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Film and TV set catering in Selham, West Sussex

Film set catering in Selham: fish and chips cooked fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch.

  • Wrap parties
  • Seaside shoots
  • Location shoots

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Film set catering for Selham events

Film set catering in Selham, cooked to order

Fried-to-order service suits a lunch break, with no kitchen needed on site. Typical bookings include location shoots and crew morale days, serving cod and chips, sausage and chips and mushy peas.

Near Selham, crews may be miles from anywhere to eat, so lunch at base matters. Your quote spells out what’s included: the date, the service time and the menu.

A film crew working on a large studio set with lights
Location
Selham (GU28)
County
West Sussex
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Price
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026

Takeaway run or book a van?

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.

Some hosts try a takeaway order. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van solves that by cooking on site.

Allergies and dietary needs

We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer. To make it work smoothly:

  • Share the base location and route
  • Plan an alternative for anyone we can’t cater for
  • Agree how the base is left
  • Give us a contact for call-time changes

Fewer choices mean faster service.

End the shoot with a chip van wrap.

Questions from Selham

Do you come to venues in the South Downs National Park?

Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We’ll follow the site rules.

Is Selham close to London?

Roughly 44 miles from the centre of London.

Do you do wrap parties?

Yes, it’s a popular wrap. Send us the date and place.

What if the weather’s bad?

We cook inside the van, so rain doesn’t stop us. Crew will appreciate cover near the hatch.

What does it cost to hire the van?

It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Send us the details for a quote.

What food do you serve?

The classics: cod, haddock, chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.

Can you park at the unit base?

Usually, with a level spot. Locations will decide where.

Is the food cooked at the event?

Yes, always. Everything is fried fresh in the van, and serve straight from the hatch.

How it works

We take care of the food from arrival to the last chip, so you can get on with your shoot in Selham. Sunset in Selham is about 8:50pm in late May, 9:20pm at midsummer and 7:05pm in late September; for dawn calls or late wraps, plan lighting at base.

  1. Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
  2. A photo of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
  3. A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for the crew.
  5. Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.

Getting ready for the day

  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
  • Choose a level, firm spot for the van
  • Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely

Getting a price

The quickest way to a quote is to send us your details through our quote form. Tell us about your shoot in Selham, and we will check the date and send a price.

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Food your guests will love

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who is not a fish fan, especially with curry sauce.

Curry sauce

Some people will not eat chips without curry sauce and it is on the menu.

What affects the price in Selham

Each booking is quoted on its own, and the price depends on a few things:

  • Numbers
  • How long we serve
  • The menu and how many choices
  • Distance and any road charges

When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

What we need to know

The more we know about your shoot, the better we can plan. Please include:

  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • Allergies and diets you know about
  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • A picture of the parking spot

Still finalising the details? That’s fine: give us a rough idea and the date, and we’ll quote on that. Start when you’re ready: send us your details through our quote form.

Perfect for your shoot in Selham

Rain doesn’t stop the fryers, which matters on location.

If you are planning any of these, we can help:

  • Location shoots
  • End-of-shoot parties
  • Unit base lunches
  • Music video shoots

Historic houses near Selham include Cowdray House (2.7 miles west) and Petworth House (2.8 miles east). Period locations like these usually keep vehicles well away from the house, so agree the base early.

What your quote should include

  • How late numbers can change
  • Allergen information for each item
  • The cancellation terms
  • Payment terms and deposit

How to compare vans

Crew catering near Selham

Selham is about 8 miles south of Haslemere, in West Sussex. Tell us where your shoot in Selham will be, and we’ll plan the route and the parking spot. We cover 371 places in West Sussex. You can also see our page for Guildford, about 19 miles away.

Central London is about 44 miles from Selham. Selham is within about 3 miles of the South Downs National Park, and locations in protected landscapes often have rules about vehicles.

Here we cover the GU28 postcode area, and we can serve your shoot anywhere in it. Close by, we cover shoots in South Ambersham (1 mile west), River (2 miles north), Tillington (2 miles north-east), Upperton (2 miles north-east) and Rotherbridge (2 miles east). Larger places within reach include Bognor Regis (13 miles south), Chichester (11 miles south-west), Littlehampton (13 miles south-east), Emsworth (14 miles south-west), Rustington (14 miles south-east) and Storrington (11 miles east).

Other landmarks nearby include Midhurst Community Hospital (2.9 miles west) and Coultershaw Heritage Site (2.5 miles east). The countryside around Selham includes Graffham Common.

Map of Selham © OpenStreetMap contributors

Why choose a fish and chip van in Selham?

Many locations are miles from shops. A van brings lunch to base. Compared with a sit-down meal, a fish and chip van is frequently good value, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. We’ll send you a quote.

Why book with us

  • A clear quote before you book
  • Events in Selham and across West Sussex
  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • Nothing for you to cook or clear

Take a look at how we price and the cost guide.

What the van needs

We will be honest if a spot won’t work. The main points are:

  • A level, firm spot at the unit base
  • A route in the van can manage, with no low branches or tight lanes
  • Far enough from set to keep noise down

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before you book.

On the menu in Selham

  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips
  • Crew lunches
  • Sausage and chips
  • Cod and chips

View our menu

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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