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Fish and Chip Van for Events in Curteis' Corner

Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: a fish and chip van for your event in Curteis' Corner and across Kent.

  • Agricultural and country shows
  • School fairs and sports days
  • Charity fundraisers and community events

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Fish and chip van for events in Curteis' Corner, cooked to order

Few things draw a crowd at a fête or festival like the smell of fish and chips. Organisers get a trader almost everyone is happy to queue for. On the menu are curry sauce, cod and chips and sausage and chips, and we’re regularly asked to cater agricultural and country shows and school summer fairs.

At a fête or show near Curteis' Corner, a chip van brings hot food to a rural site. Ground and access matter, so tell us about them. Every portion is cooked to order on the day, not cooked earlier and kept warm, and served the moment it comes out of the fryer.

A portion of golden battered fish and chips in a white tray
Location
Curteis' Corner (TN27)
County
Kent
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quote
Contact us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026

How we price a fish and chip van for your event

The price comes down to a few factors:

  • Access and parking
  • Your choice of menu
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • Service time

A chip van often compares well with a plated meal, as there is no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. Ask us for a quote.

Getting an accurate quote

Good planning starts with a few facts. Please include:

  • Where the van would park
  • Your date and serving time
  • Expected numbers
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes

We quote for each event separately, based on your numbers, timings and travel. For a quote, fill in our quote form.

A chip van compared with other options

Next to a volunteer barbecue, a chip van frees your helpers. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. Every booking gets its own quote.

Why book our van in Curteis' Corner

  • Rain doesn’t stop the fryers
  • Quick service from the hatch
  • Bookings across Kent, including Curteis' Corner
  • No kitchen needed

See our pricing or the cost guide.

Should I sort the food myself?

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. A van fries it right there, so it’s crisp.

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For a crowd, a van is typically simpler.

FAQs for Curteis' Corner

Do you trade at school fairs around Curteis' Corner?

Yes, with the school’s permission. Tell us the date and pitch details.

How far is Curteis' Corner from London?

About 41 miles from central London, and well within our area.

Do you fry it on site?

Yes, always. Everything is fried fresh in the van, and serve straight from the hatch.

Where can the van park?

Level, firm ground the van can reach, near your visitors, and space for a queue. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.

Can you cater for helpers?

Yes, at a time that suits your schedule.

Who clears up?

We clear the van’s area after service. Let us know about bins for visitors.

Do you have a kids’ option?

Yes. Children normally love sausage and chips. Include children in your numbers.

Do we need to provide equipment?

We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.

Occasions we serve in Curteis' Corner

Rain does not stop the fryers, which matters at outdoor events.

Here are some of the occasions we serve:

  • Horse and dog shows
  • School summer fairs
  • Summer fairs
  • Festivals

Running a fête for a church like Parish Church of All Saints? A chip van draws people in.

Comparing caterers

  • VAT, if it applies
  • When payment is due
  • What the van needs: space, access, power
  • How allergens are handled

How to compare vans

Where the van can park in Curteis' Corner

A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, so a few things need checking. Here’s what we look for:

  • A hard-standing or firm grass pitch
  • A clear route onto the pitch
  • Space for a queue away from paths

If you are unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think before you book.

What we serve

  • Curry sauce
  • Sausage and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Chips

See the full menu

Food your guests will love

Pie and chips

For a heartier option, there is pie and chips, perfect with gravy.

Cod and chips

For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Fried to order in the van, it’s hot, crisp and generous.

Curteis' Corner events: pitches and permissions

Curteis' Corner is about 10 miles west of Ashford, in Kent. For events in Curteis' Corner, we plan around your venue and timings: a clear quote, an agreed spot for the van and food fried fresh on the day. We serve all 922 towns and villages across Kent. We serve events right across the region, from Curteis' Corner to Canterbury (about 22 miles away).

If visitors are coming by train, the closest railway station is Headcorn station, roughly 2.9 miles north of the centre. School fairs, for a school like John Mayne Church of England Primary School, are a natural fit for a fish and chip van. Within about 6 miles is the High Weald National Landscape, where events may have extra rules on vehicles and waste; we work to the site rules.

Here we cover the TN27 postcode area, so your event can be anywhere in it. Whether your event is on Headcorn Road, Smarden Road and Cot Lane or anywhere nearby, we can park up and fry there. Close by, we cover events in Standen (1 mile north-east), Biddenden (1 mile south-west), Lashenden (1 mile north), Stede Quarter (1 mile south-east) and Hareplain (1 mile west). Within a short drive, we also cover Maidstone (11 miles north-west), Ashford (10 miles east), Kings Hill (15 miles north-west), Foley Park (12 miles north-west), Paddock Wood (12 miles west) and Tenterden (4 miles south-east).

Well-known places in the area include Sissinghurst Castle (3 miles west) and Benenden Hospital (3 miles south-west).

  • Local pubs include The Red Lion Inn (0.7 miles south)
Map of Curteis' Corner © OpenStreetMap contributors

Allergies and dietary needs

We take allergies seriously. Help us by following these steps:

  • Give us an idea of numbers
  • Agree the terms in writing
  • Display allergens for each stall
  • Offer a choice of traders where you can

At the end, we pack down and leave the pitch clean.

Plan vehicle access before visitors arrive.

How the day works

The first sign we have arrived is typically the smell. From then on, people come up as they’re ready. At midsummer, events in Curteis' Corner stay light until about 9:15pm, so evening trading normally finishes in daylight in high summer. Winter fairs, dark by about 3:50pm, need a well-lit pitch.

  1. First, tell us about your event.
  2. We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
  3. Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
  4. We cook to order on the day for your visitors.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

How to prepare

  • Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
  • Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue

Ask for a quote

Every quote is worked out for your event. Give us your date first, and we will confirm whether we’re available that day.

Tell us about your event

Related guides

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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