Kent · England
Corporate Fish and Chip Catering in Twitham
We bring a fish and chip van for your team across Twitham and Kent, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.
- Summer team days
- Celebrating a big win
- Open days and customer events
Fresh fish and chips in Twitham
About our corporate fish and chip catering in Twitham
Food is fried to order, so the last person served gets food as hot as the first. Popular choices include haddock and chips, pie and chips and mushy peas, and typical bookings are for retirement send-offs and summer team days.
At country workplaces around Twitham, we can bring a hot lunch to the yard. Let us know about tracks and gates. Every portion is cooked to order on the day, not cooked earlier and kept warm, and handed over as soon as it is ready.
Is a fish and chip van right for your staff event?
A big takeaway order arrives late and lukewarm. The van cooks on site. Most vans have a minimum charge, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We’ll tell you up front.
What you get with us
- Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
- The queue at the hatch gets people talking
- Bookings across Kent, including Twitham
- Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
Read our pricing and our guide to van hire costs.
What comes out of the fryer
Mushy peas
No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people.
Gravy
Gravy brings a bit of warmth to the meal, especially in winter.
Staff lunches in Twitham: access and travel
Twitham is about 7 miles east of Canterbury, in Kent. For staff events in Twitham, we can park on a drive, a car park, a yard or firm, dry grass in and around Twitham. We take the van to all 922 towns and villages across Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. We serve events right across the region, from Twitham to Canterbury (about 7 miles away).
Twitham is about 60 miles from central London. Historic houses near Twitham include Goodnestone Park (1.6 miles south). For a client event at a historic house, ask early about rules for catering vans.
We cover staff events in every part of CT3 and the streets around it. Other places close to Twitham we cover include Well Head (1 mile west), Staple (1 mile east), Shatterling (1 mile north), Wingham (1 mile north-west) and Barnsole (1 mile east). Larger places within reach include Canterbury (7 miles west), Margate (10 miles north-east), Dover (9 miles south), Folkestone (13 miles south), Ramsgate (9 miles north-east) and Broadstairs (11 miles north-east).
Nearby you will also find St Martins Hospital (5.7 miles west) and White Mill (4 miles east). Green spaces nearby include Monk's Wall nature reserve.
- Pubs nearby include The Three Tuns pub (under half a mile east)
Questions from Twitham
How far is Twitham from London?
Roughly 60 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.
Is Twitham too small for a chip van?
Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Let us know about access and parking.
Can you serve children?
Yes, children are easy to cater for. Let us know numbers, and we’ll plan for them.
What do you bring?
All the cooking happens in the van. Tell us about power, water and bins at the site and we’ll confirm what we need.
Do you come to Twitham?
We do. We serve events in Twitham and across Kent. Tell us your date and we’ll check availability.
What if the weather’s bad?
We cook inside the van, so rain does not stop us. It is worth planning some cover for the queue.
What’s on the menu?
Proper fish and chips, with sausages and pies for anyone who does not want fish. Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy go on the side.
Do we need to provide anything?
Tell us what’s available at the site in your enquiry, and we’ll say what we need.
Space, access and the venue
No two venues are the same, so we ask about the spot and the way in when you contact us. Generally, we look for:
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
- A spot near your staff
- A route in without tight gates or low branches
Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly.
On the menu in Twitham
- Staff lunches
- Cod and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
- Mushy peas
DIY versus a fish and chip van
Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. A van fries it right there, so it’s crisp.
Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van solves that by cooking on site.
Places near Twitham
Other occasions in Twitham
How it works
We need time before service to bring the fryers up to heat, so we are there in good time before you want to eat. A lunch-break van visit in Twitham is always in daylight, but evening events need lights from about 3:50pm in December or 7:00pm in late September.
- First, the plan: what, where and what time.
- You hear back on the date and the price.
- We agree exactly where the van parks, and how it gets in.
- Batter, fish and chips all go into the fryer as people come up.
- We leave the spot as we found it.
Preparing for the day
- Name one person we can call on the day
- Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
- Clear the route for the van
Getting a price
Thinking about a fish and chip van for your team for your staff event in Twitham? Tell us what you have in mind and we’ll reply with a clear price. To get in touch, fill in our quote form.
Planning help
Why choose corporate fish and chip catering in Twitham?
People remember it.
Whatever brings people together, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We’re frequently booked for:
- Warehouse, depot and site teams
- Friday lunch treats
- Summer staff parties
- Charity and fundraising days at work
For staff and visitors coming by train, the nearest station is Adisham station, about 2.4 miles south-west.
Before booking anyone
- What the price includes, item by item
- The deposit and payment dates
- How allergens are handled
- Whether there’s a minimum
For event organisers in Twitham
If you are planning an event on someone’s behalf, whether you’re a planner, a facilities manager or an organiser, we will work directly with you and the venue. It saves passing messages back and forth.
Planning an event for a club, school or charity in Twitham? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Give us the details and we’ll suggest how it could work.
Planning for dietary needs
A little planning helps everyone eat safely. Here are a few tips:
- Send round an allergy question
- Give us break and shift times
- Ask staff to pre-order
- Flag any coeliac staff
When service is finished, we pack up.
A few tables or benches outside make it a proper break.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch