chips served hot in a takeaway tray
Where
Speed Gate (DA3)
Region
Kent
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quote
Quoted for your event
Last updated
24 October 2026

Diets, allergies and planning

Nearly every event has some special diets. To look after them:

  • Plan an alternative for anyone we cannot cater for
  • Check with facilities where the van can park
  • Give us break and shift times
  • Tell us about coeliac staff specifically

After the last group, we pack up and leave the car park tidy.

Some teams make it a regular treat.

DIY versus a fish and chip van

For a small group, making your own food can work. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and nobody has to miss the staff event.

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

For event organisers in Speed Gate

If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can hold the date.

Wedding planners and venue coordinators are welcome to contact us directly, and we will keep you updated on arrival and serving times.

What affects the price in Speed Gate

These are the factors that matter most:

  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
  • The menu and how many choices
  • How far we travel
  • The minimum booking

Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We’ll tell you up front.

What to tell us

A few details help us give you an accurate quote. Here’s what to include:

  • Where the van would park
  • The address or venue name
  • Allergies and diets you know about
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes

Planning a fish and chip van for your team in Speed Gate? Send us the details and we will come back with a quote. To get in touch, use our quote form.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Speed Gate?

A meal out takes everyone off site. A van comes to you. Got a budget? Let us know, and we’ll suggest a menu and timing to match. A short menu is frequently the best value.

Why book with us

  • All the chip-shop extras
  • Rain does not stop the fryers
  • Bookings across Kent, including Speed Gate
  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies

Read our pricing or the cost guide.

FAQs for Speed Gate

Is Speed Gate close to London?

About 18 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.

Which station is closest to Speed Gate?

The closest is Longfield station, roughly 2.3 miles away.

What happens if it rains?

The weather doesn’t stop the van, because the cooking happens inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.

Is the food cooked at the event?

Yes. We fry to order in the van at your venue, and serve straight from the hatch.

Is there a non-fish option?

Yes: sausage and chips or pie and chips. Give us a rough idea of numbers.

Can you come onto our site?

Your facilities team decides, but a car park or yard is normally ideal.

How do you handle allergies?

We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Tell us about allergies in advance.

What food do you serve?

The classics: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.

Speed Gate for staff days and team lunches

Speed Gate is about 5 miles south of Dartford, in Kent. For staff events in Speed Gate, we can park on a drive, a car park, a yard or firm, dry grass in and around Speed Gate. We serve 922 places across Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for London, about 18 miles away.

Speed Gate sits roughly 18 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard. Commuters will know that Longfield station is about 2.3 miles away. With the Kent Downs National Landscape within about 5 miles, rural team days are easy to arrange.

Anywhere in DA3, we can fry fresh for your staff, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Other places close to Speed Gate we cover include Fawkham Green (1 mile south-east), West Yoke (1 mile east), Ash (1 mile south-east), Maplescombe (2 miles south-west) and West Kingsdown (2 miles south). Further out, we also take the van to Maidstone (13 miles south-east), Dartford (5 miles north), Sevenoaks (7 miles south-west), Gravesend (6 miles north-east), Tonbridge (12 miles south) and Northfleet (5 miles north-east).

A little further out are Darent Valley Hospital (4.5 miles north) and Eynsford Castle (2.4 miles west).

  • Nearby, you’ll find The Rising Sun pub (under half a mile south-east)
Map of Speed Gate © OpenStreetMap contributors

What the van needs

A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, so a few things need checking. Here’s what we look for:

  • A clear area by the serving hatch
  • Light near the van and the queue for evening service
  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly before booking.

Popular choices

  • Sausage and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Staff lunches

See the full menu

How it works

Service is quick: everything is handed over hot from the hatch. When service is finished, we pack up and leave the pitch tidy. Lunchtime bookings in Speed Gate are in daylight all year; winter evening events are dark by about 3:50pm, so evening events need a lit spot. A summer after-work event has daylight until about 9:20pm.

  1. You tell us the date, the site, rough numbers and your break times.
  2. We check access and send a quote, with anything your site needs from us.
  3. Parking and arrival are agreed with your facilities team.
  4. We serve hot from the hatch through your break or shifts.
  5. Afterwards, we pack up and leave the car park tidy.

How to prepare

  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue

How to get a price

It’s easy to get a price: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll come back with a clear quote.

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Planning help

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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